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Chapter 1079: Call me Dad, understand?

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"Rip!"

Zhuang Wu tore his clothes directly into two halves, revealing his sweat-covered upper body.

He used the metal fists like a mirror surface to examine himself.

A look of satisfaction couldn't help but appear in his eyes, and he couldn't help but pose a bodybuilding pose.

"Not bad, perfect!"

Since upgrading to the fifth rank, he hadn't carefully checked his own changes.

Besides the improvement in physical fitness, his muscle lines had also become increasingly perfect.

Especially the abdominal muscle lines, which made him want to touch them himself.

"Only a man like me is qualified to be called a walking hormone!"

Zhuang Wu appreciated it for a while, then suddenly found the metal fists trembling.

He was stunned for a moment, and saw the two slowly separating.

Seeing his flamboyant performance about to come into the eyes of the people behind, he hurriedly put his hands down.

At this time, Zhuang Wu's bare upper body appeared.

Wang Defa shouted loudly: "Xiao Wu, are you okay?"

Zhuang Wu hurriedly put on a serious face and responded loudly: "Fa Ge, I'm fine, just my clothes got caught."

Wang Defa breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this. "It's good that you're fine; you must pay attention to safety!"

"Got it!" Zhuang Wu nodded.

Then, under the expectant gaze of everyone, he walked a few steps and stepped on the finish line.

Seeing this scene, Su Yang understood in his heart.

"A total of three traps; Zhuang Wu can perfectly handle this task."

"Let him come back."

After speaking, Wang Defa hurriedly waved at the opposite bank.

Zhuang Wu's heart stirred, and he immediately returned with "Extreme Speed."

"Didn't let you down, I did it!" Zhuang Wu grinned.

"Well done." Su Yang nodded slightly.

At this time, Zhang Tiancheng walked over, his expression strange: "How is it, weren't you scared?"

"How could I be?" Zhuang Wu spread his hands. "Not at all, it was like a roller coaster, thrilling and exciting."

Once these words were out, the expressions of the people around became strange.

Zhang Tiancheng looked him up and down, pursing his lips, his nostrils flared.

As if holding back something.

A moment later, he said with a serious face: "Since you weren't afraid, then may I ask why your pants are wet?"

Hmm?!

Zhuang Wu's expression stiffened; suddenly he had the feeling that a secret he had hidden for a long time had suddenly been exposed.

He braced himself and said: "In the 'Extreme Speed' state, it's considered anaerobic exercise; the body consumes a large amount of glycogen, metabolism, you know, sweating a bit is very normal."

"Oh, is that really the case?" Zhang Tiancheng's face was full of disbelief, his tone teasing.

Zhuang Wu's forehead was instantly covered in black lines. "You're so annoying, I don't want to talk to you."

"Pfft~"

Wen Ran finally couldn't hold it anymore and burst out laughing.

Lu Junsheng and Ximen Zhirou followed closely, their faces flushed red.

Zhang Tiancheng laughed out loud, his laughter mixed with a bit of relief.

Both the mockery of Zhuang Wu peeing his pants and the relief that he was safe and sound.

"Damn! You guys are really something." Zhuang Wu was anxious and embarrassed, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

He thought his explanation was perfect.

But he didn't expect these people to have known about his embarrassment long ago.

Pretending to be ignorant.

Annoying to death!

Zhang Tiancheng patted his shoulder, his shoulders shaking constantly. "It's okay, it's completely understandable."

"After all, this kind of thing happens to anyone, and no one can keep calm."

"Your situation is considered good; at least you didn't shit yourself."

Once these words were out, Wen Ran laughed for the second time.

Zhuang Wu's face turned darker; he really wanted to find someone to beat up now.

To vent his anger!

Su Yang saw it was about time and said: "Alright, one by one, bring everyone over."

Zhuang Wu saw Zhang Tiancheng laughing until he was out of breath, his eyes rolled, and a plan was born in his heart.

"No problem, my talent still has six minutes left, more than enough!"

After speaking, he immediately grabbed Zhang Tiancheng, who hadn't reacted yet, and rushed to the opposite bank.

"Hey!"

Zhang Tiancheng was still laughing, but his soul suddenly chased after him from behind.

Seemingly out of revenge, Zhuang Wu deliberately ran him toward the wall.

Suddenly, the metal fists struck out.

The speed was so fast that it even exceeded human reaction time.

Just as his eyes received the object, the fist appeared in front of him.

Scaring him into screaming.

"Zhuang Wu, you damn!"

However, the next moment, he landed steadily and appeared on the opposite bank.

An indescribable sense of dizziness filled his mind; he suddenly had the urge to vomit.

"How is it, is it cool?" Zhuang Wu saw his swaying appearance, and his heart couldn't be more refreshed.

"You guy..."

Zhang Tiancheng pointed at his eyebrows, not in a good mood: "Really petty."

Zhuang Wu's mouth almost reached his ears. "What are you saying? I kindly gave you a ride, and you actually scolded me; really, a dog biting Lu Dongbin."

Zhang Tiancheng didn't want to lower himself to his level, knowing that this kid was just taking revenge on purpose.

"Alright, you rest for a while, I'll go pick up the others."

After speaking, Zhuang Wu ran away in a flash.

Then he picked up Su Yang and the others one by one without any danger to the opposite bank.

Until everyone in their own camp arrived.

Zhuang Wu then aimed his gaze at Lian Shiqi's group.

"Seriously, I really don't want to pick up the 'Blood Ghost' and that gang." Zhuang Wu said bluntly.

"Put the grudge aside first, the overall situation is important." Wen Ran said.

"I understand the logic, it's just that I feel uncomfortable in my heart." Zhuang Wu said.

"How about this, imagine them as pet dogs and do a good deed once." Wang Defa suggested.

"Eh, Fa Ge, don't say that; thinking about it this way, I feel much more comfortable." Zhuang Wu's eyes lit up.

Then his body moved, and he appeared on the opposite side in the blink of an eye.

Zhang Wei looked at the figure that suddenly appeared, and a smile immediately appeared on his face. "Hard work, brother."

As he spoke, his palm climbed toward Zhuang Wu's shoulder.

But at this moment, Zhuang Wu suddenly leaned back to dodge, his eyes narrowed. "Who is your brother?"

Zhang Wei's smile suddenly froze. "What do you mean by this?"

"Stop pretending, where did that arrogant energy of yours go before? Hmm?" Zhuang Wu raised his chin and asked.

Zhang Wei's expression sank, but he didn't flare up.

He realized that the other party was coming with bad intentions, but if there was no Zhuang Wu, they definitely wouldn't be able to arrive smoothly.

So, he forced a smile and said: "It was just a small joke before, I hope Brother Zhuang can be the bigger person and not hold a grudge."

Zhang Wei secretly made up his mind.

He would definitely make this kid look good later!

However, Zhuang Wu didn't buy it. He said: "It wasn't funny at all; I even suspect if your head was caught in the door."

"You said our team members don't put in effort and are just lying-down winner dogs; now that I've become the one putting in effort, how should we calculate it?"

Zhang Wei's smile became a bit more flattering. "The lying-down winner dog is naturally me; I was scolding myself."

Zhuang Wu was very satisfied, but this wasn't over yet. He said: "I don't have a big heart, but I'm always tolerant toward my own people."

"How about this, you call me Dad, and I'll send you over."

"Wh... what?" Zhang Wei thought he had auditory hallucinations.

"Still don't understand?" Zhuang Wu sneered repeatedly. "As long as you call me Dad, we'll be a family."

"Family members always let bygones be bygones; I'll be very happy to send you over."

"Understand?" ===== CHAPTER 1080 =====

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