Chapter 14
Eunuch 14 (as many catamites as needed)
Jiang He could feel how much the original owner's emotions fluctuated upon learning of Character: Jiang Yuner and Character: Mingzhi's existence.
It can be said that, to the original owner, they mother and daughter were salvation, pulling him from the desperate hell of Shura back to the human world.
He and the system were also pleased; the dog emperor hasn't rotted to the core yet, and Liang hasn't reached the point of exhausted mountains and waters, so if they rebelled now, casualties would be too great, and the blame would fall on them.
They could only rebel when the succession struggle began and Liang showed frequent signs of chaos.
Not to mention the mental strain of watching the rivers and mountains shatter and the people suffer, just the waiting time alone is enough to vex anyone.
Although the task-doers have traversed many worlds and carried out countless missions, whenever a mission ends, some memories and emotions are stripped away, lest the task-doers experience too much, causing their humanity to fade and lose empathy.
Thus, for the task-doers, they are not lacking in normal seven emotions and six desires, and they also bear considerable pressure.
Emperor Liang Kang is long-lived; they at least still have to wait twenty years!
Of course, they could also follow the previous two task-doers, sow discord among Emperor Liang Kang's sons, and have them kill their father early.
But Jiang He hasn't been unable to find a suitable heir all along; now he has found one. Once Character: Mingzhi grows up, Emperor Liang Kang can rest in peace early and go to the underworld to apologize for the unjust deaths of the Jiang family's souls.
Character: Jiang Yuner bit her lip; she certainly wanted revenge. Upon learning that the Jiang household was exterminated, she wanted to kill the dog emperor. If she hadn't discovered she was pregnant, wanting to leave a bloodline for the Jiang family, she would really have liked to assassinate the emperor on the spot.
She hesitated and asked: 'But if Character: Mingzhi becomes emperor, wouldn't he have to take the surname Li?'
Character: Jiang Yuner never considered that rebelling would mean confiscation of property, extermination of the clan, and constant danger to her life; anyway, the Jiang family members were all killed by the dog emperor, so to merely survive by doing nothing, she would rather die.
Originally, the Jiang family's charge was that of traitorous ministers and villains; if they didn't fabricate some crime, how could they face the dog emperor!
She was simply very unwilling; the Jiang line had ended, yet the dog emperor could sire so many children that he himself couldn't keep count, and besides, the dog emperor was the Jiang family's enemy—letting her son bear the enemy's surname made her angrier the more she thought about it.
Jiang He waved his hand indifferently: 'What's the big deal? Once Character: Mingzhi takes the throne, we can just have him change his surname to Jiang!' He chuckled, 'If the court officials object, when Character: Mingzhi has children, we can simply pick a few of them to bear the surname Jiang.'
Character: Jiang Yuner couldn't help falling into thought, murmuring: 'That's right; as emperor, he would have three palaces and six courtyards, and could have as many children as he wanted…'
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Although he is a quick-transmigrator, Jiang He still has some naivety when it comes to feelings.
Probably because in every world he and the main god are loving and devoted, promising each other a lifetime together, he genuinely dislikes the idea of three wives and four concubines.
He can ignore others, but if it's a child he raised himself, that's not allowed.
At this moment, lost in reverie, Character: Jiang Yuner counted on her fingers: 'In the future, Character: Mingzhi will first marry ten wives and concubines; each of the ten wives and concubines averages two children, making twenty kids; even if only half are sons, those sons marrying and having sons, averaging two each, would yield forty…'
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He vaguely remembered a time when his mother told him about a sow: 'A sow can farrow at least five piglets per litter; if we had a sow, ten litters would give us dozens of pigs, and if those dozens included sows, we could farrow another few dozen, adding up to hundreds—eating pork every day wouldn't be a dream…'
So, is Character: Mingzhi supposed to become a sow, constantly bearing litters…
Jiang He's ears twitched, and he hurriedly interrupted Character: Jiang Yuner's train of thought.
The child is still young; if we now implant in him the notion that he is a kind of|pig, what about future psychological trauma? Not mentioning that, having Character: Mingzhi marry ten or so wives is something he won't agree to.
Upon hearing the host's command, the System Cat appeared promptly, grabbing the child's clothes in its mouth and dragging him away.
Character: Mingzhi was dazed at the moment, and when the cat dragged him away, he didn't notice how surprisingly strong the cat was.
The underage child having left, the inappropriate-for-minors topic can continue.
