Chapter 810: Transfer next year
Zhang Yanping hurriedly picked up the mobile phone:
"Go to the dance studio if you want to fight, if the phone is smashed, none of you will be in the iron pot tonight—how is it? Is it better than yesterday's sweet potato vines?"
The two geese buried their heads in dry food, unable to care about him at all. And Zhang Yanping also picked up the sweet potato and took a bite.
"Oh, this crisp and sweet!"
He chewed crunchily in his mouth, even without a microphone, the mobile phone in the distance could fully record it, making everyone in the live broadcast room jealous!
And the culprit was still pulling hatred:
"So delicious! So delicious! It's not worse than the peaches sold at home! Really delicious, really delicious—you can't eat such crisp and sweet raw sweet potatoes now, right?"
The underworld brother was fearless and not afraid of the frenzy of the crowd on the bullet comments, instead lowered his head and took another bite, his expression becoming more proud:
"I tell you, this sweet potato has to be eaten raw just after being dug! If you take it home and put it for a few days to dissipate some moisture and return the sugar, the taste won't be as crisp and sweet. But roasted sweet potatoes will be better than just dug at that time."
【I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!!】
He sighed: "Goose Sister, Goose Sister, seeing that you will be entrusted with important tasks next year, you are stealing here—you tell me, can the duck army still be led by you next year?"
Bai Liangwan's heart was vicissitudes: I am practicing for everyone to see!
Everyone rubbed their hands, those who cut the network cut the network, those who changed tablets changed tablets... In short, even if there is only a glimmer of hope, we must be faster than others!
Its expression gradually became fierce, its bean eyes stared at Zhang Yanping, looking down on everyone equally—
I was dodging Xiao Bai, and saw Goose Sister twisting her butt and running straight to the pond along the grass, with a long flat mouth holding a slender thing!
【Hahahahahahahaha】
And Zhang Yanping lost face in front of Xiao Bai, and the dignity of the underworld brother needs to be exchanged for others' high-mindedness.
Everyone couldn't eat sweet potatoes, and turned love into hate, talking nonsense and blowing in the live broadcast room. Zhang Yanping just crunched a sweet potato, came over to look at the bullet comments, and was completely stunned:
"What can you do with just a few dozen duck eggs a day?"
【No! That long flat mouth, if it pecks at the small one, it can at most rub a layer of skin on it】
【What a move of attacking from the east and west, hahahaha】
That's it.
God!
【No harm, mainly dare to go crazy】
"Qiao Qiao, look at the broken sweet potatoes, there are quite a few, let's pick the big and good ones and take them back to eat ourselves. Leave the remaining sweet potato heads and so on, and feed the pigs tomorrow."
【It has to be said that our Goose Sister is really brave! Really brave!】
This... it's not that it's not for sale, isn't he still selling it at a high price every day from Boss Chang's teeth?
Zhang Yanping was about to laugh crazy, Qiao Qiao, god assist!
Good guy, his selling goods is more unexpected than Teacher Qiao. If Teacher Qiao live streamed like today, what he wants to sell would definitely be sweet potatoes. He...
And Bai Liang was quite happy:
He tightened his face, seriously and seriously: "Everyone also saw that there are less than two mu planted at home this year, there is really not much to sell—it's not enough for our own family."
Goose brother, you bear with it! Eat the bitterness of bitterness, and be a goose above a goose!
Zhang Yanping pointed to the mobile phone:
How can Zhang Yanping endure it?
Live broadcast room:???
He clapped his hands, not sticking to a grain of soil.
【Brother, are you talking human words?】
"You are trying to lose both sides! What good is it for you if my live broadcast room is blocked?"
【Goose, goose, goose, curved neck to the basket. Big head top yellow hat, flat mouth pecks potato lump】
"If you are an old employee at home, you have to deduct food this time!"
Bai Liangwan:... Look at this goose, no wonder it was surpassed by Goose Sister later, there is nothing in that big yellow hat!
【Good! The underworld brother hasn't gone ashore yet, Goose Sister has gone ashore】
Xiao Bai felt mocked.
Zhang Yanping sighed deeply: "Thirty-six stratagems."
【Can't grab tea leaves every morning】
"What are you doing, what are you doing?" Zhang Yanping became vigilant: "Tan Tan said, don't let you peck people casually... hey, hey, Goose Sister! Goose Sister, what are you doing?"
Fortunately, Qiao Qiao had finished his work and came back carrying a hoe.
