Chapter 258: Yu Li and Yan Jie Cheng Get Into a Fight

Lou Xiao'e's words made Xu Damao feel a chill in his heart.

Ni Ma, it's exposed, Lou Xiao'e knows that not being able to have children is my problem.

But the short duration is really not up to him, he also wants it to be long and of high quality.

But, Damao can't do it.

Looks like I can't go out and fool around anymore, from now on I have to follow Yang Qing to practice those embarrassing moves.

(Anal exercises can do that, and there are many other moves; interested friends can search online themselves…)

Xu Damao decided to train more with Yang Qing from now on.

But at year's end, Yang Qing doesn't have that much time to train; he's also like fishing three days and drying nets two days.

Since suffering consecutive defeats in Chen Hong's hands, Yang Qing hasn't been that concerned about this thing.

Anyway, it's going to be abused; being that strong is just asking for suffering, right?

Men only last a few seconds, while women can last a very long time; that saying goes, they flew up to heaven and then roamed the celestial realms; their time can be a trip, he expends so much energy, only to end up cheaply benefiting Chen Hong.

This demoness, maybe because she carried a pregnancy for ten months and was really pent up, unexpectedly has interest in this; furthermore, she speaks without restraint, has no filter, and blurted out his one-hour matter.

Lou Xiao'e is one of the informed parties, and also the source of Xu Damao's worries.

Although no one is urging Yu Li to have a child now, she can clearly see the meaning in her mother-in-law's gaze.

She secretly took a lot of medicine herself, and because she feared being discovered, she deliberately took them at her parents' home.

But it had no effect at all.

Now Chen Hong's news directly gave her a critical hit.

"At least ten minutes? Yang Qing lasts an hour?"

"Then our two minutes, does that still count as being a man?"

Envious to death, an hour, I can't even imagine.

She hasn't truly tasted that ultimate pleasure yet, so although she's excited, she can still restrain herself.

At that moment, Yan Jie Cheng came back from outside carrying New Year goods, and Yu Li's look at him changed instantly.

She shoved Yan Jie Cheng into the room in one push.

Afterwards, Yan Jie Cheng's shouts rang out from the room.

"Hey, Yu Li, what are you doing? It's daytime, let go, hurry up and let go."

………

Two minutes later.

Yu Li calculated the time, Ni Ma, including the time to take off clothes, it's less than two minutes, and she still wants to have a child?

Give birth to your Ni Ma's head, still saying she can't give birth every day, and whenever there's nothing else, they use this excuse to diss her.

Today she couldn't take it anymore.

She slapped Yan Jie Cheng's butt hard, and a bloody red handprint immediately appeared on his butt.

"You surnamed Yan, I'm telling you, if you keep bringing up the having children thing to blame me, I'll get angry."

"Damn it, you bastard, less than two minutes and you still want me to bear a child for you, you're dreaming."

"Even Chen Hong said, without ten minutes you can't get pregnant."

"You damn thing, less than two minutes and you still say I can't give birth every day."

"Turns out, the problem lies with you, you bastard."

Yan Jie Cheng himself knows his own situation, feeling a bit guilty inside.

This year, the idle gossip of his parents and others in the courtyard has slowly made him anxious as well.

After all, they've been married for so long without a child, it's inevitable to be talked about.

He suffered resentment outside, had nowhere to vent, returned home, saw Yu Li and thought of her inability to conceive, and took the opportunity to vent his anger on her.

Anger is like that; if you hold too much, people become prone to abnormality.

(So I advise everyone to have your own way to vent; otherwise women are prone to breast nodules, men's quality of life is affected………)

Although Yan Jie Cheng knows deep down it's likely his own problem, he naturally blames it on Yu Li.

Then he vents recklessly.

Now being exposed by Yu Li, and having been told several times that it's only two minutes, Yan Jie Cheng became angry out of shame.

He slapped away Yu Li's incoming hand, then shoved her away.

"Where did you hear that bullshit reasoning? Since ancient times, bearing children has been a woman's duty."

"If the land won't grow crops, do you blame the seeds?"

"My seeds are countless; surely some will sprout."

Yu Li was shoved by Yan Jie Cheng, and the resentment that had built up over the years was also ignited.

She kicked Yan Jie Cheng off the kang with one foot.

"You damn thing, haven't you studied biology?"

"You don't even have the ability to make me ovulate; I'll give birth to your Ni Ma."

Yan Jie Cheng rolled onto the ground bare-assed, fell hard, and the icy cold floor made him shiver.

He got up, pulled the blanket over, and wrapped himself in it.

"Line up, line up, Ni Ma, it's clearly that you don't lay eggs."

When Yan Jie Cheng pulled the blanket from Yu Li, she was directly pulled and fell onto the kang.

"Yan Jie Cheng, I'm telling you, from now on I won't tolerate your anger anymore."

Saying that, a pillow was thrown over.

Yan Jie Cheng didn't notice, got hit in the nose, and felt a sudden sour refreshment.

(Formerly the pillows were all cotton-seed or buckwheat hulls; they were not light, and using them to hit people was still quite powerful.)

Besides that, there's also spanking buttocks and kicking someone off the bed; even a clay figurine would be three parts angry.

Moreover, picking a fight during a man's sage time also made him angry.

He jumped onto the kang and gave Yu Li a slap.

This slap didn't hit the face; Yan Jie Cheng still showed some restraint.

But the flesh on his front, when slapped, also hurt a lot.

Yu Li yelled and lunged over.

"Yan Jie Cheng, you hit me again—I'll fight you to the end!"

When a woman goes crazy, it's nothing to a man; I'm talking about a man with principles.

She scratched, bit, and hooked...

She showed no restraint in her attacks.

Yan Jie Cheng feared being grabbed, bitten, or hooked in a vital spot, so he could only keep defending.

"Yu Li, are you crazy? Where are you grabbing?"

"I'll fight you to the end—none of us will have a good time."

The two rolled together on the kang, Yu Li crying and shouting, soon stirring up the people in the courtyard.

San Da Ma hurried over and knocked on the door.

"What's wrong, Jiecheng? Yu Li, come open the door for me."

Yu Li.

"Ahhh..."

"I don't want to live anymore..."

Yan Jie Cheng.

"Scoundrel, let go—I'll beat you to death!"

"Ouch ouch ouch!"

"I won't let go—Yan Jie Cheng, let's perish together!"

San Da Ma was startled, still thinking something serious had happened.

She directly broke the glass and opened the door.

She opened it and looked, then with a bang shut the door again.

She also used her body to block the glass that had just been broken.

A crowd of courtyard people rushed forward to see.

"San Da Ma, make way—someone's going to get killed inside!"

"Yeah, San Da Ma, make way—let us see..."

San Da Ye also came over at this time, bringing several of Yan Jie Cheng's brothers.

"How did you block the door? Let me go in and tidy them up—after all that, they're still fighting!"

Sha Zhu, with a pig's head, also came to join the fun.

"Yeah, San Da Ma, make sure nothing bad comes out of the fight."

San Da Ma shoved San Da Ye, then shouted at the surrounding people.

"Look, look, go home and see your wives."

"Let them fight; if they die, so be it—just a disgraceful spectacle."