Chapter 470
The milk steamed buns were exquisite, about the size of a palm. Xiao Jiang and the assistant finished one in two or three bites, eating with satisfaction and reluctance.
Until the final struggle, the assistant successfully used a steamed bun to scrape the bottom of the bottle. The two felt their appetites opened and became increasingly greedy. Only then, while slurping their hot, spicy tongues, did they come back to their senses.
Eh, what were they supposed to live stream tonight?
Looking at the barrage again—
【Forget it, I won't say anything, whether buying sauce or ordering takeout, the wallet has to suffer once】
【Xiao Jiang didn't say anything, but it's as if he said everything】
【Delicious to the point where the two brothers are about to fight, meaning I have to buy two bottles no matter what】
【I don't believe it—Xiao Jiang, if you dare to lie to me again this time, I will definitely unfollow next time.】
【Woo-woo-woo, the poor person shed sad tears, why is it so expensive】
Xiao Jiang:...
And Big Jiang himself then opened the vacuum-sealed tea bag as if nothing had happened:
"Big Xiao Jiang, can you share half a cup of tea with me?"
Barrage:...
"Coincidentally, I'm a night owl! And aren't we live streaming right now? We need to be spirited!"
Several hints were raised on the prompt board—
【Are you apologizing? Why so euphemistically】
"Sss-ha... sss-ha..." He tried his best to remain reserved and calm, slowly and slightly gasping for air. Only his red face and nose, as well as his still-hot forehead, remained with that stimulation.
By the time they realized it, they had subconsciously sniffed deeply, and the whole person was intoxicated in that piece of freshness.
Assistant:...
Forget it, since it's like this, let's just give up.
"It's just... that matter... right, that tea leaves are refreshing, you're still young, drinking tea at night affects sleep, you won't grow tall..."
Through the camera, everyone could see that there wasn't even a trace of residue inside, only a little oil that hadn't been scraped clean remained at the bottom.
However, no one cared at all.
This time Xiao Jiang saw the barrage.
Oh, they were supposed to do an unboxing review tonight.
Xiao Jiang opened the detailed introduction on the spot—
He was ashamed and angry: "You're older than me, why do you still call me Big Xiao Jiang?"
With his decades of eating experience, he couldn't accurately describe the taste of the green pepper beef sauce, and only two illiterate words remained in his mind to express it—
The assistant was also aggrieved: "But you're my boss? You have to mean something, right? Just call it Big Xiao Jiang." He smiled bitterly: "I'm not a professional tea taster, I don't know enough about the shape and color of Maojian, so if I come to do a review now, wouldn't that be a laughingstock?"
He was halfway through his words, looking at the assistant staring eagerly at the tea water to the side, and suddenly muttered to himself:
【You're so empty tonight, aren't you going to talk about the specific taste? And tea leaves should also look at the shape and color】
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【Take a sip and see the taste, see how the aftertaste is?】
"If it's not suitable, that must be my problem."
After a long time, he put down the water kettle in his hand and sighed sincerely: "It's really fragrant, no wonder everyone uses it as a car air freshener and wardrobe air freshener. Once you've really smelled this kind of fragrance, I'm afraid no tea on the market will make you feel moved again."
Finally, looking at the assistant, they concluded: "In short, trust me! You'll know once you buy it and smell it."
He said gloomily: "Big Chasong, did you forget? I'm actually a month older than you."
"And yet the price is sold at a top-tier standard!"
Barrage:...
【Big Jiang, why is your vocabulary so poor tonight?】
【Just—the green pepper sauce is delicious, is the tea also that good?】
【Hurry up and drink, hurry up and drink!】
Then he shook the prompt board in his hand angrily.
"Let's start with the most basic taste. But you also know that I don't usually drink tea, so if I'm not suitable for this tea—"
"Friends, honestly, there must be a reason why I debunk fakes, right? As a tea without a brand or special geographical advantage, it's really quite special!"
Delicious.
But... how should one describe it?
Assistant:...
Xiao Jiang turned a blind eye, just simply putting the empty beef sauce jar to the side.
The moment the hot water poured down and collided with the tea leaves, a quiet fragrance arrived silently and peacefully.
【He seems to be bragging】
【Pros and cons!】【Praise before suppressing】!
!
Xiao Jiang looked at the word 'plan' and simply gave up:
"The seller's introduction says it comes with a non-woven bag, which can be placed in a wardrobe or car as a scent bag—of course, I can understand that, because this fragrance is particularly good. Once you've smelled it, it's unlikely you'll forget it."
He chattered on as he brewed the tea.
Xiao Jiang was also numb.
【Is it really that fragrant?】
I don't know if it's an illusion, but I feel the assistant gave up much faster than me, and more thoroughly.
【Damn, Big Jiang clearly went to the wrong track! If he did live streaming, he would definitely be a top streamer now.】
"It's not the kind of tea fragrance everyone imagines..."
The team behind the camera stared at them, reminding them several times throughout the process without success, and now their eyes were about to spit fire.
Xiao Jiang felt his soul had been sublimated.
"With such fragrant tea, how could I not be suitable?"
Xiao Jiang's lips moved to say no problem, but that tea fragrance drifted away leisurely again, making his face stiffen. Looking at the assistant's eager eyes, he could only change the subject:
【Big Jiang, are you being forced】
Xiao Jiang:...
"It's not a good Maojian, it should be brewed with hot water around 70 degrees. It just so happens that my smart kettle can set the temperature... It also says that it's not recommended to drink tea after 5 PM, you'll be spirited at night and won't be able to sleep..."
Xiao Jiang spoke as if it were true, and the assistant to the side couldn't help but slurp his nose again.
He got stuck again.
"Just reviewed the green pepper beef sauce, a bit dry, just right to try this tea water."
Xiao Jiang:...
"Friends, the sauce is still okay, worth buying. It's a bit spicy, not recommended for those who can't eat spicy, you won't be able to stand it. I'm not responsible if you get hemorrhoids."
Because they had just eaten carbohydrates, people would be more likely to feel sleepy, drinking tea at this moment is both refreshing and stimulating, beautiful.
Xiao Jiang was overjoyed.
Dark green dry tea with a slight white velvet was poured into the transparent glass cup, and the water kettle to the side was 'woo-woo' boiling water.
The two fought too fiercely, the assistant ate wolfishly, and plus the steamed buns weren't enough... so they left some traces.
He breathed a sigh of relief, then—alright, let's digress, he couldn't remember the rest of his lines.
"Come, let's review the taste it brews tonight." While saying this, he sighed: "50 yuan a gram..."
【... Seriously, is selling tea leaves a mukbang?】
The assistant twitched his nose to the side, nodding frantically like a puppy, and then asked tentatively: ===== CHAPTER 471 =====
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