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Chapter 95: Humans Need a Washing Machine

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That bone isn't meant for walking at all!

Let the bone do what it's supposed to do?!

The Ruptured Bone Form walks surprisingly fast; Cheng Shuili had already braced herself mentally, so now she naturally feels nothing!

She quickly retreated a few steps, then pulled out the dagger she had taken from Zhang Yueying's corpse, ready to stab the Ruptured Bone Form's head hard!

Qi Wan Yi wasn't a pushover either; she had spotted the chance, and while the Ruptured Bone Form's attention was on Cheng Shuili, she silently slipped behind it, gripping Cheng Shuili's dagger!

The Ruptured Bone Form's neck is twisted; it walks forward chasing Cheng Shuili, but its eyes keep looking sideways.

Now Qi Wan Yi has circled to its back, perfectly positioned to strike the temple!

The dagger plunged into the temple of the Ruptured Bone Form's head!

Almost instantly, the Ruptured Bone Form's head turned at an impossible angle, its eyes blood-red and staring straight at Qi Wan Yi; the dagger still lodged in its head, she had already let go.

The Ruptured Bone Form turned, and horrifying red blood flowed from the temple where the dagger was stuck.

At this moment, once the Ruptured Bone Form shifts its target, Qi Wan Yi is surely doomed!

Cheng Shuili certainly wouldn't just stand by and watch that happen.

The Ruptured Bone Form has its back to her; she won't waste this advantage!

Cheng Shuili took a few steps, leapt up, and kicked the Ruptured Bone Form over with a flying kick!

At this point she didn't care about how disgusting it was; Cheng Shuili sat squarely on the hip bone the Ruptured Bone Form uses to walk, and the already unstable flesh was torn away in a large chunk by that move!

But the Ruptured Bone Form seems mindless and insensate.

Cheng Shuili's hand didn't stop moving; the moment she steadied herself, the dagger in her hand thrust toward the Ruptured Bone Form's head!

She didn't choose the easier-to-penetrate temple, but instead aimed directly at the skull; the tremendous force drove the dagger hard into the Ruptured Bone Form's skin—this bit of resistance felt to Cheng Shuili like no resistance at all!

The Ruptured Bone Form's skull shattered with a boom, the broken bones jammed under the skin, stabbing the brain with several sharp points!

Qi Wan Yi seized the moment and, like stabbing a watermelon, drove a knife into the swollen head.

The Ruptured Bone Form struggled a few times, then fell completely still.

Cheng Shuili took a deep breath, and a huge stone in her heart dropped with a thud.

Heck, that was exhilarating!

Cheng Shuili wanted to swear, but Qi Wan Yi was still nearby, so she had to watch her image.

Just earlier, while they were chatting, Qi Wan Yi had even said, "Boss, you look like a well-behaved kid who doesn't swear," so she couldn't ruin that image in Qi Wan Yi's eyes so quickly!

"Wu Ya! It's an elite monster! It gave 80 points."

Qi Wan Yi also let out a heavy breath; if it weren't for all the blood on the ground making rolling around dirty her clothes, she would really relax.

Cheng Shuili nodded, using her legs to push herself up from the ground.

Bits of flesh stuck to her cold‑weather suit, fluttering off with her movements.

Seeing what it was, Cheng Shuili shuddered all over.

Her cold‑weather suit is dirty now!

This is outright disastrous!

Without a washing machine, how are we supposed to wash it? Hand‑scrub?

And the system said this is high‑tech? Would hand‑scrubbing damage it?

Cheng Shuili felt terrible; the price of this battle turned out to be cleanliness!

Wait.

Thinking about it, it's actually not bad—both of us are alive, uninjured, and we've smoothly taken down a Ruptured Bone Form.

Okay.

Cheng Shuili never dwells on things.

The first step is always the hardest; now that we've made a good start, we just need to repeat the trick and take out each Ruptured Bone Form one by one!

Cheng Shuili is extremely cautious; each fight consumes a lot of stamina, she never rushes, and only engages the next one after she's rested.

The Ruptured Bone Form is indeed strong, but no matter how strong, it can't beat two humans who don't fight by the rules!

Cheng Shuili used every trick she had to kill these monsters; one could say she's used her brain more in these few hours than ever before in her life!

When the time reached 3:30, with only one hour left until the Instance ended, the two finally finished off the last Ruptured Bone Form.

Cheng Shuili's score reached 720, while Qi Wan Yi's was 320.

After Qi Wan Yi attacks the Ruptured Bone Form, it shifts its attack target, which is why Cheng Shuili got more kills and thus a higher score.

Next up is the time to bully the weak.

Cheng Shuili couldn't hold back; she covered her face and laughed, looking mysteriously evil, like a big villain in a novel.

Qi Wan Yi oddly followed Cheng Shuili's train of thought, though she was also exhausted enough to snap, forcing out a "give give give" laugh from her throat.

Nobody should laugh at anybody.

Cheng Shuili propped herself up with a baseball bat, then pulled Qi Wan Yi up.

We can't waste time; according to the system's nature, there will definitely be a server‑wide score ranking at the end, and first place surely gets a reward!

Cheng Shuili took a deep breath, stepped into the Service Area, raised her hand and brought down—taking the life of a slime.

After fighting so many Ruptured Bone Forms, suddenly bullying these slimes feels a bit unfamiliar to Cheng Shuili.

But that unfamiliarity faded quickly; nobody likes being constantly bullied, and this mowing‑down style of monster killing suits them just fine!

The two reached the Endpoint in the last five minutes; Cheng Shuili deliberately let Qi Wan Yi take the first‑place arrival points—only 20 points, just a slime, which Cheng Shuili already looked down on.

At the final ten‑second countdown, Qi Wan Yi suddenly bowed sincerely to Cheng Shuili, saying, "Boss, you saved my life."

"What's there to be polite about?"

Cheng Shuili blurted out that line instinctively; as the words fell, the countdown returned to zero, a white light flashed before their eyes, and Cheng Shuili instantly found herself inside a vehicle.

She plopped down on the bed, turned her head to look around, and only relaxed after confirming the familiar surroundings.

But the next second, Cheng Shuili sprang up again!

Her polar cold-resistant suit is covered in Ruptured Bone Form flesh and blood! Just sitting like that...

Cheng Shuili turned her head in resignation, and as expected, a bloodstain the size of a buttock appeared on her clean, soft bed.

The blood has already seeped through the duvet cover and contaminated the quilt!

"Uuu......"

She was truly sad!

Humans need a washing machine! Just as the West needs Jerusalem!

Before Cheng Shuili could grieve for too long, the system's voice sounded again.

【Congratulations to all the lucky ones still alive! Now broadcasting the casualty report for this Instance: the highest level opened for this Instance is Hell-level, the lowest is Normal-level!】

【Three teams entered the Hell-level Instance, a total of 60 people! Remaining survivors: 2 people, death toll: 58 people, death rate: 96.67%!】

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