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Chapter 25

~9 min read 1,620 words

Su Wan'er went back.

Heng Xian strolled alone, first went to a rouge and powder shop, then to a demon beast shop, brothel, gambling den, stinky tofu shop...

He strolled for a full hour, still with no intention of stopping.

"Strolled for so long, where exactly is this kid going?"

The fat assassin still had the lipstick print of a brothel girl on his face.

"It's amazing! Ran for so long, and there wasn't a single opportunity, snore—" The thin assassin ate a piece of stinky tofu.

A Cai's expression was cold: "As a qualified assassin, the most important thing is to have patience, to be as still as a bell, once you seize the opportunity, be as fast as the wind, one hit kill!"

"Taught!" The fat man and the thin man nodded together.

Just then, Heng Xian in front slowly walked towards a remote bamboo forest on the side of the road.

"The opportunity is here!" The three narrowed their eyes instantly and darted to the side of the road like ghosts.

They saw Heng Xian slowly enter the bamboo forest, seemingly to urinate.

"Kill!"

The three assassins jumped up, holding short blades, fast as lightning, straight for Heng Xian's back.

However, just as they were about to stab.

Heng Xian suddenly jumped a big step forward.

The three assassins landed just right, who knew their feet went soft, and they all sank down "thump thump thump."

"It's a manure pit!" The fat assassin was stunned, making a move to dart out.

"Wait!" A Cai pointed to the opposite side.

They saw that inside the bamboo forest, a large group of loose cultivators were playing chess and chatting.

Heng Xian looked on curiously.

A Cai said coldly: "The opportunity has disappeared, don't arouse that kid's vigilance, as a qualified assassin, you must know how to endure and hide yourself, hide!"

The three squatted in the "manure pit," only revealing a head, with bamboo leaves sprinkled on top, if you don't look carefully, it's hard to recognize.

"Yo, where did this pretty little brother come from?" A group of loose cultivators playing chess discovered Heng Xian.

Heng Xian smiled indifferently: "Passing by to urinate, everyone continue!"

Saying this, he turned around and started urinating on the heads of the three assassins.

The warm urine soaked into the heads, eyes, and mouths of the three assassins along the bamboo leaves.

The three assassins narrowed their eyes, their expressions incomparably firm.

"Together!"

Four bored rough men ran over laughing, unzipped their pants and followed suit.

Four streams of yellowish urine "hissed" onto the heads of the three assassins, and then slowly slid down.

Indescribable stench!

At this time, one of the rough men looked at Heng Xian: "Wow! Not big, but the bird is not small!"

Heng Xian smiled proudly: "That's natural, I, the Bird King of the East City, is it just a name?"

"Hahaha..." The four rough men laughed, "You, the Bird King of the East City, why did you run here to urinate?"

Heng Xian said: "This is a wonderful land, urinating and defecating here, cultivation can go a step further!"

Two men were stunned: "Said so auspiciously, it makes us really want to defecate!"

The three assassins below: "..."

"Do it, wish you break through to the Qi Hai Realm sooner!"

Heng Xian turned and left with a serious face.

The nine families blocking the Heng Family pill shops was in full swing.

The second day, Heng Family pill shops, sure enough, were deserted.

The third day, all Heng Family pill shops didn't have half a customer.

The fourth day, the clerks, shopkeepers, and managers of all Heng Family pill shops collectively sunbathed in front of the door.

People passing by saw it and couldn't help but laugh.

People from the Ye, Xiao, and Li families, who had nothing to do, went specifically to watch!

The fifth day, Heng Wei and a group of elders finally couldn't hold on, it is said they rushed to the East Garden to block Heng Xian, but didn't see anyone!

Later, another six days passed, the nine families of Ye, Xiao, and Li lowered prices by three levels for eleven consecutive days, attracting nearly a million loose cultivators and forces in the city to rush to buy.

Not only that, cultivators from other cities heard about it and specifically came in groups to purchase!

The nine families slowly couldn't hold on!

But they were more curious about what the Heng Family wanted to do?

City Lord's Mansion "Huichun Hall."

The always calm Ye Xuan couldn't help but pat the table and curse: "What is that little bastard doing? What exactly does he want to do?"

The other resource elders of the families were worried: "Don't understand, don't understand, different from his father!

If you say he is really a wine bag and rice bag, it's not very credible, at least the Heng Family managers will guide him!"

Ye Xuan looked at Xue Hao: "You say!"

