Chapter 32: The Young Master Sun Who Went Monastic and the Big Gold‑Chain Ancestor Head
The first three days before the East Storm Martial Gathering begins.
The incident of that "Primordial Breakthrough" person has gradually been downplayed!
The whole city has started preparing for the East Storm Martial Gathering!
The sky is gloomy.
In the little attic of East Garden, Heng Xian, who has finished practicing twenty‑thousand sword moves, lies on a recliner, closing his eyes to rest his spirit.
Su Wan'er's delicate jade‑like hand pinches an ear pick, deftly cleaning his ears for him.
Beside them, the recovered A Gou is playing Go with Lan Xiang.
Now the Heng family's business has been handed over to old father Heng De, who is a generous man and doesn't want things to get too stiff,
giving half the profit to the Ye, Xiao, and Li families.
The commercial war in the city has also calmed down.
"A Gou, you hammered again!" Lan Xiang says, looking aggrieved after losing.
A Gou scratches his head: "Can you stop mimicking the young master's speech? We don't even know what a hammer is."
"I can win because I'm fast, I can dodge, I'm awesome!"
Heng Xian snaps his eyes open and looks over: "What did you say?"
A Gou pitifully says: "I… I'm awesome, ah, I won't dare any more,
only the young master in the world is truly awesome!"
Heng Xian rubs his brow: "The previous sentence!"
A Gou thinks for a moment: "I'm fast, I can dodge!"
Heng Xian pushes Su Wan'er's hand aside and immediately activates the "Mystic Yellow Heavenly Hexagram": "I want to learn a body technique; give me a hint, how do I obtain it?"
The divination answer: 【After calculation, within the ancestor statue of East Garden, there is a scroll from four hundred years ago,
the Primordial Dan Realm ancestor of the Heng clan hidden inside, containing the famed Lingzong Secret Step Body Technique!
Recommendation: smash the head to obtain it!】
Damn! He forged a statue for himself?
Is this allowed?
Is this a joke!
Heng Xian immediately gets up and goes downstairs.
Su Wan'er and the other two hurriedly follow behind.
After descending, they watch their own young master's back.
A Gou, full of emotion, says: "The young master no longer visits brothels, doesn't seize civilian women, doesn't bully anyone; truly… so kind!"
Ling Feng happens to pass by, stops, and remarks: "Indeed, the young master's actions are becoming more upright!"
Su Wan'er and Lan Xiang proudly say: "Our young master is the most upright and meticulous!"
As soon as the words finish, Heng Xian lifts a big iron pestle toward the ancestor's head of the Primordial Dan Realm, "Clang—" is a hammer!
The four freeze, then hurriedly rush forward in terror, clutching Heng Xian's thigh: "Young master, absolutely not, young master!
Defiling the ancestor; Second Master, the clan head, and the elders will go mad!"
Heng Xian coldly kicks the four aside: "A stone‑carved ancestor head—don't you think it's too bleak and inauspicious?
I intend to re‑carve it with a whole piece of spiritual jade; Ling Feng, A Gou, take the ancestral portrait and make it exquisite and beautiful!
Remember to add a big gold chain around the neck to show the ancestor's heroic bravery!"
"Young master, you are wise!"
The four finally understand, and Ling Feng and A Gou hurriedly leave.
Heng Xian continues to swing the hammer.
Su Wan'er stays beside him, smiling sweetly, saying:
"By the way, young master! The city has been bustling these days; the East Storm Martial Gathering is about to start,
elders and elite disciples of various great families and factions are returning one after another.
There are also some in‑laws and relatives. Now the rouge shops, pill stalls, spirit‑artifact stores, and spirit‑pet shops are all packed with people…"
Heng Xian calmly says: "If you want to go out and have fun, just say so directly; no need to beat around the bush."
Su Wan'er pouts with her pink little mouth: "If the young master doesn't go, I won't go anywhere; I will forever be a well‑behaved, gentle little female dog by the young master's side!"
Heng Xian frowns and asks: "Who taught you that line?"
Su Wan'er's face turns pale, and she hurriedly kneels: "It was… it was Sun Bufan, young master, who told me; he said only by saying that could I attract your attention!"
"If he teaches you nonsense again next time, beat him directly!"
Heng Xian sighs; these past two days Sun Bufan's looting of Auntie's confinement has ended, and he has come to see him several times, never with any serious business.
"No problem!"
Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao appears; Sun Bufan walks in from outside with a big belly, drooping eyebrows and a sour look.
