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Chapter 405

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On the straight road of the Sheji Academy, Heng Xian was accompanied by nearly a hundred teachers of the Sheji Academy and tens of thousands of students under the shade of trees, and it was instantly quiet!

Born with it!!!

I have seen arrogant ones, but I have never seen such an arrogant one!

And the answer is so fresh and refined!

Ge Shu Daidao, who asked the question, was very confused. He had prepared a draft in advance. No matter how Heng Xian answered, he had a way to mock him back, making this so-called "Shī Shèng" make a fool of himself, but only this answer was unsolvable!

Born with it, what else is there to ask?

"This student, is there anything else you want to ask?" Heng Xian looked at Ge Shu Daidao gently.

Ge Shu Daidao said blankly: "I... don't believe you were born with it!"

"You should believe it!" Heng Xian said: "Why is the sun round, why is the earth square, why are people divided into men and women, how do ants give birth to children, why is feces smelly, why do humans breathe, why are you still standing here with your face, these are not easy to answer, because they are all born!"

"The student... understands!" Ge Shu Daidao bowed dizzyly and walked back.

The surrounding students subconsciously thought about Heng Xian's series of questions, and the more they thought, the more profound and difficult they felt, and they couldn't help but feel a little confused.

When Wu Siwen saw this, he immediately waved his sleeves and stepped forward, bowing: "May I ask the Shī Shèng, under what circumstances was that poem 'Bring in the Wine' written?"

Heng Xian replied: "When drinking!"

Wu Siwen said: "When drinking, did you really think of those free and easy things?"

Heng Xian said: "When drinking, do you think of national hatred and family enmity, and your mistress is still in the brothel?"

Wu Siwen said: "I don't, I don't think about anything when I drink, I just want to drink happily, and I don't think you would think about those things!"

Heng Xian said: "Then you are a wine bag. There are many drunkards like you in the world, but there are not many who write poetry, so they call me Shī Shèng!"

"Pfft..."

There was laughter everywhere.

Wu Siwen's face flushed slightly. Meeting someone like Heng Xian who didn't play by the rules, he couldn't say a word, so he simply bowed and turned back.

At this time, Luo Xuan walked over again: "I have something to ask the Shī Shèng, I don't know how the Shī Shèng views love?"

Zhang Fuyu and others looked at the sky and then at Heng Xian: "If the Shī Shèng doesn't want to answer, you can refuse, we will go to the Sage Shrine!"

Luo Xuan said loudly: "There is still an hour before the sacrifice at the Sage Shrine, there is plenty of time!"

Heng Xian said: "Then let's talk for a while!"

Zhang Fuyu and other teachers said: "Then we will go to the Sage Shrine to prepare, and then come to invite the Shī Shèng!"

Heng Xian nodded, and a group of teachers left.

Thousands of students around instantly surrounded Heng Xian, and countless questions followed one after another, including Deng Wu and Han Yu's proud shouts: "Sir, do you remember us?"

Finally, a teacher who stayed not far away shouted loudly: "In the dignified Sheji Academy, in the academy, shouting loudly, what kind of system is this?"

Tens of thousands of students then quieted down.

Luo Xuan coughed lightly: "Still the same question, how does the Shī Shèng view love?"

Heng Xian said: "Are you... driving?"

Luo Xuan hesitated: "What is driving?"

Heng Xian said: "The car is a woman, and you are the driver!"

This was too explicit. A group of female students opened their mouths, their faces flushed red. We came to listen to knowledge, but we really "drove"!

Luo Xuan said awkwardly: "So this kind of thing is called driving, it's indeed novel, but the student wants to ask about the eternal problem of love and separation between men and women since ancient times!"

Heng Xian sighed: "Some people say 'Since ancient times, being sentimental has left only regrets, and good dreams are the easiest to wake up from', and some people say 'When the golden wind and jade dew meet, it is better than countless people in the world'. Who can give this kind of thing an accurate definition? Don't ask me, go drive yourself!"

"Hahaha..." A group of male students around laughed into a ball.

"Since ancient times, being sentimental has left only regrets, and good dreams are the easiest to wake up from..."

"When the golden wind and jade dew meet, it is better than countless people in the world..."

Some people also gently recited these two poems that Heng Xian made up, and were immediately amazed, and quickly took out paper and pen to record them on the spot.

Luo Xuan also murmured a few words, bowed: "The Shī Shèng is worthy of being the Shī Shèng, and he can make beautiful poems and songs at will, which is admirable. The student understands!"

Heng Xian sighed in his heart. When he was studying, the teacher forced him to memorize Tang and Song poems. He never dreamed that he would use them in this place!

"Then Shī Shèng, how can you make these beautiful poems of yours? We racked our brains and couldn't think of it!"

Someone asked again.

Heng Xian said casually: "Understanding human feelings is literature. Reading ten thousand books is not as good as traveling ten thousand miles. You have to experience human feelings and worldly wisdom, don't always sit in the study and be a bookworm..."

"Ah!"

Someone exclaimed.

Everyone looked over: "What's wrong?"

That person bowed to Heng Xian: "Thank you Shī Shèng, I understand! Hahaha..."

Saying that, he turned and left. After walking a few steps, his momentum fluctuated, and he broke through from the ninth level of Condensing Qi to the Qi Sea Realm.

Students immediately helped to protect the law.

More students were dumbfounded.

But if you think about it carefully, what the "Shī Shèng" said makes sense!

Then one question after another.

The more they asked, the stranger it became.

Fortunately, Heng Xian has lived two lives, has been a Zu'an person, a sprayer, and has raised bars with long posts. The amount of information stored is terrifyingly large, and he can talk about anything, making tens of thousands of students from the two academies dizzy.

Until the end, Ge Shu Daidao suddenly shouted: "The Shī Shèng is tired, it's time to rest for a while!"

Luo Xuan pretended to be casual: "Then go to the Huaisi Courtyard!"

As soon as the words fell, the expressions of the four students were strange.

Heng Xian smiled calmly: "Good!"

A group of students immediately surrounded him, passed through the Pipa forest next to them, and walked toward a lonely small courtyard.

At the door, Luo Xuan said: "Shī Shèng, sit for a while, we will prepare tea!"

Saying that, a large group of people disappeared cleanly in the blink of an eye.

Heng Xian didn't hesitate at all and walked into the courtyard with long strides.

In the courtyard, except for some Pipa fallen leaves, it was quite clean. There was a well, a stone table, a few stone stools, and three tile houses.

The environment is very elegant.

So he walked over, sat on the stone stool, and looked around.

Just at this time, the air around changed, vaguely distorted, and then an ethereal, strange laughter came: "Where did the kid come from, don't know how to live or die, dare to come to my Pipa Fairy Courtyard!"

After speaking, thick black-gray smoke rose all around, the fog rolled, and there were countless strange skeletons and ghosts in the middle, and the ghost screams came one after another.

This scene is like a ghost realm, and ordinary people would be scared to death!

However, Heng Xian was like a person who was fine, picking his nails, and said lightly: "So it's a ghost!"

"Who do you say is a ghost?"

Someone in the fog was furious: "I am the Pipa Great Immortal!"

Heng Xian said slowly: "Will an immortal make these strange ghost things? You are too unsuccessful as an immortal!"

"I am unsuccessful? I have witnessed the spring and autumn of the Sheji Academy for 976 years. There are dozens of high people who have realized the Tao under my old vine. You dare to say I am unsuccessful! Die!"

A hideous figure suddenly rose hundreds of feet, with the sun and moon on its head, feet on the ground, evil and peerless.

(End of chapter)

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