Xue Hao thought about it: "I specifically investigated the Heng Family, these eleven days, their family directly lost at least 100,000 low-quality spirit crystals.

Indirect losses are even more, the servants are about to rebel, but that little bastard has had no movement for a long time, this makes me... also very hard to understand!"

"This little bastard, what exactly is his plan, can he say something?"

A group of people looked at each other.

Actually, not only them, everyone in the city who paid attention to this matter was confused!

At this time, Heng Xian was still being hunted down!

Drizzle was continuous, he "struggled" to climb into a tall wall.

"Kill!" The three assassins jumped up and jumped in.

Then,

The moment the three assassins landed in the courtyard, Heng Xian climbed out again with tricky timing.

The courtyard was luxurious, majestic, and solemn, with dozens of men organizing dense iron ore, seeing this, they all looked over.

A Cai and the three looked at each other: "Pill Refining Alliance?!"

"Pill Refining Alliance" is as mysterious and powerful as the "Pill Refining Alliance"!

The three looked back at the outside of the courtyard, full of resentment and hatred: "Damn little thief!"

"There are assassins! Kill!"

Dozens of artifact refiners quickly drew spiritual artifacts and pounced over.

Both sides soon fought together.

Outside the courtyard, Heng Xian put his hands behind his back and walked slowly towards the Heng Family's largest pill shop.

Arriving at the place, the three Heng Family alchemists were already waiting respectfully: "Young Master, you called us?"

Heng Xian snapped his fingers: "Teach you how to refine pills for a few days!"

The three alchemists were instantly overjoyed: "Young Master, wonderful!"

Since refining nine high-grade and even super-grade pills at the Pill Medicine Assembly last time, the three of them have been a bit floating, but after leaving Young Master Xian, they couldn't refine anything!

One of the alchemists named Heng Qiang rubbed his hands: "Then, what pills shall we refine?"

Heng Xian said seriously: "Huanwo Piaopiao Pill, Shenniu Dali Pill, Dadi Zhizi Pill, Niubi Caca Pill!"

The three alchemists were confused: "Don't understand, but it looks very strong...!"

The fourteenth day of the "Ten Families Commercial War."

Morning.

More than fifty Heng Family managers and shopkeepers gathered at the Heng Family's largest pill shop.

Everyone held a stack of paper full of handwriting and a few bottles of pills.

Heng Xian sat on a cowhide chair: "No need for me to repeat what to do, right?"

Kong San Ye changed his decadent state, full of excitement: "Even the shills are in place, Young Master, don't worry!"

"Get out!" Heng Xian waved his hand.

"Yes!"

A group of managers and shopkeepers rushed out the door.

Kong San Ye ran the fastest, occupying the busiest intersection in the city for the first time, standing on the steps by the road, shouting: "Something big happened!"

The dense crowd of passersby, including those sitting in carriages and sedan chairs, all looked over in surprise.

A "shill" asked: "Isn't this Kong San Ye? What's the matter?"

Kong San Ye smiled proudly, raised the "flyer" in his hand and scattered it all over the floor: "My Heng Family has spent thirty years creating four magical pills!

Called... Huanwo Piaopiao Pill, Shenniu Dali Pill, Dadi Zhizi Pill, Niubi Caca Pill!"

"Shill" was surprised: "Sounds very powerful, what are the effects?"

Kong San Ye said: "Huanwo Piaopiao Pill can make you radiant, ten years younger, especially effective for women!

Shenniu Dali Pill allows you to exert three times your own super attack power in a short time!

Dadi Zhizi Pill allows you to temporarily improve a small realm in a short time!

Niubi Caca Pill is even more powerful, it can make you emit an aura like a Qi Hai Realm master in a short time!

This is simply a must-have god pill for robbing, no! For wandering the cultivation world!"

"Damn! How many spirit crystals? I want it!" The crowd went crazy instantly.

This time it wasn't a shill!

Kong San Ye coughed: "Don't need half a spirit crystal, all free!"

"Wow!"

"We don't believe it!"

"Bullshit!"

The crowd was excited.

Kong San Ye raised his hand and swore: "If I have a single lie, I'll be impotent for ten years!

I have pill trial samples here, you can try them first!"

"Huanwo Piaopiao Pill?"

"Niubi Caca Pill?"

"Free?"

City Lord's Mansion, "Huichun Hall."

On the table were flyers and pills.

The resource elders of the nine families were worried.

Give a few recommendation tickets if you see this!

This book is written with blood and tears, can't even enter the free list, damn!

(End of chapter)

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