Chapter 181

The file appearing on the screen directly exposed his secrets.

【Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the Foundation—'SCP-682' edition】

【2. Not allowed to tell new researchers that you can tame 'SCP-682' with a rolled-up newspaper and rub its belly.】

【94. No matter how many times he photoshops himself into photos of 'SCP-682', and no matter how many Australians he has possessed, Dr. Bright is not, and has never been, the 'Crocodile Hunter'.】

【100. Dr. Bright is not allowed to play the following content for 'SCP-682':】

【(1) Any Uwe Boll-style movies;】

【(2) The Room;】

【(3) Troll 2;】

【(4) Manos: The Hands of Fate 35;】

【(5) 'Good-bad' movies;】

【(6) 'Cult' movies;】

【(7) You know what, Dr. Bright is forever forbidden from playing any movies for 'SCP-682'.】

【117. Dr. Bright is not allowed to sell tickets for cage matches between Able and 'SCP-682' (crossed out) any SCPs (corrected).】

【182. Dr. Bright must not attempt to neutralize 'SCP-682' using the 'power of friendship', 'power of love', or any other kind of 'power' that does not yet formally exist in reality.】

【195. Not allowed to stamp Wondertainment labels on 'SCP-682's upper jaw. Or on its buttocks.】

【197. 'SCP-682' will not be satisfied by virgin sacrifice rituals.】

【201. Dr. Bright must not attempt to possess 'SCP-682' under any circumstances.】

【222. Must not use 'SCP-682' as an 'Infinite Burger Machine' just because it can regenerate its lost tissue.】

【……】

Seeing Dr. Bright's new 'medals of honor'.

Everyone felt that all of this was both absurd and reasonable.

The only doubt is…

Is this really the 'SCP-682' that slaughtered its way through the 'Herta' space station and ate the Antimatter Legion like small snacks?

Is it really that 'Undying Monstrous Lizard'?

Looking through these rules one by one, everyone only felt that the 'Undying Monstrous Lizard' was so miserable.

Only.

Not many people care about it anymore.

Once the new list came out, the audience gained new fun.

"Poor 'Undying Monstrous Lizard', being handled so thoroughly by Dr. Bright, and actually being used as an 'Infinite Burger Machine'—too humiliating."

"Hahahaha! Dr. Bright never lies; he just omits some details and beautifies the remaining content."

"Dr. Bright's guts are truly huge; as long as the rules don't forbid it, he dares to exploit the loophole."

"By his own strength, forcing the Foundation to change established rules again and again—I can already imagine the Administrator gritting his teeth."

"A total brat… and a brat who can revive even when courting death."

"Sigh, 'SCP-963' and 'SCP-682' are already like this; I don't even dare to think about how many other SCPs have suffered at the hands of Dr. Bright."

There should be one more update today; the update time tomorrow morning remains unchanged. In this way, that makes three updates.

The coffee's refreshing effect is quite good.

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