Chapter 625: The Deceptive Animal Bureau
This bureau—not only did the netizens in the livestream room see it, but even Song Tan, who was busy managing the stream, saw it clearly!
Please, they were in full view of everyone, and Big Orange couldn't even be bothered to put in any effort. The one it snatched from the tree—its tail fur couldn't exactly be called sparse, but compared to the one from the big field, they weren't even in the same league in terms of fat and thin!
Yet, for some reason, Da Tian didn't know if it was stupid or simply couldn't tell the difference; at this moment, it was already "squeak-squeak-squeaking" again, clearly very happy.
Big Orange, like every scumbag boyfriend who plays mind games, didn't even look at Da Tian, just playing with that squirrel on its own—letting it go, then pinning it down with a paw the moment it scrambled onto the tree trunk, then letting it go again... tireless in its amusement.
And that squirrel, its fur matted with saliva, could still be seen to have a bit of fat on it, but its expression was numb, not even letting out a sound.
After being played with so much, it was too lazy to even run anymore; it wasn't until Big Orange reached out a paw to nudge it that it would symbolically move two steps away, clearly a veteran at this.
And Da Tian, knowing nothing, was just squeaking in a mess nearby, as if it had truly taken revenge and wiped away its past shame...
I have to say, everyone in the livestream room felt pity for it.
【Just... the cat-and-mouse routine is deep; can't blame little field mouse】
【Really... its stupid look is so cute!】
【Feeling like my IQ is being crushed... I'm not even as good as a cat】
【Looking at the fat three-colored cat sprawled on the bed right now, I really want to hit it】
【I don't care, I don't care! I want field mice listed for sale right now】
【Host, if I go to the field to catch a nest now, will they be this cute and pitiful too?】
【Post the link, post the link!】
【Link Emperor in front, why are you here every time?】
【Strongly suggest recruiting Big Orange! That way the warehouse won't have to fear mice】
【And it can teach this little fool, so it doesn't get tricked by squirrels outside】
【Big Orange, Second Orange, Third Orange, Fourth Orange, Fifth Orange】
Song Tan was not Qiao Qiao, who didn't look at the comments. She glanced at everyone's calls, then looked at the truly stupid Da Tian, and her heart couldn't help but stir.
And at this moment, Big Orange seemed to be tired of playing and finally loosened its claws, no longer bothering with the gray-furred squirrel that had lost all hope. But at the same time, several kittens, having lost their mother, were "meowing" and stumbling their way over.
Their tender voices were picked up by the phone into the livestream, drawing another wave of 【Cute! Want to steal!】 from the comments.
Song Tan stared for a while and discovered that this Big Orange family had only slightly less spiritual energy than the squirrel... it seemed they had been living here for a long time.
Besides, thinking back to that broken half-bag of dried small fish in the deepest part of the warehouse, it was clear not a single one had been wasted.
She sized up the few orange cats, already starting to ponder where to settle them.
And Big Orange seemed to have completed its task; at this moment, it lowered its head to pick up a little orange cat that had tumbled twice, then returned to its straw nest.
Once it lay down, the few kittens, not knowing hunger or fullness, swarmed up again, and Da Tian was also squeezed right in the middle...
Although they were all yellow-furred, his golden fur was exceptionally different, and squeezed in the middle, he was still extremely conspicuous.
And the comments were curious:
【The field mouse's front teeth clatter when gnawing on dry soybeans and corn kernels; how does he drink milk?】
【Yeah, won't he bite it?】
【Mice have very powerful incisors, right! And Big Orange allows it?】
【And you say this isn't true love!】
Song Tan:...
However, she was also a bit curious, and at this moment, she quietly moved the phone closer.
Under the close-up, magnified lens, Da Tian was pitifully squeezed among the kittens, head tilted, his tiny mouth slanted as he latched onto Big Orange.
His chubby, soft belly rose and fell deeply, to the point where he had to use both hands and feet to laboriously perform the sucking motion.
Comments:...
【Forget it, forget it, it's so hard just to drink a mouthful of milk. I won't laugh at it anymore.】
【This is truly using all the strength of suckling!】
【So pitiful and so cute... what wrong has the little fool done?】
【Host, spare this little thief; after all, it's quite miserable too...】
【You know, the little field mouse left its mother from a young age...】
Song Tan held the phone in one hand, turned her head to look at the direction the fat squirrel had fled, and finally decided not to interfere in the affairs between animals.
Instead, she reached out and grabbed—right in full view of everyone, she directly grabbed the soft flesh on the back of Big Orange's neck!
Big Orange, who hadn't noticed the human right under its nose at all—
"Meow—"
Caught off guard, it couldn't even struggle, only managing to puff up all the fur on its body, looking exactly like a large, fluffy stuffed toy—even cuter!
The ten-plus-jin chubby, heavy body was held by Song Tan, unable to move at all.
This action looked simple, but if someone without strength or experience grabbed it, it would easily cause the cat to scratch with all four limbs, resulting in injury instead.
But at this moment, this fat orange cat could only let its limbs hang down, clearly having had its pressure point controlled.
Yet Song Tan was nonchalant, even looking up to call out to Qiao Qiao, who was carefully watching from the window upstairs:
"Qiao Qiao, bring a basket down, take all these kittens back; from now on, they belong to you to raise."
Qiao Qiao cheered instantly, then turned and left the window.
Across a distance, his cheers could still be heard:
"I have kittens. I have kittens!"
It goes to show that children shouldn't be spoiled; the more they are spoiled, the less satisfied they become.
Song Tan thought this, yet the corners of her mouth couldn't help but reveal a smile.
Looking at the livestream duration again, without realizing it, nearly another hour had passed.
She reached out to turn it off, thought for a moment, then stopped, and added an advertisement while she was at it:
"The shop has listed cooling herbal tea bags today, houttuynia flavor. Not many people like it, so everyone can buy according to need. No need to rush."
Good grief, what "according to need" is this?
Just as she finished speaking, the new fans drawn by this cat-and-mouse battle hadn't even figured out what was going on when they saw the livestream comments instantly drop by more than half!
Even the number of viewers decreased accordingly.
And after three or five minutes, they were seen returning as if by prior agreement, flooding the comments—
【Hahahaha, I finally grabbed it this time】
【Ordered thirty bags in one go; Mom doesn't have to worry about my inventory anymore】
【Damn it, why is it houttuynia, which I hate? But it doesn't matter, buying twenty bags first is never wrong】
【This herbal tea bag, one bag brewed a day is comparable to a cup of milk tea; so expensive. Luckily I acted decisively and grabbed fifteen bags first】
New fans:...
What's going on? Do you want to look at what you're saying? Is everyone so unfathomable when they speak now?
First disparage, then state the quantity—what kind of promotion is this?
Even so, they curiously followed and clicked the shopping link below.
Seeing that on the plain page, a plain cup of light yellow herbal tea, the price below had already changed to 9999, and it was noted as unavailable for purchase.
New fans:...???
Your livestream has nearly a million viewers, and you're still doing hunger marketing—are you stupid? ===== CHAPTER 626 =====
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