Chapter 847: Connecting for Traffic

When this was said, even someone with a face as thick as Zhang Yanping's couldn't help but be left speechless. The bullet comments, however, were a chaotic mess of excitement—

【Hahaha, I'm dying! A handful of sorghum for two grass carp… it's really giving off that refugee vibe.】

【The grass carp is actually a bounced check! The true face of a capitalist!】

【Redefining the word "Team."】

【This photographer is no good; how can their market value be like this?】

【Wait! Holy crap, that sorghum wouldn't happen to be that fish bait sold by the grain, would it?!】

【Ahhh, I'm so angry I could smash my fishing rod! I can never snatch any up!】

【39.9 for only 9 grains, ahhhhhh! How long can a handful like that last for fishing… is it too late for me to go learn photography now?】

【I don't want an internship certificate; can you just pay me in handfuls of sorghum every month?】

【You don't even want the internship certificate? Are you there to fish or to work?】

No wonder Tao Zhaomin's stuff was hard to sell in previous years; at his age, how could he possibly have so many tricks up his sleeve!

"... Stop going crazy, stop going crazy. It's not like fish are the only things you can't buy from us. Be steady."

【I don't care, I don't care! As long as I can buy it, it's a good fan!】

"Grass carp? Of course we sell grass carp!"

【Prepare your wallets. A mere 88 per jin for Brother Yanping is nothing worth mentioning to someone like me who has already bought tea, white fungus, and chestnuts.】

【Fish and shrimp are fine too! Don't be afraid, outstanding Brother Yanping, I'm coming!】

Oh dear, this won't do. I have to talk to the streaming platform about the signing bonus next year—we're bringing our own traffic now!

Amidst the "thump-thump" sounds, the kudzu chunks in the stone mortar were gradually hammered into a pulpy, fibrous state, and white juice slowly began to seep out.

Really!

"Wait a moment, we're connecting to the 【Secretary Xiao Zhu Brings Goods for the Village】 livestream. Everyone, make sure to click follow! Then I'll be heading over to Secretary Sister's place!"

……

【Secretary Xiao Zhu Brings Goods for the Village】

【Four is the extreme of numbers; I declare the four-day streak the winner—but as for the comment screenshots, I am the true master!】

"Don't give me that 'I don't care' attitude. Do you think frozen fish don't cost electricity? Do you think shipping doesn't cost money? It really can't be sold—just go to the wet market and pick out live ones; the difference isn't big."

The bullet comments were surging like a tide. Even if Ge Genfen grew two more eyes, he wouldn't necessarily be able to read them all. To make matters worse, they were all scolding him. The underworld boss glared, feeling a sense of grievance arise from nowhere:

And amidst this repetitive mechanical labor, Ge Genfen successfully gave everyone a hammering tutorial, and thus said with great satisfaction:

Zhang Yanping glanced at the bullet comments, secretly breathed a sigh of relief, then naturally avoided the gazes of the two photographers and replied to the comments with righteous indignation:

Ge Genfen leaned over to look and saw that the number of viewers in Ge Genfen's livestream had plummeted, while over there, the follower count for Secretary Xiao Zhu was rising in a straight line, instantly breaking through the 10,000 mark!

"Ge Genfen, the viewer count is almost at 300,000. Let's hurry up and promote Secretary Xiao Zhu's livestream."

"But Brother Yanping hasn't finished preparing it yet. It can't be sent today; we have to wait a few days!"

Why is it that Ge Genfen is the precious baby, but I'm the capitalist?!

He nodded with satisfaction: "As expected of our top-tier Ge Genfen!"

Ge Genfen had already set up the shop on Secretary Xiao Zhu's phone. He took Ge Genfen's phone and performed a series of operations: "Just say the lines."

【Heh, the shop releases new items in limited quantities every day. Those who haven't snatched any for four days in a row, gather here!】

"Secretary Sister said, since it's the first day of the stream, she's drawing three people to each receive a jin of kudzu powder—Zhang Yanping, how do we draw?"

Ge Genfen stood up instantly, looking very serious:

The netizens in the livestream were actually quite peaceful.

"It's not that I don't want to sell it; for one, there isn't even enough for the locals to eat. Secondly, there's no way to ship it! If it freezes, it won't be fresh, so there's no point."

This was a major matter of helping the village sell goods!

【Ahhh, once in a lifetime! The iron rooster is plucking its feathers!】

Ge Genfen nodded: "Alright—Secretary Xiao Zhu said to follow the livestream, then post 【Secretary Xiao Zhu Brings Goods for the Village】 in the new livestream, and Secretary Xiao Zhu will screenshot the top three."

"Got it!" With Zhang Yanping, who was omnipotent in the livestream, Ge Genfen instantly felt relieved:

But who cares about the bullet comments!

Heh, it's not me, Ge Genfen, bragging, but can I not crush the entire streaming platform?!

【Secretary Xiao Zhu Brings Goods for the Village】

Seeing the connection succeed, everyone took the opportunity to click over, following and commenting in one go, before finally breathing a sigh of relief and running wild in the livestream—

It doesn't make sense!

"I'm not writing a bounced check; it's because we already sold fish once in the first half of the year. The fish in the pond haven't grown well yet; we'll sell them when the water level drops at the end of the year."

Zhang Wangjia, who was working hard: ……

Young people nowadays don't have it easy; there are so many rules for selling things. When Brother Yanping finishes tidying up, I'll get a hundred jin for Tantan first. They have many relatives and friends; even if they don't eat it themselves, giving it away is fine.

After thinking for a moment, the rigorous Song Tantan added:

【Am I the only one who saw the point—let's just ask, are you selling this grass carp?】

Ge Genfen was staring at Secretary Xiao Zhu's livestream and didn't even look up: "Don't worry, we can connect! You just talk; I'll handle the operations in a bit."

The vice president was clearly very knowledgeable and said: "If this kind of photo is taken well, don't you have to enter it in a competition or win an award or something!"

They never easily lose their temper; they could watch a livestream without anyone in it patiently. But in the middle of the morning, they were suddenly angered by Ge Genfen's few words, and now their resentment was heavier than the King of Hell's!

Thinking of this, it was as if their whole body was filled with strength, and even the action of swinging the heavy hammer was exceptionally powerful.

"Friends, we'll connect to Secretary Sister's livestream in a bit—Secretary Xiao Zhu, how do we connect? What if we can't connect?"

Following that, more kudzu chunks were poured in…

"Oh, it's all fish anyway. Close your eyes, open your mouth, the difference in taste isn't big..."

【Drawing lottery screenshots... woo woo, so there really are normal goods-bringing livestreams in the world.】

Anyway, once the camera was set up, the two of them went off to pick shots themselves.

The two photographers on the side watched with glowing eyes: "Good, good, good! We want exactly this state—I'm going to change cameras to take photos!"

"Friends, let me show you Uncle pounding kudzu first—"

Just as Zhang Wangjia was taking a break, he lifted the large canopy next to him and poured it into the stone mortar. A portion of the kudzu chunks tumbled down. He put down the basin and, holding the heavy wooden hammer with both hands, hammered it into the stone mortar one by one, heavily!

But so what? In terms of fan stickiness and purchasing power...

【I'm not looking down on everyone, but extremes meet. Just because I, a non-chief, haven't snatched anything three times, I must win the lottery today!】

The fan count hadn't broken a million, the viewer count wasn't the highest, and even the tips were far behind others.

He looked at the viewer count, and at this moment, evil grew from his heart—

The other one paused: "Still taking photos? Isn't the cover image enough?" ===== CHAPTER 848 =====