Chapter 2354: ?I Am a Little Monster, and One Day I Will Be Killed by the Righteous Ultraman

Bai Hu Zi old man: "This old man will lead the charge in welcoming the new member's arrival! Gula lala la."

: "I'll also welcome them a little bit!"

Gao Ban: "Newbie,! Please report your three measurements and send your photo! Give your true identity.

If you're a male member, please leave the group on your own accord!"

Akuya: "Eh!! So the guild actually has a leave-group function?"

Akuya: "Why can't I find it?"

Miss Xia Shizi: "......"

Ke La Ke Ken: "......"

Xiao Zhizhi Shu: "...... So you actually really did think about leaving the group, huh!"

Xiao Zhizhi Shu was shocked.

Is it that this guild's group of silly friends isn't fun anymore! Or that the guild's memory dungeons aren't good to watch anymore — why on earth would you have this kind of unthinking idea Akuya: "...... I was just looking for it! I didn't expect I'd really leave the group."

Nayako: "...... I know! If you really found it,

you'd definitely be thinking...... well, just tap it once and then...... and then there'd be no then!"

Kill Teacher: "...... Reasonable and logical! Tight logic."

Sakata Gintoki: "Ga ga ga ga...... Akuya, are you trying to laugh me to death! And then have 320 inherit my Lake Tōya?"

Akuya: "!!!! Wah! You bunch of big meanies."

Daoist True Person Zhang Sanfeng: "...... Actually I've always been curious! Just how many Lake Tōyas does Sakata Gintoki have?"

Zhang Sanfeng fell into deep thought, saying Lake Tōya is a famous sword, right? In Gintama, Lake Tōya breaks every now and then.

But if Lake Tōya is just an ordinary sword, in Sakata Gintoki's hands it can achieve the great feat of slicing through a spaceship.

Sakata Gintoki: "However many you think there are, that's how many there are! And, they're all genuine.

Profound and unfathomable.

"

Hijikata Jūshirō: "Simply put...... the Lake Tōya in Sakata Gintoki's hand is... an ordinary wooden sword! You could wholesale a pile of them any old time.

Covers his forehead.

"

Sakata Gintoki: "......"

Sakata Gintoki: "Hey hey, isn't that going a bit too far with that kind of talk! At first I was even planning to see if I could fool the people in the guild! And then have them take out some valuable things to trade with me for Lake Tōya."

Sakata Gintoki: "Why did I join the guild! Gintoki still has to worry about finances.

This isn't the life I imagined at all! Gintoki also wants to live the happy life of a rich person, ah.

Burst into tears with a wail.

"

Kayaba Akihiko: "Clearly I have...... cough cough! Wrong wrong, I'm not a White-Studies scholar.

Please show mercy, guild members."

Phantom Thief Kid: "To the one upstairs! I suspect you have close ties with the White-Studies organization.

Otherwise, you couldn't possibly be so practiced at it! If you want to prove your innocence, come with us."

: "Once you come with us, you'll never get out again.

"

Hei Qi Yihu: "Beware of confession under duress."

I Am a Little Monster: "...... Here! Where is this?"

Krul: "...... Speaking of monsters! Madoka.

Tiga Ultraman! It's your turn to come out."

Madoka: "...... No way! Don't tell me even monsters from the Ultraman universe can join the guild."

Suddenly realizing something, Madoka felt a chill run down his spine.

Oh god, what if a monster joins first! Then what should we do, and if in the future this monster wants to destroy the Earth, then what should we do — you have to know, guild members can't hurt each other, so does that mean he'd have to transform into Tiga, and then in some city do an awkward dance with the other monster? Just imagining that scene, Madoka felt his brain trembling.

Tony Isn't the Richest: "I Am a Little Monster.

Why did you pick that name...... you really aren't a monster, are you?"

I Am a Little Monster: "...... Because! I am a little monster, and one day I'll be killed by the righteous Ultraman."

Let the World Feel Pain: "......"

Wudao Dong Xiang: "Although I still don't know exactly what's going on...... but that line! Suddenly made me recall the ghouls of the past."