Chapter 21: Arrogant Rabbit!

Fuck, what the hell just happened?

What a coincidence—we can’t escape fate! Is this my second encounter with Xiong Zai, Great God?

I feel bad for Great God—that impact looked so painful!

Why am I suddenly feeling sorry for Xiong Zai? Why does he keep running into Xiao Shen?

Xiao Yi: “Small world!”

Xiong Zai: “Get lost!”

“This should’ve been a tragic story, but why did that scene just feel so hilarious?”

“Haha, I feel the same way!”

“Great God was definitely scared just now—and so was Xiong Zai!”

“I declare this rabbit the King of the Arctic, for it just teased the former and ex-former King of the Arctic!”

“Hmm! Suddenly, I think you’re right.”

“Wait, shouldn’t we all be worried about whether Great God is okay?”

“Look at how quickly and smoothly Great God got up—does that look like he’s injured?”

“Exactly! When Xiong Zai got up, he was limping, but Great God moved like silk. Now we should be worried about Xiong Zai!”

“This is the kind of show real men love—nothing beats seeing Great God and Xiong Zai face off.”

“Sure enough, Great God’s livestream defies logic. In other streams, seeing Xiong Hou makes everyone fear for the streamer’s safety—but here, we’re worried about the bear’s safety!”

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At this moment, Li Yong in the audio control room instinctively rubbed his forehead, silently cursing: “What the hell is going on?”

Given normal circumstances, Xiao Yi should’ve suffered internal injuries—maybe even broken a few ribs from that collision.

Should we send a rescue team again? But if they get there and Xiao Yi turns out fine…

In the end, Li Yong abandoned his chaotic thoughts and called Shen Meng’s third rescue team—the one closest to Xiao Yi.

No choice—he had to guarantee the safety of all contestants, whether they asked for help or not.

Clearly, what just happened met the criteria for passive rescue, even if the person being rescued wasn’t normal.

Shen Meng, upon receiving the call, could only laugh and sigh—he’d been watching Xiao Yi’s livestream ever since watching the replay of his adventures last night.

He’d even had a hunch they’d meet again.

Naturally, he’d seen the collision between the man and the bear live—and the moment he saw it, he knew another job was coming.

Sure enough, before he could think further, Li Yong called again.

Before Li Yong could speak, Shen Meng said he understood.

This left Li Yong speechless on the other end.

What a nightmare! Why did they pick this thing to compete?

In just three days, he’d lost even more hair.

As for the three in the main livestream, they were too drained to comment—they didn’t know whether this was Xiao Yi’s misfortune or the bear’s.

Wang Qinglin stayed silent, secretly wondering: “Could my cursed words really be this powerful?”

Of course, none of the three made any judgment now—just sat there like indifferent spectators.

Normal analysis doesn’t apply to Xiao Yi—they didn’t want to get slapped in the face.

“Sssss!”

But now all eyes turned to a single rabbit.

At the moment Xiao Yi collided with the black bear, the culprit rabbit didn’t run—it jumped and squeaked instead.

As if mocking the foolish man and bear.

The rabbit’s noise naturally drew the attention of Xiao Yi and the black bear, who were still glaring at each other.

Seeing this, both Xiao Yi and the black bear’s eyes filled with murderous intent.

In that instant, Xiao Yi mentally ran through 108 ways to cook rabbit meat.

As for the dumb bear, it let out a helpless roar toward the rabbit.

If not for guarding that damn human, this rabbit would’ve already been its snack.

“Fuck, this rabbit is so arrogant!”

“Suddenly, I kind of like this rabbit!”

“I declare this rabbit worthy of godhood!”

“Exactly! Awesome—this rabbit mocked Great God and the black bear. It deserves worship!”

“Great God, can you catch this rabbit? I want to buy it—can I?”

“I can’t afford Xiong Zai, but I’m totally in love with this little bunny.”

“Dream on? This rabbit’s more arrogant than Xiao Shen himself—how could Xiao Shen possibly let it live?”

“You’re right—run, rabbit! I don’t want to see you become Great God’s dinner!”

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As the comments flew wildly, the black bear could no longer contain its grievance and rage.

It made up its mind, gathered all its strength, and charged straight at Xiao Yi—determined to seek revenge.

Though furious at the damn rabbit, it knew who its real enemy was now.

Seeing this, Xiao Yi’s eye twitched—he’d feared this exact scenario.

Fighting this dumb bear head-on? Only a fool would do that.

“Achoo!”

Wu En: “...”

“Looks like my dear son is missing me again!”

At this moment, Wu En in another corner of Lake Lai’en suddenly sneezed several times in a row.

Unlike other contestants, his main goal here was money.

He’d made it clear from the start: he came to hunt one bear and two wolverines.

To set an example for his young son—to show him what a true grassland warrior looks like.

For this, he’d entrusted his three ten-thousand sheep and two thousand cattle to his Russian brother.

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At this moment, Xiao Yi had also gathered his strength and saw the dumb bear charging toward him.

Without hesitation, Xiao Yi turned and ran!

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Xiao Yi’s action left everyone in the livestream stunned.

“That’s it?”

Where was the epic man-vs-bear battle they expected?

It felt like they’d taken off their clothes, only to hear, “My period started.”

“I think Great God made the wisest choice.”

“Disappointed. Is this all you show us on livestream? What kind of Great God is this?”

“Don’t like it? Nobody asked you to watch! You don’t seriously expect Great God to fight a black bear to the death, do you? What kind of mindset is that?”

“What’s the point of editing those clips so cleverly? Isn’t this deception?”

“Haha, trolls are everywhere—looks like you’ve got nothing but a keyboard at home!”

“Did the edits lie? Wasn’t every clip real? Besides, Great God didn’t even edit those videos himself!”

“Exactly! Just holding your own against a black bear is already hardcore—even Old Ye would only evade a lion or leopard—you expect Great God to do more?”

“Ignore these trolls. If you don’t like it, just close the livestream—I’m sure you can still see the × button.”

“Yeyu Tingfeng gifted Xiao Yi 10 ‘Phoenix Dance Through Nine Heavens’! My brother, I support him—shut up, all of you.”

“Laoda is so awesome, I’m in too! Zi Xiaoyao gifted Xiao Yi 10 ‘Dark Castle’!”

“Yuebei gifted Xiao Yi 5 ‘Dark Castle’! Hope the streamer doesn’t let the trolls get to him.”

“99999 gifted Xiao Yi 10 ‘Tiger Roar Across Heaven and Earth’—this guy’s a real beast; the trolls are just blind.”

“Zhezhezhe gifted Xiao Yi ‘Continued Angel of Light’—bro, keep going! Can you take me along next time? I love this kind of extreme stuff too.”

“Yang Xinyue gifted Xiao Yi 20 ‘Dark Castle’—support Great God! Everyone stay rational—avoiding a direct fight with the black bear was the right choice.”

“Bomei gifted Xiao Yi a Lamborghini!”

“Xiaoxingxing gifted Xiao Yi a sky full of fireworks!”

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Xiao Yi didn’t know that while his escape drew some hate, it also brought in a flood of gifts.

Of course, if he’d known about the gifting system, he’d have run straight away—he’d never have stood there facing that dumb bear.