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Chapter 651

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In the yard, several people took advantage of the morning before the temperature rose, and their movements in stripping leaves were very fast. Qiao Qiao carried these mugwort leaves in handfuls and placed them on the plastic sheet.

And Song Tan held the ancestral wooden club and began to knock "bang bang".

Her strength was even; she knocked on the thick leaves one by one. Those leaves that had been dried and aired didn't quickly shatter into dry dregs, but gradually seemed to exude an oily luster, even producing a fluffy feeling.

Zhang Yanping squatted to the side and watched quietly for a few minutes, then suddenly turned his head quickly:

"Qiao Qiao, hurry up and bring your phone over!"

Qiao Qiao didn't understand, but he was always obedient. Hearing this instruction, he didn't ask for the reason, but put down the leaves in his hand, turned around, went upstairs, and brought the phone over.

And Zhang Yanping took the phone—70% battery, that's fine.

As for livestreaming while charging, oh my, it's already over 30 degrees early in the morning; don't make things difficult for the phone.

He quickly opened the livestream room and first edited today's livestream title—

【Woke up too early, let's take a nap together!】 The topic tag used is #asmr# hypnosis.

And on that side, Ai Ye had already taken out a stack of white paper, gesturing to the inner diameter of the thick bamboo tube, and was cutting them into strips of coarse paper one by one.

Ai Cao shook her head: "It won't work this year. Originally there were some on the barren mountain, but they were all dug up by the excavator. This year's are basically all here."

This can also be seen? How did the ancestors perceive medicinal properties back then!

【Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. The blades in the blender and food processor rotate so fast that the instantaneous high temperature will ruin these mugwort leaves.】

Wait! Is it the weekend today for a nap... It doesn't seem like it... It seems like I forgot something important... What is it... Damn, it seems very important; why can't I remember—

"Isn't this just like rolling tobacco? I've rolled quite a few before; no problem!"

How to describe it?

【It's like this: I just ran into the company with my hands crossed over my chest, acting all shy—I'm not an anime male lead, I just forgot my underwear?? ^??】

Wu Lan thought thoughtfully: "Shouldn't we get Ai Ye a new phone?"

He said depressedly: "Moxibustion, just moxibustion! Ai Ye will accompany Brother."

So now, just after starting the broadcast, there were still hundreds of stubborn fans who followed in.

Bo Juan shook her head: "A more scientific explanation is that there is mugwort oil inside these mugwort leaves. Mugwort oil is quite irritating, and the smoke it carries is also more choking, and the medicinal effect is more dry and fierce."

【I'm just curious, are medical patches easy to use?】

And Bo Juan raised her head when she heard the sound:

I have to say, it's not even 6 o'clock in the morning; livestreaming is really a bit too early.

"Yan Ping, why don't you take a look!"

【Wear your mask well!】

【Hold your bag against your chest!】

How come the ultraviolet rays in this village discriminate against city residents?

Ah ah ah ah ah, why is it past eight o'clock!!!

This was specifically for when Grandpa rolled cigarettes before. Later, he smoked less and less, and there was also a small cigarette rolling box, so the opportunity to use this glue became less—

Zhang Yanping looked at it twice and also squatted back to watch Wu Lan hammer the mugwort leaves again—

The sharp paper cutter slid across the white paper with a rustle, the sound of the wooden club hitting was neither fast nor slow, and the sound of the aunts chatting and laughing came from the background music...

Zhang Yanping groped and picked out the broken stalks inside bit by bit, slowly and nimbly.

【Subway commuters are now huddled in the carriage, disheveled.】

It's really hypnotic!

"Accompany Brother to do what?" In the yard, little Guo Yi happened to walk in and asked curiously.

The livestream room that went black unexpectedly:...

【I really admire you guys; I'm already sleepy looking at this on the dining table.】

At this moment, he nodded repeatedly.

After all, whether the appearance is good or bad has little effect on the medicinal effect.

Zhang Yanping was amazed.

【The early bird gets the worm; the early commuter gets the streamer.】

Bo Juan Yuan couldn't laugh or cry: "It's just a 2000-yuan phone, and it's been used for half a year. When I took it down, the battery was still 70%. It played for a full two hours before shutting down, which is about right; don't have too high expectations for it."

Bo Juan Yuan resisted in her mouth, but her hands also pulled a small stool and sat over.

Bo Juan shook her head: "The mugwort velvet is smashed so finely and rolled into a roll by him; if you keep it for three years, where would it volatilize from?"

He curiously kneaded it twice: "No wonder people call it mugwort velvet; it really is—what's next? Roll the mugwort stalks?"

