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Chapter 458: Rhetorical device

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Song Tan has already rolled up her sleeves—see who is shameless enough to bully a child!

However, when she put her face in front of the camera, looking at these rapidly flashing barrages, a trace of doubt appeared in her eyes.

Just... the barrage is quite harmonious!

Doesn't look like anyone is scolding anything.

But soon, looking at Xiao Jiang above who was also stagnant, her brows furrowed: "Sorry, what did you just say? Said our Qiao Qiao is guilty of selling peaches?"

"Are you sick! I sell my own family's peaches, what am I guilty of? Buy it or not!"

Wow!

Sister is so fierce and good-looking!

Qiao Qiao watched from the side, his eyes shining.

Xiao Jiang:...

He really recovered from this sudden beauty attack, and at the same time held his expression: "Is this the streamer who can't win the argument, so he found reinforcements?"

"Why, I said your peaches are not worth 80 yuan per jin at all, are you anxious? Clearly taking advantage of the situation to slaughter customers, wanting to do a one-time business, and still pulling so much!"

Song Tan raised her eyebrows: "Why don't you take a hammer and knock your own head first to see, have you bought my family's peaches? And say it's not worth it—my family's things, sold out, no one has ever said it's not worth it!"

【Wow! To be honest, sister is so confident!】

【She is so strong! I love it!】

【I feel... she is really confident in her own things.】

【Can't afford peaches, I'll go buy a tea bag and tremella to try】

Xiao Jiang was also dumbfounded by her direct style.

Just... is it so tough to speak in the livestream room?

Is it creating some kind of straightforward persona?

But now it's a quarrel, creating this persona to sell peaches has no advantage at all, instead it will make netizens feel disgusted!

He looked at the barrage with theft and joy—???

【Thinking is not allowed, thinking is also a crime!】

【You think I will quarrel with you, and then you will have a chance, right? I tell you no! Not at all!】

【The two Wang Zuxians above are quarreling very vividly, hahaha】

【To be honest, although this beautiful sister is fierce, what she said seems to be correct.】

【Right, Xiao Jiang, you didn't buy people's things before co-streaming, we didn't see the unboxing video】

Xiao Jiang became anxious.

He fake-checked before, at least he would buy some of people's things. But because he tasted the sweetness in the last few times, he was indeed slack, so he didn't buy it first, just let the assistant review it...

Now when quarreling, it is inevitable that the position is not correct.

But, it doesn't matter, he will eventually let netizens know who is truly working hard on the cause!

At this moment, he also raised his chin:

"What's the use of being so fierce and unreasonable with me? How delicious can your peaches be to be worth 80 yuan per jin? I'm afraid you can't even say it yourself."

Song Tan looked up and down at the livestream room:

"You... are you trying to get me to give you a basket of peaches for free, and then pay you to give me a good review?"

"Otherwise, why dislike my things for being expensive for no reason... what's wrong with being expensive? Did I ask you for a cent?"

"Heh, you look so ordinary, but you think so beautifully!"

Song Tan, like Qiao Qiao, has no concept of the winning elements of a quarrel.

But it doesn't prevent her from making people angry.

For example, at this moment, she handed the phone stand to Qiao Qiao:

"Hold it well, shoot at me! The one looking for trouble said it's fake."

Then she casually picked five peaches from the tree.

"You didn't ask, why do my peaches sell for 80 yuan per jin? Come, I'll tell you—"

Four peaches were pocketed in Qiao Qiao's T-shirt, she held one in her hand and threw it up and down, then looked at the angle of the livestream room, and shouted:

"King!"

In an instant, only to see a huge figure running from outside the courtyard—

That majestic posture!

That brave stance!

That super invincible big King!

Appeared in front of the camera again, shocking everyone in Xiao Jiang's livestream room into silence.

Qiao Qiao's side was happy:

【He's here! Our King is here!】

【King! King!】

【King is really handsome wuwu】

"Come, look well."

Song Tan threw the peach in her hand, without ordering, King just lifted his body slightly, opened his mouth to catch the peach, and then satisfiedly lay down, pressing with two front paws, crack crack and ate it clean.

Accompanied by the last crunch, it bit the peach pit. The wet nose arched back and forth inside, and the tongue rolled away that little bit of peach kernel.

The whole process was smooth, and it didn't even take a minute.

"Is it delicious?" Song Tan asked.

"Woof!"

King looked at her eagerly, still wanting more.

Xiao Jiang:...

Livestream room: 【To be honest, this dog eats peaches so fast, I really believe it's very delicious】.

【Holy crap, this dog is raised! The food is definitely big fish and meat! Now eating a peach is so happy!】

【Don't care, I'll go buy a box to try first】

【It eats so fast, I'm so greedy!】

【I'll also go buy a box to try first】

Song Tan glanced at the barrage, and then felt smooth in her heart.

Xiao Jiang still sneered, his mouth hard: "A dog's nature is to love eating, it even thinks shit is good—"

"Your mouth is so smelly," Song Tan interrupted him: "Who ate shit between you and the dog?"

"Want to prostitute my peaches for free, dream on! I won't even feed it to pigs."

"Let's go Qiao Qiao."

She said, and took Qiao Qiao to the chicken coop in the woods, and then threw another peach in.

In an instant, the whole chicken coop was moved!

Roosters, hens, and long-tailed pheasants, all squeezed in desperately!

Little heads pecked upwards, eating a bite and being happy, even mixed with the scene of clucking and fighting, in the woods, grass leaves, dust, and chicken feathers flew all over the sky.

Not long after, that peach was like being eaten by locusts, even the peach pit was pecked clean, and was dug by a few long-tailed pheasant cubs in the cracks unwillingly.

This time, whether it was Qiao Qiao's livestream room or Xiao Jiang's livestream room, no one could speak.

【Just... how did they eat so fast?】

【Impossible! How can these chickens be like seeing an elixir】

【Wait! Didn't you find there are two long-tailed pheasants in this chicken coop?】

【Good guy, the streamer is raising national first-class animals! Criminal and torture-able!】

Song Tan glanced at the barrage, and said casually: "Already filed, people from the Forestry Bureau have been here."

Qiao Qiao's livestream room barrage was all sour:

【I never expected that the first time the streamer and his family looked at the barrage, it wasn't me】

【The streamer really has someone else in his heart】

【This neurotic Xiao Jiang! Streamer, are you greedy for people's 1.6 million viewers?】

That's right, the number of viewers in Xiao Jiang's livestream room has dropped to 1.6 million.

And Qiao Qiao's side reached an unprecedented 170,000, and the number of fans has soared to 50,000!

Little did he know that Zhang Yanping was so excited that he almost burned incense to the God of Wealth.

But Song Tan didn't have time to look at the data, so she was even less polite:

"Whoever sells peaches goes to the chicken coop to try, if there is this effect, I will give you 10 jin for free!"

【Although I haven't raised chickens, I think it should be impossible】

【Raised chickens, this scene is impossible.】

【Although, the streamer's rhetorical device of using dogs and chickens to express deliciousness, I also opened my eyes】

【Good image rhetoric! I'm going to buy it!】

【Isn't it just 80 per jin, chickens can eat, why can't I】

【I'm different, shallowly place an order for two boxes, eat the national first-class same style】

The meaning of sacrifice is... slaughter that book, I can do 10,000 a day 【bushi】

Okay, goodnight! Try to make up for that update tomorrow. ===== CHAPTER 459 =====

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