Su Wan'er and Lan Xiang immediately bow.
Heng Xian is too lazy to bother.
Sun Bufan scratches his head and says: "The East Storm Martial Gathering is about to start, the city is full of people; why don't we go visit the brothels?"
Heng Xian curiously asks: "How did you combine those two sentences?"
Sun Bufan blinks: "Then… let's go straight to the brothels!"
Heng Xian continues smashing the ancestor statue: "Don't you like forcibly taking civilian women? Visiting brothels is unchallenging and doesn't suit your status!"
Sun Bufan: "It's different! Though we both often forcibly seize civilian women, we just tease and then let go! I go to the brothel for real; I want to try that kind of 'eighteen p' feeling!"
I went to the brothel because I wanted it to be real, and I want to try the taste of your "eighteen‑P"!
Heng Xian was surprised: "Can't think it through like that? Such a thing isn't something ordinary people can do, is it?"
Sun Bufan slightly lifted his head to look at the sky, two streams of clear tears rolling down: "If I don't act now, there will be no chance. A few days ago, an old monk came to our house, said I have Buddha nature, wants to take me to become a monk!"
My grandfather and father have already agreed; barring any mishap, during this period I, the domineering woman‑wanderer, will retreat into the Buddhist path, and from then on have no ties with women!
"Gurgle…"
"Hehe…"
Su Wan'er and Lan Xiang, who had been silently bowing their heads, heard that and laughed out loud.
"Aoo…" Sun Bufan wailed and cried loudly.
"Clang!" The ancestor's skull split completely, revealing a jade tablet inside.
Heng Xian immediately seized it, turned and left: "Lan Xiang, help me escort Young Master Sun out, give him a hundred low‑grade spirit crystals to fund him!"
Without waiting for an answer, he rushed straight to the cabin in the northeast corner.
He shut the door tightly, opened the jade tablet at once, and indeed saw densely packed seal‑script body‑method heart decision.
Heng Xian immediately activated the Mysterious Yellow Heavenly Hexagram: "Is there anything we need to watch out for in this jade tablet?"
The hexagram's answer: 【After calculation, the Spirit Ancestor Secret Stepping Method in this jade tablet is a middle‑grade Earth‑step body method!】
Among them, the fourth, sixth, and seventh acupoint paths are dregs, extremely wasteful of time!
It is recommended to take only the essence: the first, second, third, and fifth acupoint routes, passing through the sandalwood central point, circulating through the whole body!
Training in water yields even better results!】
"All set!"
……
The East Orchid Martial Assembly that day!
In the moment before the Golden Rooster Dawn, the whole city came "alive".
All major families, major forces, and anyone qualified to attend, all prepared to set out.
As hosts and overseers, the mysterious Pill Refining Alliance and Artifact Refining Alliance elders also changed into tidy, beautiful robes!
Soon the whole city was empty of traffic; ordinary people gathered on both sides of the main street, ready to watch the young generation of each major family and force, also to have something to talk about.
Heng family.
The spacious combat arena has already built ten majestic, imposing stages!
It can guarantee at least twenty participants each round, to save time!
Around the stages, soil and stone carvings provide seating for at least over ninety thousand spectators!
Around the seats, a layer of gauze was set up as a wind‑sand barrier!
The entire combat ground displayed the extravagance of the wealthy!
When dawn was just beginning to brighten.
One thousand militarily‑clad disciples and retainers of the Heng family began to guard the perimeter!
One thousand three hundred forty‑seven beautiful female disciples and servants, under the guidance of the dining hall elders, began preparing tea and snacks.
Meanwhile Heng Xiu, Heng Wei, Heng De, and three hundred senior elders of the Heng family, together with Heng Ruzhe and other direct‑line disciples, began to offer incense to the ancestors one by one!
The last ancestor, also the most important one, was the statue of the Primordial Core ancestor standing in the East Garden.
When everyone had prepared incense, candles, and script, they walked to the stone pillar holding the ancestor.
Yet they magically discovered that the stone ancestor statue was gone!
In its place was a brand‑new spiritual jade statue, especially with that glaring dog‑head gold chain around its neck!
It looked extremely gangster!
The crowd collectively turned to stone!
Lord Heng Xiu was the first to react, swiftly drew the knife beside him, and roared: "Disobedient descendants, how shameful to the ancestors!"
He was about to slash the neck!
"Father! I acted rashly, Father! Today is a big day!"
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