Chapter 58: Is That How You Use Idioms?

Tu Qing did not stay for Dual Cultivation today and left in a hurry.

She probably went to arrange matters regarding the construction of the house, as well as the attack on the Baihua Sect.

With Lin Qingwan gone, Jiang Xun actually felt a bit unaccustomed to it.

"Little thing, I'll definitely catch you and bring you back when the time comes."

Jiang Xun looked at the few pieces of clothing Lin Qingwan had left behind and licked the corner of his mouth, only to end up licking a mouthful of beard.

"Pah, pah pah..."

"Jun Tianling."

Since returning, Jun Tianling had not said a word.

Jiang Xun naturally knew why she was not speaking.

It was just because they had escaped, and since Jun Tianling was going to have to dance for him, she was trying her best to minimize her presence.

"Hey."

Seeing that Jun Tianling did not speak, Jiang Xun became even more spirited: "A dignified Demon Lord going back on her word? Be careful that the Heavenly Dao doesn't make your soul scatter and perish; you did, after all, take an oath."

"Jun Tianling?"

"What!"

"Come out and dance for your brother."

"I won't!"

"You won't, right? Just you wait."

As he spoke, Jiang Xun took out a Transmission Talisman and sent a message to Liu Ruoyun.

A Transmission Talisman can transmit messages quickly over short distances, while a Communication Jade Tube is used for long distances.

"Master, you are truly annoying; every time I am busy with something, you have to disturb me."

Before long, Liu Ruoyun arrived in Jiang Xun's room with a look of resentment on her face.

She was wearing only undergarments, revealing her slender waist, with a dark red, semi-transparent gauze skirt on her lower body and her hair draped loosely, giving her the style of an exotic dancer.

"Master, why are you looking for little Liu in the middle of the night? Are you feeling lonely and unbearable, needing little Liu to comfort you?"

Liu Ruoyun leaned against Jiang Xun's shoulder, her fingers tracing his cheek as she smiled with a charming expression.

"That's right," Jiang Xun said, pulling Liu Ruoyun into his arms: "The night is long and I have no desire to sleep, so I wanted to call little Liu here to dance for your master."

Jiang Xun lifted Liu Ruoyun's chin and smiled.

"Is it just dancing?" Liu Ruoyun curled her lips and wrapped her arms around Jiang Xun's neck.

"If you want to do something else, that is also possible," Jiang Xun said with a smile as he grabbed a handful of Liu Ruoyun's chest.

"No, I am very tired today; I will dance for Master and then go back to sleep."

Liu Ruoyun stood up shyly, a pipa appearing in her hands. She spun around once and gave Jiang Xun a shallow smile.

Then, she plucked the strings and began to dance.

Her supple, fair waist swayed with the sound of the music, truly captivating the soul, her steps graceful, and her skirt fluttering along with her movements.

After the warm-up ended, Liu Ruoyun put away the pipa, her legs slightly parted and bent, her arms spread wide as she looked at Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun understood, took out a zither, and began to play.

Following Jiang Xun's music, Liu Ruoyun began a dance with even larger movements.

"You better watch closely."

Jiang Xun smiled at Jun Tianling in his heart, his hands beginning to play even faster.

No matter how fast Jiang Xun's rhythm was, Liu Ruoyun was able to keep up.

The little clothing she had on her body became less and less, until she was finally stark naked.

"You, you... I, are you shameless? Don't tell me you want me to dance for you like this too!"

Jun Tianling's eyes widened as she saw this scene: "You stinking shameless person, you dead lecher! You filthy leech! This Venerable One will never dance for you like this!"

Jiang Xun ignored her, enjoying Liu Ruoyun's erotic dance.

Until Liu Ruoyun wrapped her arms around Jiang Xun's neck, casting amorous glances and brushing her chest against him.

Jiang Xun tossed the zither aside and dove in greedily.

"Ah!"

Liu Ruoyun shuddered all over, and a flush immediately appeared on the sides of her nose.

"Master, Master..."