【Dozens of yuan for a box of dozens of sheets; try it yourself.】

【I'm really sleepy; I quickly gave myself a slap, and only then did I squeeze into the morning rush hour.】

【Just think about it; don't really do it. After all, if you hammer the mugwort velvet thirty or fifty times like this, your arms won't be able to lift.】

And Xin Jun, who was on the side, watched and continued to learn.

Poor thing... playing livestreaming so smoothly must mean he's very young; what exactly is there to be unable to sleep?

You can make it three years if you want three years, and five years if you want five years; you can handle it however you want.

Zhang Yanping logged into Bo Juan's account familiarly—that's right, as long as the account is logged in correctly, the phone used for livestreaming can be switched at will. But the people at home are lazier than the next; as long as the duration is enough, no one does that kind of thing.

"Look at our family; everyone is so fair and clean. How come you're getting darker the longer you stay? If it weren't for your mother believing my words, she would have thought you went to my house to transplant rice seedlings and work on the mountain!"

It was Zhang Yanping who became a curious baby again: "Why does it have to be three or five years? Isn't the shelf life bad if it's left for too long?"

【This livestream, fan economic loss exceeds ten thousand. The streamer really needs to give an explanation...】

"Yes, it's time to change the phone; get the child a better one!"

Seeing this, the M company that had contacted them before couldn't help but hate them again—

However, what broke their hearts was that the streamer didn't show up at all today.

However, the streamer's unexpectedness seemed to have been gotten used to by everyone. Many people even opened special attention notifications for this livestream.

At this moment, she couldn't help but offer an idea:

【Brush your teeth, wash your face, and watch this while putting on makeup; it's especially stress-relieving.】

Besides, that silly child is only shrewd when it comes to money. Guo Yi is so busy; you watch from the side and lend a hand, and later ask her to give you moxibustion too, to enhance your relationship...

Now it finally comes in handy.

【Hahaha, who told you guys to be sleepy and not get up early in the morning... If you keep chatting, I'm afraid you'll be deducted more money for slacking off.】

"How much Qiao Qiao is on that mountain of yours? If there's a lot, cut it down later and let it air dry for three or five years first. The effect will be good when you use it then."

【Useless knowledge increased early in the morning.】

【Really want to return to pastoral life.】

"And storing it for three years, it will decrease by about 20% every year. After three years, the decrease is about right, and the medicinal effect can reach its best."

And then, with a "beep" sound, it shut down directly.

"But it's hard to say about next year; if we plant it properly, we will definitely save it up first."

【I received the boss's deadly chain of messages; the messages have already blown my soul away.】

This feeling is really quite wonderful.

That's true too.

It was Ai Cao who suddenly interjected:

While speaking, she asked everyone curiously: "This thing grows everywhere in front of the house and behind the house; why are you asking me? In the spring, either dig up two plants and plant them, or scatter some seeds in advance; it grows in large patches, so why worry about not having enough?"

And Wu Lan didn't even raise her head: "It can be burned. If you're particular, you can even burn the thick stalks. But the medicinal properties are different; there's no way around it."

He exited the livestream room and then answered Wu Lan solemnly:

"Still have to pick the stalks? Can't the stalks be used for moxibustion?"

【Just squeezed onto the subway, person already crazy.】

【But the efficiency of manual hammering is too slow.】

【Food processor is the best!】

Zhang Yanping:... Forget it.

"If you don't want to use bamboo tubes, you can roll it directly with paper yourself. For our own family's use, just pack it tighter, and it will be fine; there's no requirement for how perfect the appearance is."

The barrage was lively at the beginning—

And the number of shares of the livestream room rose rapidly, leading many people to quietly sleep through their nap. So when the phone made a "beep" battery prompt, countless workers opened their eyes in bed, first showing a smile, satisfied and rubbing in the quilt—this nap was really of high quality!

"Has the streamer who talked about wheat and rice before signed a contract?"

In the livestream room where no one cared, the frequency of the barrage became lower and lower. However, the number of viewers in the livestream room rose one after another, and the forwarding rate was much higher than usual.

I've discovered that the few wealthy big shots on the leaderboard, as long as the hypnosis effect is good in any episode, will definitely spend money like water.

Everyone:... That's right, it's that flavor of our streamer.

And on this side, with the help of several aunts, Qiao Qiao's leaves were soon stripped clean.

"Storing it for three years means you go up the mountain now, cut two bundles, and hang them under the corridor to air dry. Later, keep them well in the warehouse, and come back to hammer the mugwort velvet after three years."

And Ai Ye showed her a smiling face: "Little Sister Guo, Brother Yan Ping asked me to do moxibustion with him, but I don't want to!"