"And I will tell you another good news—well, are there any who love fishing in our live broadcast room now?"
"Look, we have contracted such a large piece of river beach, and we will build a large duck shed there next year. The duck scale will expand. You, the duck captain, have to go and watch it, right?"
He spoke sarcastically, but Qiao Qiao disagreed, and at this moment counted with his fingers:
【Why don't you listen to what you are saying?】
【Satisfy the hearts of the people! Reality cool text】
【Can't grab salted duck eggs every noon】
【Can't grab one of the limited ones every day, I climbed the Unicom tower at night and it was useless】
Now hearing Zhang Yanping say this, suddenly felt that he was amazing!
The bullet comments were blank for a short time, and soon there were more people who couldn't buy things and came to roll and play.
【I fought with my nephew just now, and then I grabbed the tablet to try to increase a bit of competitiveness, you tell me you only sell 100 copies?】
It's strange to say that Qiao Qiao never looks at bullet comments, so everyone asks for goods, or just sends a bullet comment.
"Didn't you see? The bullet comments are all about wanting to buy things but can't, in the final analysis, our family's cargo volume is too small—you tell me, now leading this group of ducks, why don't you think about improving productivity?"
"Right, it's what you think, the shop is going to have fish bait. As for whether this fish bait is good or not, honestly, this price is purely half-selling and half-giving, those who are brave enough to try can start."
The live broadcast room watched his joke, and he also wanted to watch the live broadcast room's joke. Hehehe, can't eat, can't eat, you just can't eat.
Take another look at Xiao Bai, he couldn't help but scold: "Good guy, a pond of geese, right? Talking to you, you pretend not to understand, you two tactics are used on me."
【I have been tamed by capital—brother, sell me a box!】
100 copies in the live broadcast room, originally not enough to plug teeth. Not to mention that this fish bait is only 39!
And Xiao Bai passed by a basket, suddenly lowered his head, the big yellow hat flashed by, and with the speed of lightning, also pecked away a piece of broken sweet potato.
So he smiled ferociously: "That, originally there were more than 500 copies tonight, but it's dark now, so only sell 100 copies. The rest will be sold a little every noon."
【The one in front, you said brother went ashore, what is that shore】
Xiao Bai turned his head, bean eyes looking at Zhang Yanping suspiciously.
Bai Liangwan:...
Zhang Yanping:...
As for the effect... come on, anyone who has bought things from the old Song family, can they still have doubts about this now? And this price, only 39!
Now when talking, it is also endless.
【Goose Sister is really amazing】
That's embarrassing.
The sweet potato skin on the ground had been quickly swallowed into their stomachs, and at this moment, the two geese stared at him, looking eager to try, obviously remembering that the piece he held at the time was more than what they ate.
【Good poem, good poem! Good goose, good goose!】
It is well known that people love to go crazy when they are injured, for example, at this moment he finally remembered the long-lost business:
Look at the bullet comments again—very good, everyone is crazy.
It doesn't matter, Zhang Yanping creates everyone equally:
Ah this.
And so, these 100 copies didn't even last a second in the live broadcast room. Many people just got stuck, and then they couldn't buy it anymore.
If this makes trouble again, isn't it pressing the gourd and rising the ladle?
This face of a capitalist training employees can make the people in the live broadcast room empathize deeply. But the thing this capitalist said seems to be related to whether we can grab it next year?
In short, he was very hurt inside.
He took a deep breath, as if he could already smell the fragrance of pig food, and then pointed to the basket of broken sweet potatoes: "Throw the sweet potato heads into the pot and cook them with wheat bran and rice bran, it must be fragrant!"
"Why would there only be sweet potatoes?"
"To say smart, it has to be our Xiao Bai! Right, Xiao Bai?"
【Brother! Brother, look at me, brother! I have money! Sell me a box of sweet potatoes!】
Zhang Yanping:...
"Wow!" Such high-end knowledge, Qiao Qiao heard it in the idiom story told by the new teacher, and never taught it to children before.
Good guy!
【Brother! Brother, it's a fool not to earn money! Look at the number of viewers at the top!】
The sky near 5 o'clock was already dark, and the sweet potatoes in the two mu of land had been lifted by Qiao Qiao basket by basket into the car bucket.
It is said that there are nine fish baits, which can catch fish nine times. How can the anchor's family be so affordable? Is it really half-selling and half-giving?
【We can say, this wave is not to blame the underworld brother, he is a person in the underworld, can he be as good as our establishment goose?】
He hurriedly said: "Xiao Bai, don't just eat and drink stupidly every day... Do you know that you are going to be transferred next year?"
