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Chapter 1512

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Hareno Yamaki Kaguya: "Forgive me for laughing out loud."

Ti Qie Hui Li: "Laugh too! A steel straight guy is just a straight guy with a steel body, hahaha! There's not a single flaw."

Ainz Ull Gown: "...... That...! Don't any of you care about The Familiar of Zero? I think The Familiar of Zero has twelve major plot holes."

Zero's Louise: "...... You guys, go discuss K-On!"

Don't pay attention to The Familiar of Zero!"

After stumbling through The Familiar of Zero, Louise felt as if her body had been drained.

Her eyes were vacant; she looked utterly broken.

There was nothing left worth loving—this society should just explode.

This is literally the blackest of black histories! The plot of The Familiar of Zero is simply explosive, when viewed from an outsider's perspective.

Even Louise, viewing it through the eyes of an audience, felt too ashamed to continue—after the first episode, she began questioning her entire life.

"I feel fine... Zero's Louise! She's barely a cute little girl."

"It's just... kind of tsundere!"

Hei Qi Yihu: "...... Actually, I want to ask—do you have some misunderstanding about tsundere?"

Hei Qi Yihu: "Louise! That's not tsundere at all—it's pure spoiled-brat behavior, taken to the extreme!"

"If any woman dared treat me like that! I'd beat her so badly even her mother wouldn't recognize her."

Gin Ichimaru: "Cai Gou! You died so tragically."

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute: "Other transmigrators, when they cross into another world, all get awesome titles—like Black-Cloaked Swordsman."

"Bone King! Supreme Lord of the Great Tomb! Only Cai Gou is called Cai Gou."

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "Cai Gou! You're so pitiful."

Xiao Tongtong: "What a pitiful transmigrator! His suffering rivals that of the cursed protagonist from Zero to Hero."

Su Xiao Xiao: "...... Not that bad! I feel like, dead then alive, alive then dead—it can't even be described as 'pitiful' anymore."

Su Xiao Xiao: "... Not too bad! I feel like I've died and come back to life, lived and died again—it can't even be summed up by the word 'terrible.'

Su Xiao Xiao: "And! The Familiar of Zero's summoning is already over! She's now a mage without a familiar."

Su Xiao Xiao: "And! The Zero Servant, Louis's summoning has ended! She now belongs to the no-familiar category.

Pure White Spirit Master: "......"

Zero's Louise: "......"

Zero's Louise: "......"

Su Xiao Xiao: "Speaking of tsundere, I can't help thinking of Railgun."

Bai Jing Heizi: "Hah! Tsundere? Sister-sama's behavior isn't tsundere—it's adorable tsundere."

Hei Qi Yihu: "...... So, is there a difference?"

Hei Qi Yihu: "Perhaps in the eyes of perverts, the world looks different."

Bai Jing Heizi: "Wait! President, why did you suddenly bring up adorable tsundere? Are you developing strange feelings for Sister-sama? You can't do this! Sister-sama belongs to me!"

Bai Jing Heizi: "It's over! The president is about to make a move on Sister-sama! Sister-sama won't be able to resist his sweet talk."

"Once she falls... I'll have no hope left."

"There's nothing left worth loving!"

The more Bai Jing Heizi thought, the more panicked she became; her teeth chattered, and she felt as if the heavens had collapsed.

Bai Jing Heizi: "I'll fight Hei Qi Yihu to the death! At the moment of my demise, I'll whisper Sister-sama's name—and wish her happiness."

"I hope that at that moment, Sister-sama will feel my boundless, ocean-deep love, abandon the president, and return to Blackie's arms... guruguruguru... Sister-sama... so wonderful."

I hope that at that moment, my elder sister will feel my deep, ocean-like love for her, and abandon the president to return to Blackie's arms, guruguruguru... Elder Sister... so wonderful.

"WTF! Blackie, you still deny you're a pervert? Your pervy aura doesn't even need to be filtered anymore—everyone in the society knows you're a pervert."

Fuck! Blackie, you still claim you're not a pervert—your perversion doesn't even need to be concealed anymore! Everyone in the Zhenggegong Society knows you're a pervert.

Xiao Zhizhi Shu: "Bai Jing Heizi, you're overthinking this again. Society members can't harm each other, right? Why are you imagining a deathbed scene?"

Bai Jing Heizi: "Art comes from reality! Doesn't this make it more tragic?"

Let the World Feel Pain: "Honestly, watching The Familiar of Zero, when I saw Zero's Louise using explosions for her first spells, I suddenly thought of someone."

Let the World Feel Pain: "To be honest! Watching Zero's Familiar, when I saw Zero's Louise start using nothing but explosion spells, I suddenly thought of someone."

Let the World Feel Pain: "Yes... him."

Tor Odinsson: "...... So who exactly is this man?"

Fourth Hokage: "Daidara."

Gin Ichimaru: "Art is... explosion!! Now that I think about it, it really does feel similar."

Zero's Louise: "...... Wait a minute! Daidara—who is he? Is he like me? Is he also a failure?"

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute: "No... Daidara has nothing to do with failures... That man is the top disciple of the Third Tsuchikage in the Naruto world—a genuine genius ninja."

My Sister Is Not Cute: "No... Diderak has nothing to do with the bottom of the class... That one is the top disciple of the Third Tsuchikage from the Naruto world! A genuine genius ninja.

Zero's Louise: "......"

Although Gao Ban realm didn't say a single word of contempt, she still felt deeply stabbed. Kurogami: "Talking about this, I suddenly remembered a crucial question."

Although Gao Ban never said a word of contempt toward her, she still felt a deep sting! Kaibakuri: "Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered a very crucial question."

Kurogami: "In The Familiar of Zero, to form a contract with your familiar... you must kiss your familiar!"

Kurogami: "If it were someone like Louise who summoned a human, that'd be fine... but I remember there are things in there that look like giant tongues, fire-spitting dinosaurs, giant-eyed monsters..."

Kurogami: "How the hell are you supposed to kiss those?! Won't that leave psychological trauma?!"

Xiao Zhi: "...... Creepy when you think about it."

Xiao Zhi: "...... When you think about it, it's terrifying!"

Miss Xia Shizi: "If it weren't Louise who summoned the poet, but another man... then, it would probably be a different story."

Xiao Zhi: "No need to say it... I imagined the scene, and I felt like my whole body was about to explode."

"My scalp went numb!"

Su Xiao Xiao: "..."

Su Han imagined the plot, and couldn't help but shiver.

Even he, at this moment, could not help but admire Miss Xia Shizi's boundless imagination.

You're truly amazing, amazing to the extreme.

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