Liu Ruoyun sat in Jiang Xun's lap, hurriedly reaching out to grab the wrist Jiang Xun was using to explore the abyss: "Little Liu is really very tired today."

"But with you setting off sparks like this, what do you expect your master to do?"

Jiang Xun looked up at Liu Ruoyun and smiled.

"Little Liu, little Liu... little Liu will use other places, I beg you, Master!"

Little Liu cried out, looking at Jiang Xun with a pleading expression.

"That will do."

In any case, Jiang Xun had known all along that Liu Ruoyun would certainly refuse.

So he simply let go of Liu Ruoyun and nodded.

"What, what other places?"

Jun Tianling reached out to cover her eyes, but upon hearing Liu Ruoyun's words, she felt somewhat puzzled.

She could not help but open her eyes and take a look.

Only to see Liu Ruoyun lower her body...

"Ew! That's fucking disgusting! Is that even something you can eat!?"

Jun Tianling shouted while hiding within his divine sense, not daring to show her head at all.

She only came out after an hour, only to find Jiang Xun bathing in complete contentment.

Jun Tianling and Jiang Xun shared their vision; when Jiang Xun looked up at the ceiling, Jun Tianling saw the ceiling as well.

Liu Ruoyun had already left.

"Disgusting."

Jun Tianling said abruptly.

"You have no life, you don't understand the joy of savoring the essence of literature."

Jiang Xun smiled with a relaxed and satisfied expression.

"Is that how 'savoring the essence of literature' is used?"

Jun Tianling widened her eyes upon hearing this.

"It means holding the heroic essence in your mouth and chewing it."

Jiang Xun laughed.

"?"

Jun Tianling was completely bewildered.

"Did you learn it?"

Jiang Xun asked.

"... It is impossible for me to perform a striptease, it is simply offensive to public decency!"

Jun Tianling hesitated for a moment and said: "The, the first half can be performed."

After all, she had made an oath; what else could she do if she didn't dance?

"Alright." Jiang Xun nodded and took out the Liu Hong Sword; being able to watch the Demon Venerable dance, anything would do: "Dance."

"Bastard! Can't you wait until you're done bathing?"

Jun Tianling cursed.

But as soon as Jiang Xun said the words "dance," Jun Tianling's soul uncontrollably crawled out from the Liu Hong Sword.

Seeing Jiang Xun in the bathtub, Jun Tianling widened her eyes and hurriedly turned around to run out of the bathroom.

"Bad luck! Truly damn bad luck! Ah... my eyes, my innocence..."

Jun Tianling was practically on the verge of tears; she really couldn't understand...

She, the dignified Demon Venerable.

A Saint of the Great Vehicle Realm.

The Lingtian Sword Saint.

Capable of destroying the heavens and extinguishing the earth with a mere gesture.

At this moment, she was suffering this indignity at the hands of an old man at the Nascent Soul Early Stage who couldn't even pass his Heavenly Tribulation!

She even had to act coquettishly for him!

She even had to dance for him!

She even had to teach him cultivation techniques!

She even had to let him use her soul-suppressing treasure, hold her treasury, wear her Storage Ring, and even let him touch her body!

"Did I owe you in my past life! Damn it!"

Jun Tianling shouted outside while holding her head.

"... It's just a dance, why has she gone crazy?"

Jiang Xun had no idea that Jun Tianling had thought so much; hearing her shouting, he only felt it was inexplicable.

After Jiang Xun finished bathing, he put on a loose white robe, walked out, sat cross-legged on the mat, took out a zither, and looked at Jun Tianling with raised eyebrows: "Shall we begin?"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

At this moment, Jun Tianling only wanted to get this wretched business over with.

As Jiang Xun's zither music began, Jun Tianling started to twist about with strange movements.

Compared to Liu Ruoyun, it was a world of difference, practically the difference between the Qi Refining Realm and the Tribulation Transcendence Realm...

If not for her beauty, Jiang Xun would have thought she was turning into a zombie.

It made Jiang Xun unable to hold back his laughter, and after Jun Tianling finished her chaotic dance, she hurriedly dove back into the Liu Hong Sword; she had no face to see anyone in the short term.