【Save me, why did you let me see this kind of video early in the morning! This morning's 500 full attendance is gone; the streamer should bear the main responsibility!】

Tsk! You two learn from each other!

【Hurry, hurry, hurry, quickly order a delivery and ask the nearby pharmacy to send you a medical patch to replace the chest patch.】

This mugwort velvet has a green tone and is a bit grayish-yellow, like...

No, my skin is fair; that can't be blamed entirely on me! That 99% has to be blamed on genes!

【That's it, who is as miserable as me? I ran on the road for more than ten minutes before I realized my skirt was on backward!】

She shook her head and felt desperate for her nephew, who carried a kind of stupid stupidity.

Otherwise, everyone in the family works and eats the same food; the physical labor I put in is only a little more than Xin Jun's.

It's really the emperor who isn't anxious, but the eunuch is.

【Save me, I've already scraped the ground with my toes for you.】

A bottle of glue was also prepared on the side.

What the camera can capture is just a fair hand, holding an equally round wooden club, one after another... "bang bang" knocking on the pile of leaves in front that are neither white nor green, and seem to have a grayish-yellow color.

【Anyway, the streamer doesn't plan to sell it, so it doesn't matter if you do it slowly yourself.】

Grabbing a handful in the hand, you can clearly feel the weight, but when you weigh it twice, it's light and airy. When you reach out and squeeze hard, the mugwort velvet quickly squeezes into a ball in the palm, and then quickly opens slightly with elasticity...

"I think it's okay."

To be fair, the livestream tag brought today has two points of ability.

Wu Lan pushed the pile that had been picked clean toward him:

The camera was placed close, and the microphone was placed on the ground at this moment; the sound of the wooden club and the mugwort leaves colliding, and the regular and repetitive hammering action in front of the eyes...

And Zhang Yanping looked at the background—good heavens, this livestream received nearly 3000 yuan in tips!

And on this side, the few aunts who were chatting had already started discussing with Bo Juan:

We are now also sitting around here, nimbly picking out the broken stalks inside; on the whole plastic sheet, it is completely a simple assembly line operation.

【It looks so comfortable...】

Zhang Yanping thought: It looks like dandelion fluff gathered together, and also like fine cotton wool, but the particles are even finer than those.

【Brushing teeth and washing face, watching this while putting on makeup is especially stress-relieving...】

He lowered his head and patiently picked out those broken stalks: "I have a very strong body and have no interest in moxibustion."

And now, Wu Lan, the source of the assembly line, had already successfully hammered out a large handful of fluffy mugwort velvet.

A group of people made a fuss in the barrage, but the streamer didn't appear at all. Instead, the phone, whose quality was not very good, quickly consumed battery power in the increasingly hot temperature.

Zhang Yanping instantly became energetic:

"Besides, it takes so much effort to cut and dry it; since it's already done, why not do it a little better?"

【Hey hey hey, just followed last time; is this what the streamer said about making mugwort stalks?】

And Wu Lan glanced at him: "If you're free, don't just stand there; move a stool and pick out the stalks inside."

The number of viewers was not large enough, so the barrage was displayed quite slowly one by one. For a time, everyone in the livestream room chatted with each other.

"It's only been two hours; why is it out of power again?"

But just like what Aunt said, why did I get darker?

And Zhang Yanping, who was hit by a critical strike, couldn't even say a word of defense—

【Can't it be beaten into broken powder? Can't a food processor be used?】

That's true too! Everyone really didn't react.

【Contemporary young people, mainly waste.】

"Then keep a few dozen of the ones you wrapped this time as aged ones, and try them again in a few years. If you don't rely on instrument testing, can you really try it out?"

The worker collapsed.

He wanted to yawn at this moment; if it weren't for squatting close, and Qiao Qiao's unique fragrance rushing into his nose to make his spirit slightly refreshed, he would really have to go take a nap.

Then he grabbed a handful of the mugwort that was broken but not yet broken, reached out and squeezed, and squeezed out the equally fine leaf veins and stems inside.

【Ah ha ha ha ha ha, the one in front is laughing to death.】

"You guys roll the mugwort stalks with them—do you know how to roll them? First, roll the cut white paper into a roll and stuff it into the bamboo tube, then fill it with mugwort velvet. When it's about full, use the thinner one next to it to stuff it in."

【Why is the action so primitive? Streamer, don't abandon high technology just to pursue visual effects.】

【Late, who understands?】

When Qiao Qiao brought the stand out, he quickly found the position and opened the livestream again unexpectedly.

【I'm here, I'm here.】

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