Chapter 492

Bang!

Bang!

The two Jiang men slammed heavily into the stone house; even with the formation's support, the vicinity of the stone house still shook violently, and immediately both men spat out a mouthful of blood, obviously injured.

That figure landed on the ground, and indeed it was the disheveled-haired, foul-smelling Má Guniang.

Heng Xian clapped his hands, leisurely returning to his room.

Sun Bufan immediately looked at him with an admiring gaze, thrusting up his thumb: 'Master Xian, strong!'

Dao Ye also said: 'In the world's way of contention, using the brain is best, next using the mouth, and worst using the hand; our method is pretty damn awesome!'

Just a small scene!' Heng Xian looked outside.

At that moment, the two Jiang men and Wang Tiechu struggled to stand; even though their fury blazed, they still forced a faint smile toward the beggar-like Má Guniang.

Ma Guniang, however, was cold; a drop of crystal-clear saliva dripped from her yellowed fangs as she said coldly: 'Extreme Killing Warrior Institute, no fighting allowed; if you want to die, go ahead!'

Saying this, she limped toward her own hut.

She's actually a cripple!

The Jiang men, though angry, dared not speak; they quietly performed a salute and retreated back into the house.

Sun Bufan then looked at Heng Xian: 'Master Xian, you just told me I have a big thing to do; I don't know what it is.'

Heng Xian flexed his wrist: 'Simple, go have sex with Má Guniang!'

Plop!

Sun Bufan plopped onto the ground: 'So sudden, why, why?'

Dao Ye also looked over in surprise.

Heng Xian sat down and said: 'I need to go out to do something; I need Má Guniang's help, but she definitely won't help casually, so I need you to have sex with Má Guniang!'

Sun Bufan exclaimed in disbelief: 'Can't you see her fangs, uneven eyes, and the stench on her body?'

Heng Xian said: 'That's why we need a love expert like you to step in!'

Sun Bufan said: 'But... you'd be more suitable; you're good-looking!'

Heng Xian rolled up his sleeve: 'But Má Guniang prefers your type!'

Dao Ye staggered a moment, then said: 'I also noticed that when Mǎ Guniang first saw the monk a few days ago, her gaze was off!'

'Ah?' Sun Bufan broke out in goosebumps.

'Don't, a person undertaking great deeds must be able to take up and let go!' Heng Xian patted his shoulder.

Sun Bufan's face was miserable and resolute: 'I would rather die than go; my life cannot tolerate disgrace—give up on that idea, you lot!'

'The Gongsun Family has a disciple of the Twelve Sects; I'll go see who it is, whether we can go out, whether we can save people—it all depends on him!' Heng Xian said.

……

Sun Bufan has been out for an hour.

Night has already fallen.

Dao Ye right now is actually more nervous than Heng Xian, pacing back and forth in the stone house.

"You've walked back and forth for three incense sticks' worth of time, aren't you tired?" Heng Xian asked.

Dao Ye stopped, gave a dry laugh, and said: "I always feel that your bad idea might have the fat monk's head already twisted off and his body turned into cured meat by now!"

"Don't worry!" Heng Xian rubbed his nose, "I'm very good at reading people!"

"Let me take another look." Dao Ye walked out of the room, suddenly let out a low exclamation: "My goodness, my blessings!"

Heng Xian subconsciously also walked out, glanced toward Ma Guniang's room, and was instantly stunned like a wooden chicken.

The vicinity isn't dark, because the roof is inlaid with fist-sized Hedong bright pearls, emitting a soft glow; at the edge of the light, a man and woman are passionately kissing.

The man is Sun Bufan, big-headed, big-eared, and big-bellied; the woman is Ma Guniang, thin-bodied, with protruding teeth, messy hair, uneven eyes, and a pockmarked, smelly face.

They kiss so passionately they lose themselves; Sun Bufan's big thick lips almost cover Ma Guniang's mouth and chin; Ma Guniang, not to be outdone, her yellow protruding teeth move up and down, faintly emitting a series of humming and chirping sounds.