Bai Liangwan's chatterbox opened and couldn't close—why was he popular in the wholesale market before? Not only because he was white, fat, soft, and sweet-mouthed, but really because his mouth could chatter, especially loving to gossip with aunts.
【It has tactics, it also has self-knowledge, look at the sweet potato it pecked, it is a very slender one that was dug and broken, it directly pecked away!】
"What? You say you can't eat so much at home? Impossible, I can crunch three or four in one meal, and then show off a bowl of rice..."
Playing tactics, who can't? I can also use the alienation plan!
He saw Bai Liangwan staring at the mobile phone, and at this moment leaned over curiously: "Brother, what were you teaching everyone just now?"
【Goose has no fault, goose just didn't eat enough afternoon tea】
This must change the topic!
Not long after, the body sank, floated on the water surface, and stepped on the water towards the edge of the other side of the pond.
Now learning from the enemy's skills, Zhang Yanping couldn't handle it.
"We are not considered a transfer, it's just a transfer—now it's a centurion, and next year it will be a thousand households!"
【You lie! I can eat it raw after a few days, if you don't believe it, send it over and I'll eat it for you!】
Looking down at the bullet comments again—very good, everyone is crazy.
【Good! That flat mouth, if it pecks at the small one, it can at most rub a layer of skin on it】
【I used to think I was a leek, unable to escape the fate of being cut. Now I want to be a leek and no one wants it, woo woo】
Bai Liangwan smiled, and looked at the dense bullet comments that couldn't see a line of words, and kindly closed them—
"Everyone is quite happy, right?"
He looked down at the bullet comments and showed a smile:
Live broadcast room:...???
"Brother, how do you know you are going to teach everyone how to cook pig food? Uncle Xu found someone to build a shed and stove next to the pigsty. It's cold, and cooking pig food will be more convenient."
But if you keep talking like this, it will be endless. Zhang Yanping was depressed: Usually when Qiao Qiao eats, no matter what he eats, he eats it openly for people to see, and the bullet comments didn't complain like that!
However, the underworld brother smiled evilly: "What, originally there were more than 500 copies tonight, but it's dark now, so only sell 100 copies. The rest will be sold a little every noon."
Just kidding, the shop finally has new products, who cares if it's really fishing or not? Buy it first.
【Good brother just came out and saw my brother become an internet celebrity and eat sweet potatoes...】
He decisively aimed the lens at Xiao Bai and Goose Sister again.
"Children, did everyone hear it? Wake up early tomorrow to live stream cooking pig food, and let everyone see how pitiful our pigs are! Only sweet potatoes can be eaten..."
It can be seen that the fan's self-taming has been successful.
He took a look at Xiao Bai who was still fierce, but Xiao Bai raised his head proudly, and then twisted his butt, and walked to the pond.
Sure enough, only sincerity is the killer!
It opened two wings, and the butt twisted to shake out the residual shadow. The feet stepped on the grass, obviously silent, but as if it could still hear the sound of stepping.
The sun gradually faded.
You are harvesting sweet potatoes here, and you are selling fish bait. What's the matter? Eight poles can't reach, can you earn more money!
And when Bai Liangwan, he obviously looked so fierce, and his speech was not polite, but the little guys were more willing to let go in front of him, and they did better in lying flat and playing rogue.
Xiao Bai:... Talk so much, it's not a human, how many words can it understand?
And in the bleak evening wind, Zhang Yanping's silent and tall figure stood there, like all the young and dangerous movies about to fight...
"There are sweet potato vines, wheat bran, rice bran, leftover food from the mountain, water hyacinth pulled by the pond, and pumpkins piled in the warehouse... It's really fragrant to cook! The pigs are not pitiful at all."
【Brother! Brother, share a sweet potato with me, I will take you to dig the treasure of our gang thirty years ago! The BB machine must have risen, brother!】
【Domineering president slapping face is not as refreshing as Xiao Bai and Goose Sister!】
【Since there is no chance, it is better to perish together】
As a result, it was my turn to live stream, and this was good. It wasn't that I was investigating criminal cases in the live broadcast room, or pulling those...
【The number of viewers is more than 400,000! Are you enough to plug your teeth by selling 100 copies!】
Zhang Yanping watched the focus of the bullet comments shift, and while angry, he still sighed a little.
As for whether to fish or not... ===== CHAPTER 811 =====
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