Jiang He said solemnly: 'Seventh Sister, Character: Mingzhi is still young; we need to wait at least another ten years, then we'll see! As for you, have you considered remarrying?'
Character: Jiang Yuner is now in her early twenties; to Jiang He she still seems very young, and in modern times she'd be a fresh college graduate.
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When Jiang He recalled the past, he couldn't help laughing: 'Back then you were punished to copy texts, but your second aunt searched all afternoon and only found a table‑padding copy of
That old emperor, a dog of a man, is utterly unworthy of her loyalty; he does not allow his own sister to hold the idea that 'once a woman of the emperor, forever only a woman of the emperor.'
If you don't want to marry, that's fine too; or if you just want to find a guy for a purely physical, loveless fling, that's also okay—whatever you like, as long as you're happy.' Jiang He said tolerantly.
Character: Jiang Yuner burst out laughing with a 'puchi': 'Ninth Brother, what you said back then is pretty much the same as now; later the eldest uncle hauled me up and spanked me, then muttered that those who serve in the military sell their skills, not their bodies…'
Actually she does like children; if her health were good, bearing a few more kids, all surnamed Jiang, then she wouldn't have to worry about the Jiang line lacking descendants for ancestral rites.
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You should know, she entered the palace at only fourteen, while the dog emperor was already in his forties; even her grandfather would have been qualified, but if she hadn't lost her memory and hadn't thought that following the old emperor would mean good food and fine clothes, she would never have forced herself.
Character: Jiang Yuner likewise feels nothing wrong with cuckolding the emperor.
When young, among the Jiang family's girls she was the least girlish, and among the boys Ninth Brother was the most mischievous; the two little troublemakers together really wore out the family's brains.
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Her life is still long; she shouldn't be trapped in hatred, nor confined in this man‑eating palace.
Character: Jiang Yuner stared foolishly at her brother, not knowing what to say.
'Don't worry, your brother I'm not just loafing around in the palace; even the imperial hospital's physicians can't match my medical skill!' Jiang He said full of confidence, 'I have a whole stack of beauty prescriptions in my hand; I guarantee to make your face as supple and moist as you like, even better than a sixteen‑year‑old girl!'
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Character: Jiang Yuner seemed to return to her girlhood days, when the chubby child patted his chest and assured her: 'Ninth Brother, I will become a great general someday, commanding at least tens of thousands of troops, and there will surely be handsome young men; when you take a liking to any, I'll send them over.'
She touched her own wan face and let out a long sigh: 'Ninth Brother, your seventh sister I am so ugly now—will any man want me? I don't like being ugly…'
The brother and sister looked at each other, both eyes red.
Character: Jiang Yuner felt a bit embarrassed by his laughter: 'You'd better not tell me, there are plenty of men in this world who can't find a bride! I don't want a misshapen melon or cracked date; recall when I secretly read
'Nonsense, you're still young! You could have two more kids while you're young, then pick a child to bear the Jiang surname.' Jiang He thought more and more that the idea of remarrying his sister and giving the emperor a green hat was especially good!
'As for catamites, that's no problem either—we have money! We can afford any handsome one!'
After a while, Character: Jiang Yuner gathered her smile and softly said to her brother: 'So back then we really shouldn't have spoken recklessly—look, now I depend on you for support, and Character: Mingzhi does too.'
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Seeing his solemn expression, she said somewhat embarrassedly: 'My son is already this big, he's getting on in years…'
Jiang He puffed out a laugh: 'It turns out Seventh Sister is not only a foodie, but also a looks‑obsessed person.'
Of course, marriage isn't just for bearing children; it's about finding a man who understands warmth and cold, who dotes on his wife, to soothe her body and mind wounded by the old emperor.
Very good, not disappointing for someone who, at such a young age, told the original host that she envied princesses who could keep male consorts; when talking about men, she is not at all reserved.
Jiang Yun laughed hehe, and later the swollen-buttocked Jiu Lang ran to her mother, saying that if he couldn't marry her off, he'd become a live-in son-in-law, and if that didn't work out, he'd support her for life.
However, it's not a big problem.
However, being unreserved is better! It's just a male consort; she wants as many as she likes, he'll find her that many.
But she's ugly now, what right does she have to want a good-looking one? What if she ends up making others ugly?
For this sister who was lost and found again, he could pamper her into a little princess.
Although it's childish blabber, it's a heart that protects his sister.
It seems Jiu Lang still has that overbearing nature from before; after many years, upon meeting again, he's already arranged her latter half of life to be perfectly settled.
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