Chapter 1757: Bai Hu Zi: This Old Man Hates Spoiler Dogs the Most
Zhang Sanfeng's face was blank with confusion—what did this have to do with him? He was just... an ordinary melon-eating bystander, yet now, out of nowhere, he'd been saddled with such a massive pot.
What if, because of this one sentence, he angered the president and got dragged into it too? What should he do? He really didn't want to enjoy the mute package.
Thinking of this, Zhang Sanfeng's gaze flickered slightly.
He made up his mind.
Daoist True Person Zhang Sanfeng: "...... Do I know you, Mr. Tony? You're creating a friend out of thin air."
Tony Is Not the Richest: "...... I keep getting the feeling that Old Man Zhang Sanfeng's style has completely reversed."
: "Creating a friend out of thin air...... is that even okay."
Fallen Angel Twelve-Wing Black Cat Clan: "Creating a friend out of thin air...... pfft hahaha, forgive me for having too low a laugh threshold! I just couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing."
Xiao Zhizhi Shu: "Laughing like a pig squealing?"
Fallen Angel Twelve-Wing Black Cat Clan: ""
Fallen Angel Twelve-Wing Black Cat Clan: "Xiao! Zhi! Zhi! Shu! I'm going to fight you to the death."
Asuna: "...... Seeing the guild as lively as ever! Then I can rest easy."
Su Xiao Xiao: "Erza."
"Schukarerto."
Su Xiao Xiao: "!!! Still not here?"
Makarov: "...... I've already roughly finished watching Fairy Tail! The timeline on our side should still be at the stage when Erza was young.
She should be in the period when she was enslaved by the Dark Guild."
Su Xiao Xiao: "...... Is the timeline really this early?"
Although he had already had his guesses before, now that it was truly confirmed, a trace of gravity still crossed Su Han's face.
Makarov: "I've already set off now! Although I haven't joined yet...... she will, in the future, be the Fairy Queen of my Fairy Tail!"
Makarov: "Everyone in the Fairy Tail guild is family.
I absolutely will not allow a future family member to suffer such humiliation and danger."
Makarov: "Please rest assured, President.
Nothing will go wrong on her end."
Su Xiao Xiao: "...... With those words from you! Then I can rest easy."
Tony Is Not the Richest: "...... So, what happened to the other new member who hasn't popped up yet? Can anyone explain it to me?"
Watching the exchange between Su Han and Makarov, Tony felt a bit conflicted.
I Am the Hou Jue: "If you're curious yourself! Wouldn't you know if you went and caught up on the show?"
I Am the Hou Jue: "Asking around freely inside the guild—what if someone answers you.
Wouldn't that count as a spoiler?"
Bai Hu Zi Old Man: "Exactly! What this old man hates the most is... spoiler dogs."
Bai Hu Zi Old Man: "If I see a spoiler...... then, this old man is willing to send him a full Quake-Quake Fruit package."
Tony Is Not the Richest: "!!!"
Symbol of Peace: "......"
Wei Bo: "Quake-Quake Fruit package... what is that?"
Homura: "What Old Man probably means is......... Voidquake! Vibration Wave! Dragon-shaped Vibration Wave and so on... absolute kills...... take turns, one round each."
Xiao Zhi: "......"
Kobayashi: "!!!"
Thinking of the combat power Bai Hu Zi had displayed in the past, Kobayashi couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
Kobayashi: "Who could possibly withstand that?"
Aisi Desi: "The one who wields Kyoka Suigetsu—Aizen, President my lord! Mr. Qi Mu Nanxiong! Mr. Yu Qiyu! All of them could withstand it."
Aisi Desi: "If we consider those evenly matched with him...... we can also count the old Hou Jue, Accelerator, and others."
Kobayashi: "...... It was just a meme, is there any need to discuss this so seriously with me?"
Su Xiao Xiao: "...... So, apart from Old Man Makarov, has no one else watched Fairy Tail?"
After a moment of silence, Su Han looked at the contents of the guild chat, and his expression became: extremely colorful.
How come these guys are completely different from the mania they showed when catching up on shows in the past? Did they take the wrong medicine, or is it because "Fairy Tail" doesn't suit their taste! Aizen Sousuke: "...... President! Don't forget...... not long after you released 'Fairy Tail,' that whole incident with Mr. Ainz's world happened."
Aizen Sousuke: "Under these circumstances, it would be normal not to have watched it, right?"
Bai Hu Zi Old Man: "Went to do the memory dungeon! A long one.
Should be enough to let this old man thoroughly enjoy himself."
I Am the Hou Jue: "...... Don't say the word 'enjoy.'"
I Am the Hou Jue: "The moment I hear those two words, I can't help but think of the next-door Mapo Priest."
Alucard: "Is your brain trembling?"
Bai Hu Zi Old Man: "...... Shut up.
Isn't that the catchphrase of the Archbishop of Sloth from the Re: Zero world? What does it have to do with the Mapo Priest?"
Alucard: "......"
Alucard fell into deep thought.
Seems like that's right. Su Xiao Xiao: "......"
Liu Mao Xing: "Nakiri Erina.
I've successfully made a glowing dish on my end!"
Liu Mao Xing: "Wait a moment, I'll send the glowing dish over to you right away."
Nakahira Erina: "Perfect timing! I've also finished preparing an aphrodisiac... ahem! A top-tier dish engraved with my own will.
Have a little taste test of it too!"
............. Liu Maoxing: "Thank you, big sister."
Su Xiao Xiao: "... Erina, are you planning to learn that kind of... unbelievably miraculous martial-arts cuisine from the Chinese Little Chef?"
Hei Qi Yihu: "I just imagined for a second what Nakahira Erina would look like unleashing top-tier martial arts... my scalp went numb! Feels like the art style just collapsed..."
Su Xiao Xiao: "... I don't think the art style collapsed! Don't forget, Erina has also eaten Gourmet Cells.
She can strengthen her own body by eating gourmet food!"
Su Xiao Xiao: "A body that's already powerful, paired with the special martial arts from Chinese Little Chef... that's actually a perfect fit, right?"
Su Xiao Xiao: "Hei Qi Yihu, Erina Nakahira's future potential combat power may not be inferior to yours."
Hei Qi Yihu: "..."
End of Chapter
