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Chapter 1508: Which Lucky Society Member Will Earn My President

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The Demon Sage: "Hinata of the Immortal Mountain! How do you have my photo? No! Why did my photo turn into a meme in your hands!"

Hinata of the Immortal Mountain: "Of course because! Bunko—I just casually asked her, and didn't expect her to give me a whole pile of your photos."

The Demon Sage: "That crow... I see."

Ba Yunzi fell into a brief silence, her gaze distant.

If it's that photographer who loves sneaking photos, having a large collection of her pictures is indeed normal.

Hinata of the Immortal Mountain: "Zi Ma! Don't get too angry."

"Think of it this way: Bunko took these photos—your popularity in the society has risen even further!"

Altair: "Yes! Yes!"

Miss Xia Shizi: "Zi Ma! You really are adorable."

"If you ignore your age!"

The Demon Sage: "!!!"

The Demon Sage: "Wait, wait... why are you calling me Zi Ma too? You don't even have the right to say that, Hinata of the Immortal Mountain! And Miss Xia Shizi!"

Hinata of the Immortal Mountain: "My deepest apologies! I've gotten used to it... if you're not convinced, come hit me!"

The Twelve-Winged Fallen Angel Black Cat Clan: "..."

The Symbol of Peace: "..."

Wei Bo: "..."

Xiao Zhi: "I just want to ask! What is going on here?"

Su Xiao Xiao: "Probably face-rolling the keyboard."

Gao Ban: "What the hell is face-rolling the keyboard? The society interface is inside your brain! How do you roll the keyboard?"

Shi Qi Kuang San: "Why is this happening?"

Su Xiao Xiao: "She probably got found by Zi Ma and got beaten up. This always happens! Stay calm."

Su Han's words carried more teasing than seriousness; though he didn't know exactly what was happening with Hinata of the Immortal Mountain, at worst she was just a little disheveled.

After all, society members cannot harm each other.

Ti Qie Hui Li: "Stay calm, my ass! Isn't this exactly the legend where I crawled through the internet to your house and beat you up?"

My Little Sister Is Not Cute: "... Too terrifying! From now on, I'll never dare say... 'You've got guts, come beat me through the internet!' The big shots in this society really can come through the internet and beat you."

Aisi Desi: "Before online harassment and death threats, tremble in fear."

Gao Ban: "... Hinata of the Immortal Mountain, that must've just been an accident. After all, she's already in the world of Gensokyo! We normal people don't need to worry, right?"

Gao Ban also grew anxious—he'd called Ba Yunzi Zi Ma plenty of times before—but after thinking carefully, he relaxed.

"Dare you cross dimensions to beat me!" Gao Ban: "Zi Ma! Zi Ma! Zi Ma! Zi!"

The Demon Sage: "..."

My Little Sister Is Not Cute: "It does seem that way! Hahaha, so no need to worry—keep doing whatever you want! Zi Ma! Zi Ma! I'll call you Zi Ma, so what? Come beat me!"

Nangong Na Yue: "..."

The society members' lowbrow cultivation base and death-seeking level.

Left Nangong Na Yue in awe.

Su Xiao Xiao: "One point of points is itching! Suddenly I feel like buying a Dimensional Travel Talisman."

"Which death-seeking genius will earn my president's favor?"

My Little Sister Is Not Cute: "!!!"

Gao Ban: "... Just a warning: if you offend other society members, as long as you don't do something stupid, there's no problem."

"But if you offend the president, who can freely travel between the worlds of all society members!"

Gao Ban: "Good luck to you."

My Little Sister Is Not Cute: "... Should be fine. I didn't target the president."

The Twelve-Winged Fallen Angel Black Cat Clan: "Exactly! So the president hasn't targeted you."

The Twelve-Winged Fallen Angel Black Cat Clan: "Also, one more thing—the president's iron fist is called the president's favor!"

My Little Sister Is Not Cute: "Sorry... the person you're trying to reach is currently in a no-signal zone! Please try again when they regain signal."

Mengqi Lage: "... No one seems to care whether you're online or not. No one's contacted you."

My Little Sister Is Not Cute: "... That really hurts."

Gao Ban didn't take it seriously—he was mostly just complaining.

Bai Hu Zi: "This time, I enjoyed every bite! It tastes many times better than the Shokugeki no Soma feast."

Qi Mu Nanxiong: "Indeed. Except for the coffee jelly, all the other dishes are delicious—beyond imagination."

Ti Qie Hui Li: "!!!"

Aisi Desi: "!!!"

Tony Is Not the Richest: "Holy shit... is it really that extreme?"

Wudao Dong Xiang: "... Could it be that Ram's cooking has reached the top tier of the Shokugeki no Soma world? Has she already hacked the system so fast?"

Ti Qie Hui Li: "... Impossible! I've evolved my Divine Tongue with points more than once, and spent countless hours training in the Time Chamber!"

Ti Qie Hui Li: "Yet even so, my cooking is only the best among the Ten Elite—I haven't reached world-class chef level yet."

Ti Qie Hui Li began to doubt her life.

..................... Ram's culinary talent is really that terrifying? Without cultivation or the extra time from the Time Chamber, her cooking still surpasses hers: "... It seems Miss Ti Qie Hui Li is deeply shaken."

Ti Qie Hui Li: "Deeply shaken? Simply put—my entire worldview has been shattered."

Only when you truly see your hard-earned achievements effortlessly surpassed by someone else can you understand what true despair means.

Su Xiao Xiao: "Stay calm. We already discussed this before."

It's only because of the ingredient enhancements on our side!"

Su Xiao Xiao: "Of course, we can't deny that Ram truly has extraordinary talent."

As a powerhouse! Her comprehension, memory, and perception all tower above yours."

These powers amplify talent to a degree you cannot imagine."

Ti Qie Hui Li: "...... I see!"

Seeing this, Ti Qie Hui Li finally let out a breath of relief.

Fourth Hokage: "According to the President's words...... every top powerhouse within the Guild...... if they wished, could quickly become a top chef."

Su Xiao Xiao: "Even if you say that, think carefully—who in the Guild would actually want to become a top chef? Marquis Wo Ban? Anyone dumb enough to say that to him would be killed by his Divine Right Wolves. As for Luo Hao, she'd be lucky not to burn down the kitchen."

I'll reluctantly believe Bai Hu can make barbecue.

You're asking him to enter the fine culinary arts...... five"

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