Chapter 2069
Kill Teacher: "You really do cut to the bone, Miss Xia Shizi."
Fourth Hokage: "I find it perfectly normal... My impression of Miss Xia Shizi has always been... sharp-tongued."
Bofengshui Sect was utterly calm.
Tony Is Not the Richest: "If it weren't for her sharp tongue, would Miss Xia Shizi even be Miss Xia Shizi? Tony Is Not the Richest: 'Doraemon.'"
By the way, can you get some unused but utterly unscientific gadgets from Doraemon and send me a red packet?"
Tony Is Not the Richest: "I can offer something in exchange! For example, I could pay for your lifetime supply of dorayaki."
I Am a Hou Jue: "Hmph... A lifetime supply of dorayaki? To exchange for those... unscientific gadgets? Are you joking?"
I Am a Hou Jue: "Or do you think Doraemon and Daisuke and Gray Wolf are that easy to fool?"
I Am a Hou Jue: "Doraemon and Daisuke and Gray Wolf are that easy to fool."
The old Hou Jue sneered, immediately stepping forward to undermine Tony.
Yet, he was genuinely awed by the variety of gadgets Doraemon had produced.
"Especially that... If Phone Booth!"
The old Hou Jue's eyes flickered as he murmured, "If you use the If Phone Booth to make a wish, then... it would absolutely come true—twisting the world! Twisting cause and effect!"
It's practically... a wish-granting Aladdin's lamp!"
After a brief silence, the old Hou Jue's expression darkened as he muttered.
"What nonsense—how could there be so many unscientific gadgets in the 21st century?"
"A century is just a hundred years later—if so many gadgets could appear within a hundred years, then what meaning does the existence of the Unsubdued Gods and the Godslayers hold?"
If the If Phone Booth truly existed, then all you'd need to say is: 'If there were no Unsubdued Gods and no Godslayers,' and likely every god and every Godslayer would vanish—because it's a causal law weapon capable of transforming a scientific society into a magical one with a single phrase."
If the technology of a hundred years from now could achieve this, then would there even be room left for the Unsubdued Gods or the Godslayers? "... I have no resistance to causal laws! And the President... last time, he did... enhance his resistance to causal laws."
The old Hou Jue's gaze grew as dark and wolflike as ever; he made his decision: "... Looks like I need to accelerate my training."
"Faster! I must grow stronger faster!"
Gray Wolf: "!!!"
Gray Wolf was stunned.
Doraemon: "...... That...! Mr. Tony, let me say one thing to Doraemon."
Doraemon: "But he probably won't agree—he's stingy... and he controls his gadgets tightly."
Doraemon, though tempted, did not make any grand promises.
Ze Tian Gang Ji: "... No! I control my gadgets tightly—not a matter of stinginess."
"It's a matter of responsibility!"
Bai Jing Heizi: "You're absolutely right. If many of Doraemon's gadgets were to leak out and fall into the hands of malicious people..."
"They could trigger a global catastrophe."
Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "... I think you're overthinking it. Earth's destruction doesn't fit the overall light-hearted tone of Doraemon's main series... though it might appear in a movie! But even then, Doraemon always resolves it in the end."
Wugeng Liuli offered a different opinion.
Nyaiko: "You're absolutely right."
Xiao Zhizhi Shu: "Actually... I'm still torn! Are Doraemon's gadgets even explainable by science? This... this is even blacker than Lala's!"
Princess Lala: "My technology isn't... black tech! All of it has scientific grounding."
Upon hearing Xiao Zhizhi Shu's doubt, Princess Lala's cheeks instantly puffed up in anger.
Tony Is Not the Richest: "... I support Lala on this! I've studied many of her world's gadgets."
"They're extremely black—but still internally logical."
Tony Is Not the Richest: "But Doraemon's world—by the 21st century—had already developed the If Phone Booth..."
"I still can't make sense of it."
"And yet! Doraemon is just a nanny robot."
"And yet he has all these gadgets!"
Tony Is Not the Richest: "I can't even imagine how terrifying the war-type robots must be! They'd probably wipe out the world effortlessly, one by one."
Luo Hao Sect Master: "Indeed..."
Akado: "Humans... are terrifying."
Hourei-san: "... Humans are truly frightening..."
Monster Sage: "Shivering, too afraid to speak."
Su Xiao Xiao: "Alright... let's end this discussion. Though Doraemon's technology is beyond imagination..."
"But such utterly illogical weapons involving causal laws—wouldn't they be restricted in other worlds? Perhaps they'd require points to use."
Su Xiao Xiao: "So you don't need to overthink it."
Hourei-san: "!!!"
Kogoro Mori: "... That makes sense. It does sound logically consistent."
Su Xiao Xiao: "Who knows? If you really can borrow Doraemon's tech, why not try it yourself?"
Hong Mao: "......"
Watching the guild chat, Hong Mao's emotions were utterly tangled; his fists clenched tightly.
He had reviewed the memory copy—he knew Heixinhu was coming soon.
He would kill the Lightning Qilin... and in the end, though the Lightning Qilin survived, his father, White Cat, would die.
This was something Hong Mao could never accept.
This helplessness surpassed even his disbelief at seeing his own future in the guild.
Tu Shan Hong Hong: "Young Master Hong Mao... I've also finished watching Hong Mao and Lan Tu: The Seven Heroes. What are you planning to do next?"
After finishing the Huaxia-style Hong Mao Lan 2.
3 Tu Qi Xia Zhuan, Tu Shan Hong Hong became interested in that world.
After all, an animalized jianghu—no matter how you look at it, sounds quite interesting.
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