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Chapter 220: Tony: Dog Marquis, Today I Rise in Rebellion

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The next morning.

When Su Han opened his eyes, he found only a faint lingering fragrance beside him, and no one there.

"Sister, sister, the master still seems to be searching for someone's figure."

"Lei Muleimu, it's time for breakfast now! Go wake up the master quickly."

Su Han's lips twitched several times, then rolled over and propped himself up, staring at the two maids in maid uniforms standing beside his bed.

Rubbing his temples with a slight headache, Su Han looked at Ram: "So what exactly were you doing this early in the morning... And you, Lei Muleimu, why are you adding to the chaos?"

If Su Han hadn't been confident in his own memory, and if his Observation Haki hadn't truly detected what Lei Muleimu had done outside the door yesterday...

He might have almost suspected he'd really had a dream about romance.

"As a maid, serving the master's morning ablutions and preparing breakfast is a sacred duty! Under any circumstances, this will never change."

Ram's voice was crisp, her gaze fixed on Su Han's face with solemn seriousness: "So please, master, rise quickly... and wash up."

Su Han stared at Ram's face, seeing in her eyes that... seriousness.

When he realized she spoke with no hidden meaning whatsoever—merely fulfilling her duty as a maid—he fell silent.

After a long while, Su Han suddenly let out a quiet laugh: "Alright then... No wonder you're the perfect maid."

By the way, Ram, what's for breakfast today?"

After a moment's thought, Ram said softly: "It's the Crystal Noble Tart the master specially prepared for us last time! I tried my hardest, but I could only replicate its appearance."

As she spoke, a hint of shame appeared on Ram's face.

"I'm truly sorry—the most essential part of last time's Crystal Tart, the feeling of happiness and warmth it gave others—I couldn't reproduce it."

Su Han instantly transformed into a bolt of lightning with a sharp crackle.

When he landed on the ground, his clothes were already neatly arranged.

This demonstrated his ultimate control over the Thunder-Thunder Fruit.

Since obtaining the Authority of Storm and Thunder, Su Han had noticed his mastery over the Thunder-Thunder Fruit was further improving.

"The Crystal Tart from last time... was a special case! It's perfectly normal you couldn't make it."

Su Han paused slightly, then sighed: "Or rather, if you had made it, I'd find it strange."

For Ram from the Zero World to recreate a specialty dish from the Food Wars world—just thinking about it makes the worldviews incompatible.

Not being able to make it is normal; being able to make it would be terrifying.

Seeing Ram still looked troubled, Su Han stepped forward, gently patted her cheeks with both hands, then pinched her cheeks and lifted them slightly upward.

"Wait a moment—I'll go see if I can get you a recipe or something."

Don't dwell on this anymore, alright, my dear maid?"

Ram's eyes instantly brightened, revealing a radiant, sunlit smile.

"Master, you're the best."

"So, sister and master, exactly when are you two going to eat?"

Lei Muleimu stared blankly at the two of them, suddenly feeling she'd eaten far too much dog food.

Su Han tasted the Crystal Tart Ram had specially prepared.

In the end, he concluded that, purely in terms of flavor, it was no worse than the cuisine made by Ti Qie Hui Li.

This fully proved that Ram's culinary skills were truly extraordinary.

The only flaw was that the Crystal Tart lacked something crucial compared to the one Ti Qie Hui Li had made that day.

That was the taste of happiness and warmth.

Food from the Food Wars world, like ordinary things, lets one easily perceive the chef's emotions embedded in the dish.

It's an extremely unscientific thing, just like Hua Xiaodang's glowing dishes.

Su Han and Ram once again fed Lei Muleimu... plenty of dog food, then returned to their room and closed their eyes again.

Su Xiao Xiao: "Ti Qie Hui Li."

After tasting your cuisine yesterday, my little maid suddenly wanted to make such delicious food too."

But compared to yours, it always lacks the most essential part."

Ti Qie Hui Li: "!!!"

Ti Qie Hui Li: "So, does the Society President mean..."

The longer one stays in this Society, the more one senses its impossibility.

And regarding this mysterious Society's President, Ti Qie Hui Li had always held a reverent attitude.

Su Xiao Xiao: "Could you put your culinary skill into a red envelope and send it to me? Of course, I won't take it for free—I'll give you a top-grade ingredient."

Su Xiao Xiao: "I'll give you five catties of Luo Shehuang meat!"

Although Su Han had once asked Ram to cook the Luo Shehuang...

But the Luo Shehuang's body was simply enormous.

After cooking, there was still a great deal left over, so Su Han had re-stored it in his system.

The system's storage function was even stronger than a refrigerator.

Whatever you put in comes out exactly the same.

As if time had stopped the moment it was stored.

Su Xiao Xiao: "Young Lady, you may not fully grasp the power of Luo Shehuang. Simply put... Luo Shehuang is on the same level as Bai Hu Zi and Marquis Wo Ban."

You can imagine how precious this meat is."

Luo Shehuang is a Grandmaster-level existence.

Bai Hu Zi and Marquis Wo Ban are about the same—though if they truly fought, they could easily beat Luo Shehuang at his peak into the ground.

But saying they're of the same class? Absolutely fine.

Ti Qie Hui Li: "!!!"

Fuck! Is the head of this Gonghuide Society really this brutal? Though I already knew the head of a Gonghuide Society couldn't be this simple.

But one move, and it's... snake meat from the same rank as the Luo Shehuang, a giant of the Gonghuide Society.

Terrifying! Terrifying! Come be my son: "......"

What the hell? Why did I wake up and become a unit for measuring combat power—and worse, a food's combat power? I, Bai Hu, a legendary figure in the Pirate King world, have sunk to this level! I am a Hou Jue: "......"

Fuck, if you weren't the head, even if you were Tony Stark, I wouldn't forgive you this time.

I will definitely spend 100 points to smuggle myself into your world and smash your dog's head to pieces.

............ Tony isn't the richest: "Hahaha! What a cheerful sight first thing in the morning."

"I'm dying laughing."

I am a Hou Jue: "...... Tony Stark!"

Tony isn't the richest: "Dog Hou Jue! Today I rise in rebellion! I've had enough of you."

I am a Hou Jue: ""

Marquis de Vauban was stunned—had he heard correctly? The term "Dog Hou Jue" had just been spoken.

Tony isn't the richest: "Now I'm not afraid of you."

Yesterday I bought the highest-grade batch of games on the market and sent them to Master Yu Qiyu! Now I'm under Master Yu Qiyu's protection."

"Hahaha."

: "......"

I am a Hou Jue: "......"

I am a Hou Jue: "So you plan to bring Yu Qiyu along when I come after you?"

Tony isn't the richest: "Of course! Master Yu Qiyu effortlessly crushes you."

I am a Hou Jue: "Mr. Stark, have you forgotten something?"

Tony isn't the richest: "Huh? What's that?"

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