Chapter 554: Crazy Barrage

The pumpkins in the basket weren't rotten in very large pieces, after all, it was a food that was easy to store by nature, and it was fine to put it in the field for a long time.

It was just that these pumpkins happened to be in a low-lying area, the morning dew was heavy, and the dew was pressed under the pumpkins, which caused many to rot.

Qiao Qiao picked up a pumpkin with one hand—well, didn't succeed, this long pumpkin grew exceptionally sturdy, could only be grabbed with two hands.

Then, aiming for the rotten spot, he raised the kitchen knife and, with a 'clack', chopped that part right off.

Looking at the seven pigs in the pigsty who were looking forward to it, he thought about it, and chopped the pumpkin into pieces, dug out the pulp, and then threw them into the pigsty one by one.

There were many pigs, if thrown directly without cutting, they would squeak and call, it was better this way.

Oh my, Qiao Qiao is so smart!

Qiao Qiao thought happily.

Barrage was slurping slurping—

【Old pumpkin! Naturally ripened old pumpkin!】

【Look at how high the saturation of this pumpkin is, cut a piece and bring it back, no need to add sugar, just make pumpkin soup!】

【Slurp, slurp, another bowl!】

【Show it in my mouth, show it in my mouth!】

【Streamer, pumpkins are going to be fed to pigs, there must be many, why not list them for sale?】

【That's right, why not sell? Is it because I don't have money?】

【Streamer has me in his heart! He must know my salary is spent】

【Just a pumpkin, not selling it to me even if fed to pigs, it's too much, woo woo woo, please】

【Wait, isn't this a pig-feeding livestream? Why is the barrage area arguing messily, not harmonious at all】

【That's right! Accidentally clicked in, other people's pig-feeding livestreams are very peaceful】

【Then you clicked wrong, this is an educational streamer】

【??? Educational streamer? What to educate】

【Educate us not to grab food with pigs...】

【...】

The barrage area was lively, Qiao Qiao chopped five or six pumpkins ruthlessly, and the pigs in the pigsty finally quieted down a bit.

He also finally wiped the sweat on his forehead, and only then breathed a sigh of relief:

"There are too many pumpkins at home, Seventh Uncle has made several meals in a row, we don't want to eat them anymore..."

Listen, listen! What kind of words are these?!

The barrage instantly exploded!

However, Qiao Qiao didn't look at all, just said with a satisfied look: "Mom originally wanted to sell pumpkins online, Sister said it's not easy to send express delivery after cutting, and it's too heavy to send without cutting, the express fee is too expensive... forget it, keep it for ourselves to eat."

Saying that, he counted with his fingers: "After all, there are few vegetables in winter, so we have to prepare for winter, so we dried a lot of dried vegetables, and pickled a lot of pickles, Seventh Uncle also wants to make pumpkin cakes and dried pumpkins..."

The barrage ah ah ah went crazy—

【Damn! Is it possible that the express fee isn't paid by us? I didn't think it was expensive, why do you think it's expensive?】

【That's right, at worst I won't gather 1000 for free shipping!】

【Streamer, I'm willing to pay for express delivery, please send me five pumpkins, I won't get tired of eating them】

【Tired of it woo woo woo... what kind of tiger-wolf words are these? Can't my saliva drown you?】

【This is really an educational streamer, not a pyramid scheme streamer? You sound so fanatical and disgusting】

【That's right, a pumpkin, 50 cents a jin in the vegetable market, what can't be bought】

【I need 80 cents here】

【What kind of fairy places are you all in, I need more than 3 yuan here】

【According to the routine, this pumpkin won't be lower than 20 a jin, a pumpkin is 20 or 30 jin, two pumpkins are enough for free shipping... I can understand the streamer's dislike of expensive express delivery】

【I don't understand! Can limit to one, anyway, there are so few that they can't be grabbed at all】

【Laugh to death! Non-chief hand speed grabbing goods is always difficult, never hope to grab two】

【20 a jin pumpkin, you still want to grab it like this? Good guy, I've entered a pyramid scheme nest, reported!】

【Report a ghost! Why don't you go report the 60 a jin cherries】

【That's right, last time it was because of you group of people who faked reports, the streamer came with so many fans, grabbing a peach is difficult... and you still come?!】

【Roll roll roll, let me see who reported, I'll also go report you for rumors and slander】

The barrage instantly argued.

Qiao Qiao had already buried his head and continued to cut pumpkins.

By the way, digging out the pumpkin pulp and showing it under the lens: "Actually, pumpkin pulp is also very sweet, look at the pumpkin seeds, are they especially full? Mom said to keep them to fry pumpkin seeds."

After he finished speaking, he laughed happily by himself: "But I like eating seeds! Sister said she would plant a field of sunflowers for me next year, and then I'll have seeds to eat! Children, don't worry, I'll eat them for you to see!"

【??? Streamer, do you want to hear what you are saying?】

【To tell the truth, I have 3600 degrees of myopia and have never seen seeds, suggest the streamer send me two jin to taste, I'm not picky, pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds are fine】

【Streamer, you are really not afraid at all, I said I would report you and you are still playing dumb here】

【Laugh to death, afraid of what? We Qiao Qiao never look at the barrage.】

【He is strong because he is strong, the clear breeze brushes the mountain ridge】

【Only truly strong-hearted people can never care about external words!】

【That's right, our educational streamer is truly strong-hearted, have been educated】

【Laugh to death! He doesn't look at the barrage, because he is a sister-worshipping boy, Sister says don't look, so don't look】

【The one in front, you seem to be scolding people hahaha...】

【That's right! I confessed so many times to ask for listing, he didn't even look, didn't put me in his eyes at all】

As the saying goes, he is horizontal because he is horizontal, the bright moon shines on the big river, Qiao Qiao's chatting doesn't follow logic at all, his thinking is wild, this time he thought of one thing:

"By the way, children, you must study hard! Sister said next year when harvesting rice or breaking corn, she will hold a class reunion for me, inviting children who study well in the livestream room."

Of course, this good study definitely doesn't mean cultural courses...

After he finished speaking, he sighed with some regret: "It won't work this year, the corn was planted very little this year, it will be broken soon."

【I do a lazy donkey rolling—carp hitting the back—oh no, seal rolling!

Class reunion?! Is it the kind I think?】

【My sister is truly beautiful and kind!

!】

【Don't mess around as a younger brother, that is clearly my sister. Qiao Bao'er, add a second sister for you, okay?】

【Hey hey hey, focus, focus! Is the class reunion to go to the streamer's hometown to eat and drink? And then carry a sack when leaving?】

【Good guy, I'll go buy a truck! Using a sack is truly stingy!】

【Streamer, look at me! Excellent class representative in the livestream room, every session is not missed!】

【What what breaking corn? I can do it, I entered the cornfield when I was a child, there is a place to review.】

【You already have a cornfield and still grab with us?】

【Pity me growing up in the city, an only child, never done farm work in my life, just lacking such an opportunity to grow knowledge—】

【Do you want to hear what you are saying?】

【Streamer, look at me! Accompanied my daughter to cut wild grass with a small sickle in labor class, experience is very skilled, can sign a contract, injury will not find the streamer for compensation】

【Good guy! Rolling up, right? I can also sign a contract!】 ===== CHAPTER 555 =====

【Streamer, look at me! I've helped my daughter harvest weeds with a small sickle in labor class; my experience is very proficient. I can sign a contract, and I won't ask the streamer for compensation if I get hurt!】

【Good heavens! It's getting competitive, isn't it? I can sign a contract too!】