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Chapter 718

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Boss Chang's eyes widened.

He looked at Song Tan, then at the wild boar, and then at the innocent and ignorant Song Qiao Qiao; at this moment, he didn't know what to say.

After a while, he finally managed to recover his language system with difficulty: "That... wild boar meat is very tough on the teeth, and the new Master Jiang has a knack for smoking and drying meat..."

Song Tan looked over in surprise, only to see Qiaoqiao also say in astonishment: "Uncle, why are you so bad at business! It has already eaten so many of my sweet potatoes; killing it would be a huge loss!"

Then he looked at the wild boar and commented seriously: "We have to let it be like a little chicken, supplement it this year, and keep producing piglets next year!"

Boss Chang was deeply shocked! Who exactly is the capitalist here? He just wanted to slaughter it for meat, but you guys want endless generations of descendants!

"That's right!" Song Tan looked at Qiaoqiao with approval: "Not bad, my precious has become much smarter lately... Buying a sow is too expensive, we have to catch our own! We'll buy a little boar in a few days to raise for breeding; that's what you call sustainable development!"

If you cross a wild boar with a domestic pig, the piglets born will definitely be both chewy and fragrant!

After she finished speaking, she reached out and took the Chinese bush clover branch from Qiaoqiao's hand and deftly flicked it in the air, creating a whip crack!

With just a "pop" of empty sound, the wild boar grunted and nimbly followed her footsteps.

【I have no other requirements... the streamer can just be in the frame】

【Streamer, is the wild boar meat for sale? I haven't eaten it yet, I heard it's exceptionally fragrant】

【Wild boar, wild boar, wild boar, wild boar, wild boar, please, I want your wild boar】

【Streamer, I love you, streamer, I don't love you, streamer, I love you, streamer, I don't love you, streamer, I love you...】

Zhang Zhang Yanping knew his livestreaming charisma wasn't as good as Song Tan's, so after switching the camera, he focused on outputting content around Little Black.

Everything else paled in comparison to the dense, incessantly repeated resentment of the viewers—

It's just that I feel a bit sorry for the viewers.

Song Tan was stunned!

【What are you talking about? The streamer patted its butt and it didn't even get angry, how could anything go wrong】

"Logically speaking, stealing from our land should result in being caught and eaten! But Little Black repented quickly and has excellent genes, so we're giving it a chance."

【Ah, that, I only want three jin of fatty meat, three jin of lean meat, and three jin of cartilage... the streamer won't look down on me, right?】

And at this moment, Song Tan's figure finally appeared in the livestream camera.

【I'm not as greedy as them, I'm happy as long as the streamer is on my screen】

【The person before me is overthinking it, how could the streamer look down on you? The streamer just isn't selling it.】

Perhaps because too many people shared it, even though there was nothing in the livestream room now, the number of viewers had already reached over 500,000, only slightly less than the 800,000+ during the peak of the PK with Ginger that night.

But... but Song Tan's streamer tag is now defaulted by the system to include 【Hypnosis】. For someone doing a hypnosis livestream, isn't it normal for a large, empty sweet potato field to appear in front of them?

"Little Black is a girl, look, its tusks aren't even showing. If it were a male, the tusks would be exposed and much longer."

【Dangerous behavior, please do not imitate.】

【Wait! If five people attend the class reunion during the New Year, will this wild boar be slaughtered and sold?】

If the streamer is streaming and a viewer falls asleep, isn't it normal for the streamer to walk away for a while?

Bullet comments:...

With such a high number of views, if a professional team were operating it, Song Tan would probably have had over a million followers by now.

Zhang Zhang Yanping was already numb.

"Come! Let everyone see the new member of our pigsty—Little Black!"

"This year, Little Black will endure humiliation and carry a heavy burden, suffering for a year. Next year, it might just have a litter of eight, becoming the Queen of the pigsty!"

【Too many points to roast, don't know what to say for a moment】

Now that the main points were finished, he also stared at the bullet comments, clearly taking them very seriously.

He looked at Qiaoqiao and Song Tan, who was sprinting toward the sweet potato field in the distance, and suddenly felt that this wasn't bad either.

【This guidance is too obvious, what if someone learns this and approaches a wild boar, wouldn't that get people killed?】

【The streamer doesn't have to be there, the wild boar being there is fine too】

"Besides, Little Black has a pretty good temper, it's just a bit greedy, especially loves eating our stuff, and isn't picky about food."

【I don't believe it! Unless the streamer mails it over】

I saw him arrive at this sweet potato field, and then he picked up the basket: "Oh my, I almost forgot the basket."

Wait!

In the livestream room, there was a field of lush green sweet potato leaves fluttering in the wind, that fresh color, that harmonious pastoral style, that lushness indicating a harvest...

【That's right! Where's the wild boar? Where's that huge wild boar of yours?】

【Looks like the streamer didn't get hurt at all, so where's the wild boar?】

【Good news, the streamer is back. Bad news, the streamer doesn't care about me at all】

He felt relieved, and after discussing it with Song Tan, he nimbly logged into Song Tan's account on his own phone and switched the livestream room over from the front desk—

【Damn, how far did it run? There's no sound from the microphone anymore!】

Boss Chang shrank numbly behind Zhang Zhang Yanping, clearly still having lingering fears about the wild boar's outburst, while Zhang Zhang Yanping stared at the microphone clipped to Qiaoqiao's collar, always feeling that something wasn't quite right...

But...

【Alright brother, I've spent the whole morning watching you jump up and down, didn't you see the huge line of text from the top donor on the leaderboard!】

Livestream room:...

"When the descendants are all gathered together, sooner or later, our pigsty will be full of its genes!"

Then he squatted down and started pinching the leaves along the tips of the sweet potato vines.

"When everyone comes to attend the class reunion, if you're interested, I suggest you come to our place to buy some food; we can arrange for group photos!"

"Song Tan, aren't you livestreaming?"

【That's right! Are you a paid troll sent by someone else? Should I repeat that line for you again?】

Of course, the number of views in the livestream room is calculated by the number of times people click in, which seems quite inflated. But actually calculating it, this livestream definitely had no fewer than 50,000 people watching!

【Hey hey hey, is no one worried about the streamer getting into trouble? That's a wild boar!】

Uncle, an honest man, rarely got angry, Aunt was stunned, and instantly raised her voice: "What do you mean I'm forcing him all day? I originally dreamed of him being a big official!"

On the hillside, Zhang Zhang Yanping breathed a sigh of relief.

【Hiss—a single vegetable is already 20 a jin, how much must the pork cost per jin?】

Song Tan and Qiaoqiao looked at each other, and at this moment, they silently opened the livestream room.

How should I put it, contemporary netizens still prioritize being strict!

【Wild boar! Where is that huge wild boar of yours!】

【I don't even want to talk about you, did you forget the basket? Isn't your phone important?】

【Wild boar meat is old and stringy, you can't chew it at all, it won't stew until tender, it's not as delicious as imagined】

【Please! Can you buy a wearable camera?】

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