Chapter 165: Cow Dung Brother

There are also people who don't know Ge Wudi crazily asking who this is.

Yu Ni Yuan Ma Shu sneered, continued typing: This guy pretends to be all proper, but in reality he's a lecherous man! I even deliberately wore women's clothing today! Anyone familiar with me knows that when I wear women's clothes, there's hardly any difference from a girl......

Dammit, can you get to the point!

The person upstairs can't be a victim, can they?

Yu Ni Yuan Ma Shu: I and Ge Wudi have already confirmed our relationship, calling each other husband and wife. Today was the first meeting, and this person gave me a gift that turned out to be a cardboard box of cow dung! Damn, that smell I feel like I can still smell it now!

Cheng Shuili, upon reading this, suddenly recalled the box of cow dung that was "stolen" from her during the day, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth.

Is the appearance rate of cow dung too high today?

The regional channel instantly blew up.

What is this? What did they give you? Cow dung??

Hahaha, genius!! Using this kind of thing against someone like you, who says Ge Wudi isn't a genius?!

You deserve it! Pretending to be a woman to deceive people, being punished is what should happen, right? Where did you get the nerve to shout in the regional channel? You dodge others' lightning, and this is the first time I've seen you hang yourself!

Yu Ni Yuan Ma Shu: The crux is this! He doesn't know I'm a man! He really intended to give his girlfriend a cardboard box of fresh cow dung! When I opened the box I wanted to leave, but this lecherous man dragged me onto the floor, and my purity was almost lost!

Cheng Shuili really couldn't help but laugh upon seeing this.

What kind of brain wiring does this person have? The things they did earlier in the regional channel were already strange, and this time is even stranger!

Trying to capture people's attention?

Then they succeeded.

Hahaha, what are you doing?

You have a damn clean reputation! What are you pretending? You're also a repeat offender! Previously, several of us in the district who were scammed said it was half‑pushed, half‑accepted, and that's that; what are you now pretending to be?

The relationship between the person upstairs and Yu Ni is definitely not simple.

@Ge Wudi, bro, I'm your fan! There's a rumor here, come out and explain!

So this world can still have romance? Oh right, now we can also meet in person!

Stop the nonsense! cpdd!

Ex‑girlfriend, where are you? Running away? I really can't hold back any longer.

Ge Wudi didn't notice the @ in the regional channel; he is still immersed in the pain of having a "girlfriend" older than himself.

He had plans to be a fuckbuddy with Yu Ni Yuan Ma Shu, but that was, after all, his first love! And Yu Ni always speaks so gently, so considerate—how could she be a man?

In Ge Wudi's mind, he intends to first date Yu Ni, and after successfully using a Special Dungeon Opening Card to get rich, what kind of woman couldn't he find?

He definitely doesn't want a freeloader like Yu Ni!

But that was still his first love; he even prepared a gift for Yu Ni, and who could have guessed she was actually a man!

Ge Wudi felt more and more uncomfortable as he thought, clutching a Designated Player Duel Card in his hand, already wondering whether the card is worth using.

At the thought of his unfulfilled first love, Ge Wudi felt extremely sad, but that surging sorrow didn't last long.

While feeling down, he suddenly smelled a strange odor, a bit sour and also a bit stinky…

Ge Wudi twitched his nose, furrowed his brows, "What smell......?"

He looked around, his gaze finally landing on the cardboard box on the table. That faint sour‑stink seemed to be emanating from there.

"Impossible," Ge Wudi muttered to himself, "How could something from Number One have a weird smell?"

He hesitated, then leaned closer to the box, and the odor instantly became pronounced. Ge Wudi's expression twisted, yet he stubbornly reached out and lifted the lid.

Ugh!!!

A strong cow‑dung stench hit his face; Ge Wudi was so nauseated he dry‑vomited aloud, stumbling back several steps, nearly tripping over his own foot.

"What the hell is this crap?!" he covered his nose, his voice warped, "Wu Ya Zuo Fei Ji… actually gave me a whole box of cow dung?!"

Ge Wudi trembled with anger and kicked the cardboard box over with a single foot.

The yellow‑brown clumps of cow dung splattered all over the floor, and the foul odor instantly filled the entire carriage.

"Damn! Damn! Damn!" he shouted hysterically, hopping, afraid of stepping on the filth, "I'm going to kill him! Must kill him!"

Ge Wudi suddenly recalled something, his face turning even worse: "Wait… that perverted guy when he opened the box…"

He recalled Yu Ni Yuan Ma Shu's sudden change of expression then; he had thought the gift was too valuable, fearing Yu Ni would actually accept it, so he hurriedly pulled the person onto the floor.

So that's how it was.

"So that's it!" he said through clenched teeth, "That scammer thought this was a gift I specially prepared…"

Thinking of this, Ge Wudi let out a nervous laugh: "Hahaha… fine, at least that pervert didn't get any benefit!!"

He looked down at the mess on the floor, then at his cow‑dung‑stained shoes, his expression twisting again: "Wu Ya Zuo Fei Ji… just you wait for me!"

After spitting out the threat, Ge Wudi realized he had acted impulsively; now the entire carriage reeked of cow dung!

This odor differs from ordinary stink; the sourness mingles with the foul smell, shooting straight up to the ceiling, and the cow dung that was originally neatly packed was scattered everywhere by his kick—on the floor, on the bedding, even the carriage's sole water tank wasn't spared.

Ge Wudi was so fed up he contemplated death; cleaning it himself was impossible, so he thought of getting a Vehicle Cleaning Card from the trading channel.

He endured the pervasive cow‑dung stench in the carriage, trembling as he opened the regional channel.

He originally wanted to see if anyone was selling a Vehicle Cleaning Card, but the screen full of discussion hurt his eyes.

@Ge Wudi come out quickly! Your girlfriend is exposing you! Aren't you the one who likes to stand out? Why are you still diving into the water today?

"Too embarrassed to speak, huh? Hahaha! Being duped by a man like this is hilarious!"

"Laughing to death, what kind of move is giving cow dung on a first meeting?"

@Yu Ni Yuan Ma Shu, give details—how was he lecherous?

Yu Ni Yuan Ma Shu: Everyone knows me, I only scam money, not love! I saw him being generous, so I proactively private‑messaged him! Who knew he'd agree so quickly—girls, pay attention! This kind of unusually fast consent is definitely not a good thing!

Hahaha, Niu Fen Ge is not a good thing!

@Ge Wudi, does Niu Fen Ge have anything to say?

"I really can't go on, everything feels like apocalypse survival, and people are still teaching me how to date!"

Niu Fen Ge, hahaha, who is so talented? Who came up with this name?