Chapter 580: Lost All Face

What's wrong with Major His Excellency?

Hejing Qing'erlang stared for a moment, then hurriedly picked up his clothes from the ground and followed behind Shenqi Chuangjian, shouting, "Major His Excellency, wait for me, wait for me!"

Yuan Gangxian, who had run to the door after them, was completely baffled.

What the hell is wrong with this guy?

Seeing him wearing only a loincloth and running wildly around the courtyard, Yuan Gangxian inexplicably felt a surge of shame.

Could Shenqi Chuangjian have a problem with his brain?

Yuan Gangxian suddenly felt as if he had made another mistaken decision…

Shenqi Chuangjian continued to grin and shout slogans.

Although it was the cold winter month, perhaps because he was overly excited, his old face turned red,

At first someone could still understand him, but later Shenqi Chuangjian just shouted nonsense, running helter-skelter while continually pounding his own chest.

Just like a hairless monkey.

Chen Yongren was in the third-floor office, holding a cup of hot tea, looking at Shenqi Chuangjian running wildly around the courtyard, with a faint smile playing at the corner of his mouth.

This virus is really interesting.

Shenqi Chuangjian has completely lost face.

After running a few laps, when he was utterly exhausted, Shenqi Chuangjian's vision went black, his body went limp, and he collapsed face-first onto the ground.

With a thud, the old devil's forehead hit the ground, instantly splitting open a wound, blood flowing out from the injury.

"Oh no, Major His Excellency has fainted!" Chen Yongren set down his teacup and then pretended to be concerned as he ran toward the plaza.

"Major His Excellency, Major His Excellency!" Seeing Shenqi Chuangjian unconscious, Hejing Qing'erlang panicked and shook his body vigorously.

"Don't shake him; he's not dead, but you could shake him to death." Chen Yongren frowned and stepped forward.

"Don't worry, he just fainted from exhaustion." Chen Yongren said.

"He fainted?" Hejing Qing'erlang said blankly.

"You idiot, you've been running around the plaza nonstop—won't you get tired?" Chen Yongren swore, saying, "Do you want to freeze him to death? Hurry, take him inside and get a medic."

"Hai!" Hejing Qing'erlang came to his senses and hurriedly carried him back to the office.

Shenqi Chuangjian lay on the sofa, eyes tightly shut.

The medic in the agency was squatting on the ground treating Shenqi Chuangjian's wound.

Shenqi Chuangjian's tightly shut eyes suddenly opened.

The medic was also startled by the movement and plopped down on the ground.

"How did I end up here!" Shenqi Chuangjian sat up and shouted loudly.

"Major His Excellency, you fainted," Hejing Qing'erlang said.

"Damn it, how could I possibly faint? I have endless energy right now!" Shenqi Chuangjian slapped his thin arms and shouted loudly.

Hejing Qing'erlang felt that line sounded familiar.

"Don't believe me?" Shenqi Chuangjian gave a look of mild contempt: "If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you."

"Only someone like you, who speaks softly and is a waste, would faint!"

The next second.

Shenqi Chuangjian then took a healthy stride and rushed out.

"Major His Excellency!"

Hejing Qing'erlang hastily reached out to grab him, but grasped at air and instead fell flat on his own face.

Not long after.

Hejing Qing'erlang then heard another loud shout from outside, and his face changed dramatically.

He ran to the window and looked out.

Sure enough.

Shenqi Chuangjian was again wearing only a loincloth and began running around the courtyard.

Then it saw Shenqi Chuangjian give the loincloth a hard tug, starting to walk a bird in the yard.

Because it was work hours, many people in the agency saw this scene, and everyone's heads filled with a question mark.

"Damn it!" Hejing Qing'erlang, holding a military coat in one hand and pulling the medic with the other, came to the courtyard and pointed at the frantically running Shenqi Chuangjian, asking,

"Doctor, what's going on? This is already the second time!"

"This situation is too strange; it might be poisoning, but we won't know the specifics without a full examination." The medic, somewhat puzzled, asked: "May I ask what Major His Excellency ate this morning?"

"Plants from Huaxia are toxic; if accidentally ingested, they can also cause abnormal mental excitation."

"What did he eat?" Hejing Qing'erlang frowned, thought for a moment, and said: "He ate a lot of things—some traditional Japanese food like fried tempura, and snacks from Jinmen; I can't possibly remember all of that."

Yesterday Chen Yongren stole the spotlight, and Shenqi Chuangjian, still fuming this morning, turned his grief into appetite, stuffing all kinds of food into his stomach.

"It's very likely caused by eating unclean food; actually, many things shouldn't be eaten together, otherwise they'll cause adverse reactions." The medic said seriously.

"If we really want to find the cause, Major His Excellency still needs to be hospitalized for observation for a few."

Upon hearing that, Hejing Qing'erlang spoke in an unfriendly tone: "Major His Excellency is like this; you tell me how to get him to the hospital—can you even control him? What if he tries to run again halfway?"

"Perhaps we can first tie him up," the medic suggested.

"Damn it!" Hejing Qing'erlang said angrily: "He's a major from the Younger Brother Country; do you think he's a pig you slaughter during a festival? Why don't you tie yourself up instead?"

Just as his words fell,

it saw Shenqi Chuangjian's footsteps stop, then his body went limp and he collapsed to the ground.

"Major His Excellency!" Hejing Qing'erlang's face changed drastically, and he hurried forward.

The medic also hurriedly followed.

"Hurry, now, send Major His Excellency to the hospital!" the medic shouted loudly.

"Yes, go to the hospital, drive, go drive!" Hejing Qing'erlang hastily picked up Shenqi Chuangjian and ran toward the parking lot.

Soon after.

A sedan sped out of the courtyard and raced toward Lunjun Yiyuan.

Midway.

Shenqi Chuangjian woke up in a daze.

Seeing this, Hejing Qing'erlang's face changed drastically; he hit the brakes, pulled the car to the side of the road, and then grabbed Shenqi Chuangjian in a hug.

"Hey, Hejing, what are you doing?" Shenqi Chuangjian felt a chill, lowered his head, and discovered he was wearing nothing but a military overcoat.

"Damn, Hejing, what did you do to me?" Shenqi Chuangjian, furious, slapped Hejing Qing'erlang hard.

Hejing Qing'erlang looked aggrieved and explained the whole thing.

"What? You say I took off my clothes, ran around the courtyard, and did it twice?" Shenqi Chuangjian's expression was bewildered.

"Yes!" Hejing Qing'erlang bowed his head; "If you don't believe me, you can ask the people inside the agency—I don't know what happened to you, you suddenly became very excited."

"I, as a subordinate, was worried you might have been poisoned, so I wanted to take you to the hospital for a check-up."

"Why don't I have any memory of this?" Shenqi Chuangjian rubbed his head, looking utterly confused.

Damn.

If that's really the case, wouldn't I have lost all face?

Hejing Qing'erlang whispered: "Major His Excellency, should we still go to the hospital?"

"Damn, I'm fine—why go to the hospital? Let's head back to the agency first!" Shenqi Chuangjian said irritably.

"Yes!" Hejing Qing'erlang bowed his head.

Shenqi Chuangjian lowered his head, took a look, and then immediately said: "No, let's go to the clothing store first!"