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Chapter 2220

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I Am the Superhero Shazam: "Hey! Brothers, I just finished watching Shazam! 693."

"I ask! Have any of you seen it?"

I Am the Superhero Shazam: "Do you not all feel that... that... superhero is incomparably handsome?"

Xiao Zhi: "......"

Shi Qi Kuang San: "......"

Penglai Mountain Kaguya: "......"

Ti Qie Hui Li: "I just finished watching Avengers: Endgame and my feelings are complicated."

"While excited, I also felt a bit sad...... But! After seeing Shazam, I suddenly burst out laughing."

Wudao Dong Xiang: "...... What a coincidence! I felt the same way."

Ainz Ooal Gown: "That terrifying Shazam...... He is a born comedian."

I Am the Superhero Shazam: "Hey, hey, hey! Saying things like that is going too far."

Ainz Ooal Gown: "Speaking of which! Shazam is said to possess the power of six gods."

Ainz Ooal Gown: "And the power of the six gods consists of...... the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, the stamina of Atlas, the divine might of Zeus to manipulate lightning, the courage of Achilles making one invulnerable to blade and spear, and the speed of Mercury."

Fei Shu thought about Shazam's performance in the movie, and his expression instantly became extraordinarily brilliant.

Ainz Ooal Gown: "..."

: "It must be said, this should be the most vicious slander Solomon has ever suffered."

"Dr. Roman."

Oda Nobuna: "I have gained a completely new understanding of... the wisdom of Solomon."

Gudako: "...... This is truly terrifying."

Dr. Roman: "...... So, I've been corpse-fied again?"

Dr. Roman looked at the cake in his hand.

In a fit of anger, he took two more fierce bites.

"What does it matter if they both bear the name of Solomon? Are Solomons from different worlds the same thing?" Su Xiao Xiao said, "Making such associations is quite normal...... Roman, think about the wisdom Shazam displayed throughout the entire movie."

"Did he exhibit what Solomon should have?"

Hei Qi Yihu: "If the wisdom of Solomon were like this, Israel would have gone extinct long ago."

"To climb to the peak of an era? That's probably only possible in a dream."

Dr. Roman: "What you said makes so much sense; I actually cannot refute it."

Xiao Zhizhi Shu: "Solomon is hailed as having god-given wisdom! If his wisdom is just of this caliber...... I might have to doubt! God's IQ."

I Am the Superhero Shazam: ""

I Am the Superhero Shazam: "Wow! Is it this cruel? I actually think I did pretty well......"

Batman: "Indeed, quite good."

I Am the Superhero Shazam: "Right, right!"

Seeing Batman agree with him, Shazam's eyes instantly lit up, appearing extremely excited.

Batman: "Yes...... From the perspective of a middle school student! You did well."

"At least you had quite a bit of fun, right?"

I Am the Superhero Shazam: ""

The smile on Shazam's face gradually stiffened.

Ke La Ke Ken: "Alright! Batman."

"Don't discourage him so much! Cultivate him properly."

"He could become the pillar of the Justice League!"

I Am the Superhero Shazam: "...... Super! Superman! So Superman really appeared? Not only is there Batman, but there's also Superman?"

I Am the Superhero Shazam: "Oh...... my god! My scalp is tingling."

"Mr. Superman! My roommate is your loyal fan!"

Ke La Ke Ken: "...... I know! After all, at the end of the Memory Instance."

"I seemed to make an appearance! That counts as a not-so-small easter egg; seeing that scene, my heart was still a bit complicated and delighted."

Xiao Zhizhi Shu: "Regardless...."

"From any angle...... Shazam has too many points to roast! The previous mage Shazam, selecting an heir."

"Was looking for... a pure heart! But...... the heir he selected,"

Gao Ban: "I strongly suspect! It's because that... villain stole the previous Shazam's magic orb that could probe people's hearts."

Gao Ban: "Precisely because of this, the previous Shazam had no way to peer into the current Shazam's heart! Naturally, he felt he was a pure person."

"He passed on the power of Shazam to him! Ridiculous."

""

Mengqi Lage: "Reasonable and logical, convincing."

Nyaruko: "I suddenly feel I can understand the feelings of that... villain...... Who could endure this?"

Nyaruko: "If it were me, I would also take revenge on society."

"And it would be a hysterical revenge! It would be better if this world were completely destroyed."

Ti Qie Hui Li: "...... Terrifying! Isn't it simply because you are a great evil god? If a normal person encounters injustice, they might seek revenge! But they would absolutely not go so far as to destroy the world, right?"

Nyaruko: "Eh! Don't humans do this?"

Nyaruko expressed that she was very surprised.

Ti Qie Hui Li: "...... Apologize properly to humanity! Do you have some misunderstanding about humans? Not everyone is a super villain or a super criminal!!!"

Kill Teacher: "... Shouldn't you all be paying attention to what the president said about Shazam and Ke La Ke being fifty-fifty?"

Kill Teacher: "I watched Lei Ting Shazam over and over! I just couldn't see in what way Shazam could even be mentioned in the same breath as Ke La Ke."

Kill Teacher: "Ke La Ke is a terrifying existence who, even while shouldering the suppression of kryptonite, could still carry an entire kryptonite continent flying up and send it all the way to outer space."

"Compared to Ke La Ke... Shazam, whether in combat power! Or in terms of will... falls far too short."

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