A mischievous scallion flower, unknown whose mouth it came from, keeps flipping between their lips without falling; meanwhile, a puddle of crystal-clear saliva has dripped onto the ground.

The scene is too beautiful!

"What the hell is this?" Dao Ye made a face like he was having a ghostly cramp, "How can you bring yourself to kiss such a pair!"

Heng Xian also sighed and said: "I've already overestimated Bu Fan's ability; I didn't expect his combat experience to be so rich, truly I am humbled."

After saying that, the two walked back into the house together, both feeling a tumultuous upheaval.

Half an incense stick later, Sun Bufan returned wrapped in a wicked wind, bringing the joy of success, his lips seeming a bit swollen, he gave a light smile: "Easy as pie!"

Heng Xian and Dao Ye had nothing to say, could only give a thumbs-up; everything was understood without words.

At this moment, Sun Bufan suddenly frowned, reached into his mouth and pulled out a small clump resembling a scallion flower, casually tossed it aside: "Looks like it's hers!"

"Ugh!"

Dao Ye finally couldn't bear it, walked to the corner and vomited.

Sun Bufan glanced at him: "Old man, your tolerance is too poor; although Ma Guniang is a bit ugly and unhygienic, she's still a woman with an excellent figure—how could someone like you, a vulgar person, understand?"

Saying that, he looked at Heng Xian: "I've got her, I've arranged for her to come over later!"

Heng Xian quietly moved a bit farther from Sun Bufan: "Thanks for the trouble!"

"Being so formal, you've become distant!" Sun Bufan laughed heartily.

Just then, the door moved, a figure wrapped in a faint sour stench rushed in—it was Ma Guniang, with disheveled hair and protruding teeth.

Heng Xian examined her closely, suspecting she might be deliberately disguising herself as ugly, after all she could marry into the Gong Sun Family and is still a Yuan Dan expert, not that ugly; but upon closer inspection, he found her even uglier.

"Bu Fan!" Seeing Sun Bufan, Ma Guniang directly ignored Heng Xian and Dao Ye in the corner, her eyes lit up, her expression gentle as water.

"Ma, being apart for a while, I seem to miss you again!" Sun Bufan hurried forward and grabbed her hands.

Ma Guniang gave a shy smile: "Me too!"

"Bu Fan!"

"Ma!"

Seeing the two draw nearer, Heng Xian couldn't help but interrupt: "Um..."

"Huh?" Miss Ma's expression turned slightly cold.

Sun Bufan straightened his back: "Ma! How are you treating my friend?"

Miss Ma's expression softened again: "All right, Fan!"

Sun Bufan gave Heng Xian a look.

Heng Xian coughed lightly and said: "Miss Ma, I need to go to the Gongsun family's inner residence; please help me!"

Miss Ma didn't ask Heng Xian's purpose, bluntly asking: "Exactly where do you want to go?"

Heng Xian pointed southwest: "From here, southwest, 386 zhang!"

Miss Ma fell silent for a moment, then said: "That place is Miss Nine's courtyard; she's my close friend, but if you want to go, you cannot go as a man!"

"What do you mean?" Heng Xian exclaimed.

Miss Ma said: "Go dressed as a woman!"

"Swish!"

Sun Bufan and the old man in the corner both looked at Heng Xian.

"Dress as a woman? Aren't you afraid I'll do something bad? Change the method!" Heng Xian firmly refused.

Miss Ma said: "If you go, you won't be able to do anything bad. First, Miss Nine's cultivation is high, and she has many experts around her. Second, the Gongsun family's formation can kill you instantly; no matter what you intend to do, I'm completely at ease!"

"But if you go openly as a man, unless you have Nascent Soul cultivation, you will surely die!"

"In any case, I won't dress as a woman!" Heng Xian's attitude was very firm.

……

After an incense stick, in the stone room, Heng Xian wore a white maid's outfit and applied light makeup.

Sun Bufan, the old man in the corner, and Miss Ma's eyes showed a look of astonishment.

Heng Xian looked at the bronze mirror, also appearing dazed.

Lovely and sweet, exceedingly handsome!

(End of chapter)