Chapter 6

Heng family East Garden.

Heng Xian held a brush, his expression carrying a trace of emotion.

A Gou leaned over foolishly from the side: "Young Master, is there enough oil?"

"Enough!"

Heng Xian swung the brush hard, and oil slapped onto a long row of grilled chicken wings and grilled lamb skewers.

The chicken was a first-grade monster wood chicken raised by the previous "Heng Xian", and the sheep was a first-grade monster sand sheep.

This morning, the East Garden completely ran out of food, the servants' teeth were yellow from hunger, and the group of wind chickens and sand sheep raised in the monster cages were also running around wildly from hunger.

Heng Xian had no choice but to help the cute little animals be relieved early, kill them, and eat them!

After all, they had been raised for so long, there was still affection. The servants drank two bowls of bone soup with tears in their eyes, but the more they drank, the more fragrant it became, and their eyes became thief-bright.

As for the meat, it was skewered into hundreds of grilled skewers, grilled wings, and the like, and grilled over charcoal fire!

At first, everyone was very puzzled. Is this kind of grilled food delicious? At this moment, the fragrance slowly drifted out, and everyone's eyes became even brighter.

"Young Master, it's so fragrant!" Su Wan'er and Lanxiang leaned over.

Not only them, but the one or two hundred servants in the courtyard were all looking over thief-like.

"That's for sure, I used to do barbecue!" Heng Xian smiled indifferently, grabbed a handful of salt, and sprinkled it from the east side of the fire to the west.

The fragrance became even stronger!

"What is this smell?"

Heng Ruze, Heng Yin, and the large group who "killed" their way over were sniffing hard.

Heng Ruze looked coldly towards the East Garden: "It's coming from Second Uncle's house!"

"This Heng Xian is simply unreasonable!" Heng Xu flicked his sleeves hard, "He squandered all the family's resources, we don't even have lunch, but he is eating fragrant and spicy food at home, what a bastard!"

Heng Chong also said: "It just so happens that Second Uncle is away, today no matter what, we must cure him!"

"Let's go!"

The group quickened their pace and soon arrived at the East Garden gate. Looking inside, their noses were almost crooked with anger!

Such big chicken wings, so many meat skewers!

But... so fragrant!

Many people couldn't help but swallow their saliva, and their stomachs growled uncontrollably.

The veins on Heng Ruze's face bulged. He took a deep breath and another deep breath, suppressing his anger: "Heng Xian, do you know your crime?"

"Why be polite with him?" Heng Xu was a straight-tempered person, "Heng Xian, you animal, an animal that cannot practice, you don't do human things!"

Heng Yin was the eldest sister among the third-generation direct descendants, and she scolded coldly: "Bastard, treating family resources as private property, squandering them recklessly,"

"everyone in the clan is hungry, but you are gorging yourself here, you deserve to die!"

"Clatter..." All the servants in the courtyard, A Gou, Lanxiang, knelt down in a mess.

Heng Xian, while sprinkling medicinal herbs that smelled like cumin, raised his head in surprise and asked: "Where did this bunch of idiots come from?"

A Gou, who was kneeling at his feet, turned pale and reminded in a low voice: "Young Master, keep your voice down, there are many direct descendants and young ladies of the family!"

However, Heng Ruze and his group still heard it, and Heng Chong shouted angrily: "Who are you calling an idiot, you trash?"

Heng Yin also said: "Insulting the same clan, come, give him seventy lashes!"

"Yes!" Several side-branch disciples of the family made a move to enter.

Heng Xian put down the medicinal herbs, clapped his hands, and his eyes were bright. Okay, finally encountered the treatment of the trash flow, bullying the same clan!

He took the initiative to meet them, his face full of shame: "Heng Xian knows his sins are heavy, I am sorry to the family, sorry to all the brothers and sisters, so, you don't need to catch me, I will commit suicide to thank the world!"

As he said this, he picked up the sheep-killing knife from the stone beside him and slashed fiercely at his own neck.

"Uh..."

"It... was quite sudden!"

This straightforward style stunned Heng Ruze, Heng Yin, and the large group. One by one, they opened their mouths, speechless.

The side-branch disciples who came to catch people were also stunned on the spot!

"Young Master!" Behind him, Su Wan'er, Lanxiang, and A Gou looked terrified and rushed over like flying, desperately grabbing the knife, "You can't, Young Master!"

"Young Master!" The group of servants also desperately knelt and moved forward.

"Don't stop me, I will apologize with death today, so I won't fail the family's kindness, get lost!" Heng Xian angrily pushed away the servants, determined to commit suicide, and he didn't look like he was faking it at all!

"Young Master!" All the servants wailed.

Heng Ruze, Heng Yin, and Cousin Xie Lingyu's group looked at each other, their faces first surprised, then slowly revealing a trace of embarrassment.

Heng Ruze coughed twice: "Let's just forget it, after all..."

