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Chapter 900: Adopting a Pig

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When Secretary Xiao Zhu was explaining, Qiao Qiao was listening obediently on the side, until the livestream time showed that it had been several tens of minutes, and he said happily:

"Great! It's enough for an hour today! Can we sell hand masks now?"

Secretary Xiao Zhu:... If you didn't say it, I would have forgotten that today was for selling hand masks.

Look at the barrage again, sure enough, she wasn't the only one who forgot.

【Ah ah ah ah hand mask! I forgot! Wait a minute, I'll find a place with good network speed】

【Treacherous, the streamer is too treacherous, using the pig-slaughtering feast to fool us!】

【No, selling hand masks is just a matter of putting up a link, it doesn't affect taking us to see the pigs.】

【Can the top one specify which pig to eat?】

【Hurry up, our top brother has spoken】

【If I can specify, I will tip another supreme crown】

【Hiss—still the top brother has strength, throwing ten thousand gold for a pig】

【Top brother, why don't you take a look, your ranking has dropped to third now】

【Laugh to death! Is there really someone who spends so much money for a bite of pork?】

【The brother in sixth place, you exert some strength!】

They chatted heatedly, watching the fun and not thinking it was too big, but Qiao Qiao didn't look at the barrage at all, and Secretary Xiao Zhu essentially wasn't someone who took 10,000 yuan seriously.

Therefore, she quickly persuaded calmly: "Everyone, don't tip. In the final analysis, this is still pork. It's not worth impulsive consumption for this."

"In addition, we don't recommend it either. The scale of the mountain land will increase next year, and there will be more and more good things in Qiao Qiao's house. It's okay to save this money for consumption next year."

Don't say, that understated temperament is really convincing.

The lively barrage page finally quieted down again, with a few sporadic small flowers mixed in, this kind of one-yuan tip doesn't make people feel too dazzling.

Subsequently, Secretary Xiao Zhu asked Qiao Qiao again: "Everyone said, can we specify which pig to eat when coming to eat meat?"

Qiao Qiao was stunned, and finally troubled:

"Pulling the pig leg requires a lot of people to clean up the pig, and it also requires a lot of people, and there are several pig-slaughtering masters... but the meat is all cooked together, can't tell them apart, right?"

He asked sincerely: "I can't tell which pig it is when I eat pork, can you?"

This question stumped everyone, isn't this asking the hen when eating eggs? But pigs are different, so omnipotent netizens have answers—

【The hardest is wild boar! Big wild boar! I want to eat!】

【Look at you eating less, wild boar meat is really not as delicious as home-raised black pig—I want to eat the little wild boar that Big King stole back this year】

【Tsk tsk tsk, you guys pick one by one, I don't pick, any black pig is fine, I love the chewy one】

【No, no one eats white pig? Big white pig is fat and chubby, how fragrant is it to refine lard residue!】

【I haven't eaten wild boar yet... not for anything else, just to taste it】

【Ah, there is African swine fever here, I don't dare to buy pork, woo woo woo】

【The one in front, I have it here too, but the scale is not large, don't worry】

【The farm here is okay, quite technological, the pig doesn't come into contact with people, so it's safe...】

Secretary Xiao Zhu finally couldn't help but laugh: "You guys have quite picky mouths, and you know how to eat!"

However, she was about to break the fantasy immediately—

"Can't pick at all. First of all, the big wild boar is preparing to breed little pigs next year, so it won't be slaughtered."

"Secondly, the two little wild boars grow slowly, and there is one that hasn't been castrated, which is also left for breeding, so it won't be slaughtered this year."

"Finally, there are three white and two black big fat pigs, just eat whichever one it is."

Everyone's wild boar dream was shattered, but it doesn't matter, because they have other happiness—

【That is to say, descendants are endless, can you sell a pig next year?】

【Good question, can you sell a rack of ribs next year?】

【Give me a year to save money, can I buy a big pig head for the New Year? We need to worship God here】

【I also want a whole one! Parents on both sides, leaders, iron buddies around me...】

【Speaking of which, has the streamer considered collecting money first, and then we pay the pig's feeding fee, so that the pig belongs to us after slaughtering at the end of the year?】

【The one in front, don't do this set, several pig-raising APPs have exploded】

【No! Are you city people so fancy when eating pork now? I've never heard of it.】

【It's just adopting a pig, many people raised it for a year and didn't see meat at the end of the year, so they dragged...】

【Knowledge increased, never heard of it before... I'd better honestly buy it in the supermarket】

Secretary Xiao Zhu looked at Qiao Qiao: "Is there anything you can sell to fans next year?"

Qiao Qiao's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly showed off: "Yes! Yes! There is mugwort! Mugwort sticks! Mosquito-repellent sachets—the stone mountain that Sister newly packed, whatever is planted listens to me!"

"Little friends, don't worry, there are also wild chrysanthemums, fragrant wild chrysanthemums! Can be used for tea and skincare products."

"Such—a big piece of mountain, all listen to me!"

【Known, known, can you plant a money tree?】

【Known, known, can you plant cherries?】

【Known, known, can you plant durian?】

【The one in front is really whimsical, it's already said it's a stone mountain... how about this, can you plant oranges? Love eating oranges】

【You are thinking about farting! Can oranges be planted on a stone mountain?】

Secretary Xiao Zhu laughed: "You guys have quite a lot of requirements... but there is a plan for orange trees, just on another hillside."

"Durian won't work, it's too cold here in winter, not suitable for tropical fruits."

"As for cherries, there might be some follow-up domestic big cherries, mainly for convenient transportation. But this hasn't been discussed, let's talk about it later."

【Don't say, I really like Secretary Sister, answer every question, everything has an echo.】

【I like it too! Qiao Qiao the streamer has an attractiveness that doesn't care about our life or death, Secretary Sister has a feeling of valuing me】

【Don't say that, Qiao Qiao the streamer also has me in his heart, he didn't say it, I know】

【Don't say, everyone has a style, sometimes knowing that Qiao Qiao the streamer doesn't look at the barrage, but the more this is the case, the more I want to say】

【Me too, if it were another streamer who didn't look at the barrage questions, I would turn around and leave】

【That... am I the only one who remembers the hand mask?】

【Holy crap, yes! Isn't this a livestream selling hand masks!】

【Qiao Qiao, you've changed, you used to be open and honest about watering the duration, now you're dragging and pulling and watered for another half hour!】

Secretary Xiao Zhu took a look, isn't it, the livestream has started for one hour and twenty minutes! Oh my, sin, sin, Qiao Qiao going off-topic is one thing, she shouldn't be like this!

Still lack of livestream experience!

At this moment, hurriedly remedy the situation:

"Alright, then this time there's really no need to say more—Qiao Qiao, why don't you, start selling the hand masks?"

Qiao Qiao nodded, looked at the express deliverymen (bosses) waiting eagerly behind him, and said loudly at this moment:

"Brother Yanping, the hand masks can start selling now—by the way, little friends, remember this time it's not Fengfeng Express!" ===== CHAPTER 901 =====

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