Chapter 159: Wilderness Comedy Lion!

"Awoo!"

"Awoo!"

Just as Xiao Yi had guessed a moment ago, after blocking Gou Dan's strike, the Wolf King looked up and let out a howl toward the sky.

It turned its head to glare at Gou Dan with hatred and resentment, then finally turned around, took a step, and fled toward the distance.

Seeing the Wolf King leave, the remaining few wolves also glanced warily at Xiao Yi and Gou Dan before turning to follow it in flight.

Cougar (_): "Sigh! Ignored again! I really am the weakest."

"Roar!"

But Gou Dan didn't care about the Wolf King's gaze at all. What was the resentment of a mere few wolves?

If that guy were willing to make a move, the wolves here would have been dead wolves long ago.

Besides, if it weren't for this clumsy cat, even if Heidan, that blockhead, had come, these few wolves wouldn't be enough for the two brothers to handle.

However, Gou Dan is feeling very refreshed right now, and the resentment in its heart has mostly vanished, so naturally, it has no intention of chasing the few wolves; those wolves can only blame their own bad luck.

But the people in Xiao Yi's broadcast room were feeling a bit unsatisfied; they were just getting into the excitement!

"Oh my! Why let the wolf pack run away? That's meat too! Doesn't Xiao Shen have any ideas?"

"Exactly, if we didn't kill a wolf, didn't my Gou Dan get beaten up for nothing today?"

"There are plenty of opportunities. If we didn't kill it today, maybe it's because Xiao Shen is in a good mood and spared its life. It won't be too late to kill it when he's in a bad mood and encounters it again."

"Haha! Of course, it's also possible that wolf meat doesn't taste good! Otherwise, how could my Xiao Shen let go of food that's already in his hands?"

"Do you really think Xiao Shen is a god? Or that he possesses the Invulnerable Divine Art? Those are wolves, not dogs. Even if there were five dogs, if they caught him by surprise, they might bite my Xiao Shen, and it would be a disaster if he really got injured. After all, this is the wilderness, and Xiao Shen still needs to continue surviving."

"That's right, wilderness survival—safety first, naturally. Xiao Shen is right not to go up."

"Ahem! Is there anyone who shouts 'safety first' while going out to look for trouble with a brown bear?"

"This, this... you put it in a way that makes it hard for me to defend my Xiao Shen."

"Haha..."

At this moment, many people in the broadcast room still felt it was a pity after seeing the wolf pack escape.

Most people still hoped that Xiao Yi could make a move and keep a few wolves.

It was just that Xiao Yi had already planned it out; today was Gou Dan's grudge match, and he, Xiao Yi, would only act as a bystander, ensuring this clumsy bear didn't get beaten to death.

He, Xiao Yi, had always been very honorable in martial arts!

Besides, System-Generated drugs like rabies vaccines were quite expensive. Dealing with these few wolves—who knew if they might manage a sneak attack?

And he wasn't currently lacking the food that came with these few wolves; letting this clumsy bear vent its frustrations was enough.

But after the wolves fled...

"......"

"......"

"......"

Xiao Yi, Gou Dan, and the clumsy cat stood there, six eyes staring at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became a bit awkward.

Then, the cougar felt that the look Xiao Yi was giving it was a bit off.

Subconsciously, it started shivering again, and it even wanted to defend itself in its heart.

"It was really just passing by that day! Why bother a cougar that's already having the worst luck?"

Afterward, the cougar analyzed the possibility of running away next; it saw Xiao Yi in front, Gou Dan in back, and itself stuck in the middle like a needle.

"It's over, they aren't giving me any chance at all!"

Subsequently, the cougar made a move that made everyone's eyes widen; it slowly walked to Xiao Yi's side and directly knelt... no, it just laid down right there, turning its head away with an arrogant look.

As if to say, "I surrender, do whatever you want to me, go ahead!"

At this moment, Xiao Yi was also a bit dumbfounded. This clumsy cat was not only cowardly and unlucky, but also had no backbone—and of course, it was a little bit comical.

He, Xiao Yi, liked the ones that struggled fiercely; it gave him a sense of accomplishment to beat them up or even slaughter them for soup in the end, but this guy in front of him...

"Roar!"

At this time, Gou Dan also let out a roar toward Xiao Yi.

Although this cougar's behavior directly struck a blow to Gou Dan's view of bear-life, feeling that it had even less of a bottom line than itself.

But after all, they had fought together, and Gou Dan felt it was still necessary to plead for it.

Besides, that day... this guy really was unlucky enough.

Gou Dan had hatred for the big brown bear, but for this tasteless cougar, it really felt a bit indifferent.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Yi was also left between laughter and tears; he directly kicked the cougar, signaling it to get lost quickly.

If not for Gou Dan's plea, just for the sake of it being a one-of-a-kind comedy lion in the wilderness, Xiao Yi felt it was necessary to spare its life.

Otherwise, where would he find such an unlucky, comical cougar in the future?

"......"

Seeing Xiao Yi's action, the cougar was still full of confusion.

"What's the meaning of this? If you want to kill me, kill me, why kick me?"

"Roar!"

Seeing that this cougar was truly incredibly stupid, Gou Dan couldn't help but roar, rushing forward with a bloodthirsty aura.

Feeling the bloodthirsty aura on Gou Dan, the cougar subconsciously got up and ran to the side.

And then...

Then Xiao Yi stopped moving, while Gou Dan looked at him with a gaze full of disdain.

"This guy is not only cowardly but also stupid, not even as good as Heidan."

Heidan: "......"

Cougar: "......"

"Is this... letting me go? There won't be a trap, right? Mom said humans are all very cunning."

Afterward, the cougar looked back three times for every step it took, staring warily at Xiao Yi to prevent him from attacking from behind.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Yi felt a bit of regret for letting it go; such a fool, if not beaten to death by him, would have to starve to death in this wilderness.

He then bent down, rolled up a snowball, and threw it directly at the clumsy cat's head, and then the snowball exploded right on the cougar's head.

Only then did the cougar start sprinting toward the distance, disappearing from Xiao Yi's sight in a short while.

In its heart, it was shouting, "I knew this human would sneak attack me!"

But wasn't the direction it was running in the same direction the wolf pack had fled? Was it planning to deliver itself as a meal?

Little Lynx: "......"

Seeing this scene, the little lynx instantly felt it had learned a lot today.

"So this is how one can get beaten less? These guys in the wilderness are really smart."

Fortunately, Xiao Yi didn't know what this little guy was thinking, otherwise... what use was there in keeping such a silly thing?

Into the pot it goes!

Afterward, Xiao Yi glanced at the injured Gou Dan and didn't say much.

Just superficial wounds; to this thick-skinned Gou Dan, these were just minor injuries!

This was much lighter than the injuries Heidan had suffered that day; clearly, the wolf pack had been entangled with Heidan that day with the idea of fighting to the death.

Today's match could only be considered a mutual venting of the unhappiness in their hearts.

Of course, judging by Gou Dan's expression, it didn't care about the injuries on its body either.

These few wounds combined weren't as damaging as that one palm strike from the big brown bear.

Thinking of that big brown bear, Gou Dan, who had already released its violent energy, suddenly became resentful again.

Xiao Yi then patted the little lynx on the head and said, "Sniff out the way home, we're going home!"

This battle had wasted another half hour of Xiao Yi's time; by now, the sky had already turned dim, and even the stars had shown their faces.

The days in the wilderness were truly getting shorter and shorter, and in the days to come, the daylight hours might only be six or seven hours.

. ===== CHAPTER 160 =====