"Fine! Then forget it!" Heng Xian threw the sheep-killing knife straightforwardly and went back to continue grilling skewers leisurely.

"Uh..." Heng Ruze, Heng Chong, and the group were at a loss.

What the hell?

Suddenly forget it!

Our train of thought has been messed up by you!

Heng Yin scratched her head: "Heng Xian! Although..."

Heng Xian raised his head and interrupted seriously: "Brothers and sisters, you don't really think I'm eating these meat skewers myself, do you?"

Heng Ruze frowned: "Isn't it?"

Heng Xian sighed to the sky: "Of course not! Heng Xian knows his sins are heavy and has no face to face the family elders. To make up for the family's meals today,"

"I personally killed a group of pet monsters I raised for a long time. They... woo... are all my children! It's just right that you came now, wait a moment!"

As he said this, he wiped away tears that didn't exist at all, turned and went to the medicine warehouse. When he came back, he had an extra bag of silver-white medicinal powder in his hand, hesitated for a moment, and sprinkled it on the skewers and chicken wings:

"This is the Heng-style barbecue I invented. It not only has the original taste of meat, but adding some medicinal herbs makes it a unique delicacy that can help with cultivation!"

After sprinkling the powder, the barbecue was just right. He ordered the servants to take it and personally delivered it to the courtyard gate, distributing two or three skewers to each person:

"Big brother, yours!"

"Sister, take it!"

The group who came to question him suddenly felt a little embarrassed and thanked him one after another.

When it was Heng Ruze's group's turn, Heng Xu took it coldly and said: "Say what you want, mess around what you want, you are wrong if you are wrong. Even if I starve to death, expose my corpse in the wilderness,"

"I won't eat a single bite of your food. These are for feeding dogs, don't worry!"

Heng Chong took the meat skewers and also said: "Me too!"

Heng Xian couldn't be bothered to pay attention. When he walked to Xie Lingyu, he said: "This little sister looks quite obedient, I'll give you an extra skewer!"

Xie Lingyu looked at him coldly. She wanted to refuse, but she couldn't resist the fragrance, so she took it: "I am not your little sister, I am a Heng family relative!"

Heng Xian blinked: "Cousin? Then we have to get closer!"

When Heng Ruze saw this, he quickly blocked in front of Xie Lingyu: "Alright! We should go!"

As he said this, the group turned and left.

Heng Xian "reluctantly" sent them off for a distance: "Come often!"

A Gou leaned over from behind, pitifully: "Young Master, you gave it all to them, we..."

Heng Xian smiled indifferently: "Who's going to fight them for diarrhea skewers? There's still meat in the room, keep skewering!"

"Oh! So fragrant!"

On the way back, Heng Xu and Heng Chong, who were preparing to feed the dogs, were eating with oily mouths.

Heng Ruze and Heng Yin looked at each other and also took a bite of the meat skewers. Their eyes lit up: "It's really not bad!"

Xie Lingyu, who was beside them, was too lazy to even speak, eating with her small mouth red, and said vaguely: "This Heng Xian, although he can't practice, but this, this... barbecue is really delicious!"

Heng Ruze nodded: "I have to send a skewer to Father to taste!"

"Right, right! Take it for the elders to taste!" A group of disciples said one after another.

Half a stick of incense later, many elders of the family also tasted Heng Xian's meat skewers, which was a masterpiece of praise!

However, soon, Heng Xu and Heng Chong, who were practicing martial arts, sprayed "strange" yellow pulp from their pants, one after another...

Then Heng Ruze, Heng Yin, and other family disciples all covered their stomachs and ran wildly to the toilet. On the way, the sound of "bu bu" was endless, and the stench lingered over half of the family!

Xie Lingyu, who was small and exquisite, ate the most. Her face turned pale, and while running, she kept leaking "yellow pulp" down her pants, tears streaming from her eyes: "Heng Xian! I want to kill you, ah ah, Mom..."

Eldest Master Heng Wei and several other elders also noticed something wrong. When they covered their stomachs and rushed to the family toilet, they found that the toilet was crowded with people, and many people were queuing.

The crowd was queuing while spraying, and the scene was spectacular!

"Bu!" Heng Wei felt a heat in his crotch and finally couldn't hold it back.

An elder next to him smiled awkwardly: "Ah, A Wei, you sprayed too?!"

Heng Wei's face was uncertain, and he finally looked towards the East Garden, roaring: "Heaven-killing little thief! I won't spare you!"

"Heng Xian! I want to kill you! Ah ah ah..."

Scolding also came from the toilet.

"What a picture that is, it's too invincible!"

Heng Xian withdrew his gaze from the direction of the main courtyard, shook his head, and continued to grill skewers.

The routine and the white laxative powder just now were all designed by the "Xuanhuang Heavenly Hexagram", enough for them to suffer!

Why are you idle and coming to find trouble with me?

Just at this moment, Ling Feng ran over from outside in a hurry: "Young Master, it's all bought!"

(End of chapter)