Chapter 733

【Item #: SCP-3999】

【Danger Level: Apollyon】

【Special Containment Procedures:】

【"SCP-3999" cannot currently be contained and is facilitating a ZK-class reality failure scenario.】

【The most viable plan is for "SCP-3999" to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell equipped with a bed, a television with a DVD player, 3 romantic comedy discs of the staff's choosing, and a live alligator meat nightstand.】

【At the end of the month, it will be executed with an MP5/10 submachine gun.】

【After it reappears, it will be gifted to the Church of the Broken God along with Researcher Taluolan. All Broken Church followers will be told that "SCP-3999" is a very important relic of the Maxwellist sect.】

【And Researcher Taluolan will receive Class-C amnestics and be given a cover identity as Max Lipschitz, a high-ranking leader of the Maxwellist sect.】

【All Broken Church followers should be told that under no circumstances should "SCP-3999" be separated from Researcher Taluolan.】

【Item #: SCP-3999】

【Danger Level: Apollyon】

【Special Containment Procedures:】

【"SCP-3999" cannot currently be contained and is facilitating a ZK-class reality failure scenario.】

【The most viable plan is for "SCP-3999" to be contained in a 2m×2m cube made of mind-shielding alloy. This cube will be stored in a Keter-class locker inside the navel of Ms. Brianna K. Ally, a resident of Huntsville, Alabama.】

【"SCP-3999" should be contained in a 2m×2m cube made of mind-shielding alloy.】

【Researcher Taluolan must not be confused with a scented candle.】

【Researcher Taluolan】

【Item #: SCP-3999】

【Danger Level: Apollyon】

【Special Containment Procedures:】

【"SCP-3999" cannot currently be contained and is facilitating a ZK-class reality failure scenario.】

【The most viable plan is for "SCP-3999" to be allowed to visit Researcher Taluolan's sister, who is currently a student at Pennsylvania State University.】

【"SCP-3999" will, driven by its armed guards, brutally rape Researcher Taluolan's sister, tear out her eyeballs, chop off her legs, disembowel her, and then use its abilities to reverse the damage it caused.】

【Then it must take her to Meyer Dairy—a local ice cream shop in Pennsylvania—to eat a banana split. After that, it】

Taluolan watched all this happen, but was powerless to stop it.

His sister's screams, wails, the blood everywhere, and the fearful, dodging look in her eyes after 3999 reversed everything...

A red-hot branding iron landed in his heart.

After everything was over, he heard 3999 ask, "... Why are you angry? Shouldn't the family in your heart have already passed away?"

Taluolan did not respond, but silently edited the information, resisting in vain.

Just as he had done hundreds, thousands, or tens of thousands of times.

【"SCP-3999" severely threatens the lives of all personnel】

【Researcher Taluolan is very beneficial to the survival of all personnel】

【By order of the O5, testing will be conducted every Monday between "SCP-3999," "SCP-1981," and "SCP-1171."】

【"SCP-3999"】

【Researcher Taluolan】

【By order of the O5,】

There were no unexpected developments; content favorable to him and unfavorable to 3999 was quickly cleared away.

3999 was even in high spirits, writing a limerick to tease him:

【Around the corner there's a researcher named Taluolan, giggling behind his back, the banker never wears a raincoat, the page for "SCP-3999" is very strange】

【Researcher Taluolan must be tortured once a month.】

【Researcher Taluolan】

Feeling a bit better, getting up to write a chapter. If I continue to improve tomorrow, I should be able to make up for the missed updates.