Chapter 1318: A Look at the Life of Saitama Ginchiyo

Sakata Gintoki: "Bofengshui Sect! If you spread another rumor,

you must pay me compensation for mental distress.

I'm not asking for much.

Just give me a copy of the Forbidden Seal Techniques.

Gururururu......"

Fourth Hokage:"...... Do you really think that's possible?"

Sakata Gintoki: "If you don't try, how will you know it's impossible?"

Fourth Hokage:"If you're just thinking of trying, then you may leave now...... I can tell you with full responsibility: the Forbidden Seal Techniques are not...... so easily handed over."

Su Xiao Xiao: "......"

Su Han thought about the Sealing Scroll the Fourth Hokage had once sent him, and fell into deep thought.

It seemed that when he had obtained the Sealing Scroll back then, it hadn't taken much effort either... Gintoki would probably lament again how people are all so different.

Let the World Feel Pain: "Fourth Hokage.

You are far too dishonest!"

Fourth Hokage: "I've been perfectly honest...... Who would voluntarily get silenced for thirty days? That's a pervert."

Namikaze Minato, working in the Hokage's office, didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "That's debatable! Why not try getting the President himself to silence you for thirty days? See if you get any pleasure from it."

Fourth Hokage:"......"

Namikaze Minato rubbed his brow, feeling a headache coming on.

He wasn't surprised that Tony liked to stir up trouble.

But what he couldn't figure out was why Changmen had suddenly become so eager to throw the world into chaos. If it weren't for his trust in the guild, Minato would have suspected Changmen's account had been hacked.

Bai Hu Zi Daddy: "Gurararara! You lot who thrive on chaos have bullied Bofengshui Sect enough."

Fallen Angel Twelve-Wing Black Cat Clan: "Stop arguing! Didn't you come here to watch the match? Look at the arena!

That Gyarados and Pikachu are fighting! Holy shit,...... no wonder he's the Pikachu God.

That Thunder is brutal!"

Shirai Kuroko: "Powerful! Powerful! Using lightning to strike Gyarados down from the sky.

Then a chain of lightning sparks! A Steel Tail.

He actually knocked Gyarados over!"

Shirai Kuroko: "Aaah! I think I saw my sister!

The spark at your fingertips—my lifelong faith."

Su Xiao Xiao: "Shirai Kuroko! Snap out of it! That's not your sister—it's just a Pikachu!"

I Am a Marquis: "To be precise, it's an electric rodent."

Shirai Kuroko: "......"

Accelerator: "Ha, I just thought of something interesting.

This pervert, Shirai Kuroko—would she feel pleasure if shocked by Pikachu?"

Magical Girl Illya: "......"

Xiao Tongtong: "......"

My Little Sister Is Super Uncute: "If you think about it this way, the chance Shirai Kuroko feels pleasure from being shocked is actually very high... Eeeeh..."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Ara ara, fallen in love with a Pikachu... the sensation of being electrocuted?"

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "I've always thought Pikachu and Shirai Kuroko are a perfect match—one loves being shocked, the other loves shocking others."

Kaname Madoka: "...... I can't refute that."

Shirai Kuroko: "...... You bastards, enough! How could I possibly feel pleasure from being shocked by Pikachu?! Do you think I'm a pervert?!"

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "...... Aren't you?"

Accelerator: "You...... aren't?"

My Little Sister Is Super Uncute: "Shirai Kuroko, who loves the same gender and enjoys being shocked, claims she's not a pervert! What do you all think?"

Su Xiao Xiao: "...... I use my eyes to see! Bai Hu Zi Daddy: "Gurararara! Let me join in too—I'll use my ears, and my Kenbunshoku."

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "I'll use the Society chat room!"

Shirai Kuroko: "......"

Yagami Taichi: "...... Um, aren't we drifting too far off topic? Weren't we discussing Xiao Zhi's battle?"

Kasuga Shizuko: "Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered what Shidake said about type advantages......"

Kasuga Shizuko: "I also thought Pikachu couldn't possibly beat Gyarados, right?"

Fallen Angel Twelve-Wing Black Cat Clan: "And then?"

Kasuga Shizuko: "And then...... I realize now how shallow my thinking was.

The Pikachu God isn't just any ordinary Pikachu."

My Little Sister Is Super Uncute: "My great Pikachu God has beaten every divine beast—even Arceus dares to take a direct Thunder strike.

Truly invincible! Beating Gyarados is a given."

My Little Sister Is Super Uncute: "That's why my great Pikachu God is also called the Bald Head Brother.

Pikachu God!"

Gabriel: "...... Don't think saying that fools me—I've already taken a screenshot."

My Little Sister Is Super Uncute: "...... Take the screenshot if you want. What's there to fear? A real man never shies from a challenge!"

Gabriel: "Then I'll send that screenshot to Xiao Zhi right away."