Chapter 511

The commotion at the door was not unexpected; someone was indeed making trouble.

Song Qiao Song Qiao had just squeezed over when he heard the middle-aged woman's loud voice shouting righteously and loudly:

"I'm right! Isn't this a black tour guide slaughtering people? Let me tell you, I've eaten more salt than you've eaten rice; I know what he's going to pull as soon as he sticks his butt out! I won't be fooled, you deserve to be deceived!"

Song Qiao Song Qiao stopped in his tracks instantly.

Everyone in the live broadcast room poked their heads to eat melons, unable to bypass the direction of this camera, and at this moment, they had to listen to all directions and watch Song Qiao Song Qiao, and were soon amused by his face full of pain—

【Hahahaha, although the buffet 100 is a pit, the streamer is very worth it】

【Laughing to death, streamer, turn the lens, let me see this big sister】

【The big sister's metaphor is quite good, but it's too vivid, no need...】

【By the way, does anyone really know what a tour guide pulls when he sticks his butt out?】

【Eating, eating, streamer hasn't eaten enough, how can you talk about such a topic!】

【Insert a digression, this big sister's words are ugly but not wrong, is it really slaughtering people?】

【Not necessarily, I've been here, the cliff restaurant is indeed well-deserved. In the peak season, the same dishes here cost 168 for a meal】

【Right, right, right, 168 even requires queuing... because in the nearby sea area, except for the high-priced instant noodles in the hotel downstairs, there is nothing else to eat】

【Damn, what's going on, was I cpu'd? Thinking that a cliff buffet in the scenic area for 100 yuan can be eaten full and satisfied, I'm actually very relieved!】

【Not hiding from the upstairs, I just came back from the amusement park, 200 not only didn't eat full but stood there holding a plate to eat, now I'm very envious...】

The topic gradually went astray, which shows that contemporary netizens are quite capable in terms of tourism self-management and self-reflection.

And on this side, the girl with a flushed face was also angry:

"You think what you think, if you don't eat, don't eat, why talk so ugly! We eat our own, what does it have to do with you!"

The little girl's scolding technique was quite average, and the middle-aged woman immediately rose three points in arrogance: "Oh my, who am I talking about? Relying on having money in the morning to look down on us who bring our own food, and singing in harmony with the man beside you to satirize my family... tsk tsk tsk, now you say it has nothing to do with me!"

Her eyebrows raised high: "You have money, go eat! I'll see if you eat this 100-yuan shit deliciously!"

This, this, what is all this?

The tour guide was sandwiched in the middle, and the expression on his face could no longer be covered by a pain mask.

The barrage was even more dense and crowded:

【What, what, eat what shit】

【Don't know what it tastes like but it sounds explosive】

【What does it mean to sing in harmony to satirize eating shit? Give a complete plot introduction】

【I'm going to be laughed to death by you! What is what, it's clearly that the older woman thinks the little girl mocked her before, so she finds an opportunity to fire—】

【Don't panic, don't panic, let me sort it out—】

【First, this woman bumped into the little girl twice before, probably feeling that she was mocked by the little girl for bringing her own food】

【Waiting for the big guy to analyze】

【Queueing to squat】

【Secondly, the woman holds a grudge, this time just happened to be a 100-yuan seafood buffet, she felt she found an opportunity, so she immediately stepped forward to mock, to wash away the shame】

【Then the question is, was there really mockery before?】

【To be honest, her mockery is really indiscriminately disgusting...】

Zhang Zhang Yanping and Xin Jun fell behind by one step, surrounded by people who were also joining in the fun, and at this moment, they couldn't squeeze into the core of the story, so anxious!

!

He subconsciously frowned!

And the next moment, for some reason, the surrounding crowd stagnated, and the movements of men and women squeezing here paused for a moment. Xin Jun only felt the space for breathing open up, but saw that the people joining in the fun all turned their direction and obediently bypassed Zhang Zhang Yanping from his side.

Zhang Zhang Yanping:...?

He had a dark face, his brows knitted tightly, and his expression seemed to suppress a hundred sand-bowl-sized fists. But the words in his mouth were very innocent:

"What's going on? Why is no one squeezing anymore?"

Xin Jun:...

He rarely took a step back, carefully examining Zhang Zhang Yanping, and finally thoughtful:

"If I had known this... in the future, when queuing or something, you have to be in the front..."

Zhang Zhang Yanping:...?

He didn't understand.

Song Qiao Song Qiao, on the other hand, always went straight to the core of the problem, and at this moment, even without looking at the barrage, he quickly sorted out the story—

He understood!

And at this moment, the little girl lost the argument and was so confused she was about to cry:

"You, you are crazy! Who mocked you! What does your own inferiority have to do with us? Now you are spraying shit here!"

This is too much?!

That woman's neck seemed to be pulled by someone out of thin air, and her whole aura became higher and bigger:

"Ha? Little girl, you want some face! Eating breakfast at the hotel in the morning, you were still muttering and insisting on emphasizing that it's free—so what, what's wrong with me taking a little more of the free stuff? Isn't it just letting everyone in the family take five, six, seven, eight tea eggs, what does it have to do with you!"

Everyone... five, six, seven, eight tea eggs?

Auntie, do you really not feel choked? This is a sea island, the average temperature is 35 degrees, and you eat dry tea eggs in such a big sun?

However, the other party obviously didn't feel there was any problem, instead becoming more proud and complacent:

"We travel to live our lives, you think we are all like you, coming out to eat this 100-yuan shit!"

Everyone:...

Although, this map cannon made everyone very unhappy.

At this very moment, let alone the confused little girl, even Song Qiao Song Qiao thought for a long time before reacting: "Auntie, you eat so many tea eggs in one breath? Will you fart and burp very unpleasantly? Do you drink water?"

"Auntie, the hotel breakfast is 38 per portion, everyone is buffet, it's not shit! Did you eat too much of the 38 one and now you're wronged because you're full?"

His expression was sincere and his face was serious:

"It doesn't matter if you eat the 100-yuan one or not, Auntie, don't eat too much shit... ah sorry I mean don't eat too much and ruin your stomach."

Silence all around.

A moment later, someone at the scene suddenly "pfft" laughed, and then the whole scene was filled with laughter one after another.

The barrage without streamer attention drifted past a line of words: 【Sure enough, sincerity is the ultimate move!】

【Ultimate move +1】

【38's shit... sorry Auntie I mean don't eat too much hahaha streamer is going to laugh me to death】

【Teacher Song Qiao Song Qiao, you are really good at education!】

And the tour guide's tense expression relaxed, and just as he wiped his sweat, he saw the woman who was ashamed and angry suddenly jump, holding the plastic bag in her hand and smashing it at him!

"Ah!"

The tour guide subconsciously reached out to block, and only felt a sharp pain in his arm, and saw a dark-faced burly man standing beside him, also raising his arm to block—

"You still dare to hit people?!"