Chapter 272
Tony Isn't the Richest: "Damn it! I'd pay a hundred million dollars for a photo of the old Hou Jue in heat."
I Am the Hou Jue: "Shi Da Ke first."
Are you floating again?"
I Am the Hou Jue: "Should I come to your world, feed you a pound of aphrodisiac, then toss you into the pigsty?"
Tony Isn't the Richest: "Sorry... my apologies, I disturbed you."
Xiao Tongtong: "Daily face-slapping +1."
"Seeing Mr. Stark get his daily face-slapping."
Suddenly felt better.
No wonder I always felt something was missing from life.
One-Way Passage: "Feeling better, feeling better! A blessing for OCD."
Tony Isn't the Richest: ""
Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "By the way, eating is like taking aphrodisiacs."
From this perspective, the world where Miss Huirina resides is truly a terrifying world."
Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Archaeology: "......"
Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Archaeology: "Su Xiao Xiao."
Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Archaeology: "I previously discussed with Chief Black, and the official side's thought is."
Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Archaeology: "We can agree to your proposal."
Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Archaeology: "But right now, we only have five 55 talismans in hand."
You're asking me to give twelve? I simply can't."
Su Han frowned, pondered for a moment, then exhaled in relief.
Su Xiao Xiao: "As long as you're willing to give, that's fine."
"As for other issues, no need to worry too much—I'm no demon! I won't deliberately make things hard for you."
"Ding! President Su Xiao Xiao uploaded an ultra-large memory copy: 'Jackie Chan's Adventures'."
Su Xiao Xiao: "Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Archaeology."
Here's your memory copy! The rest is all up to you now."
Su Xiao Xiao: "Once you've collected all twelve talismans, then trade with me."
I'll exchange three Devil Fruits for them."
Su Han didn't say what would happen if Jackie Chan collected the talismans but refused to trade."
On one hand, he trusted Uncle Long's character."
Perhaps Uncle Long is cautious and won't act rashly before making up his mind."
But once he gives his word, he will never break his promise."
On the other hand, Su Han trusted his own power."
Su Han was certain."
Even if he did break it, it would surely be due to the United States' actions."
If the United States truly dared to do such a thing, Su Han wouldn't mind giving them a lesson."
Su Han's current power, with no equal force to restrain it, could likely destroy the United States—a world-top superpower—single-handedly."
After all, he already possesses nuclear-level destructive power, and more importantly, he has his own will, with speed and mobility far surpassing that of a nuclear bomb."
Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Archaeology: "...... Alright, since the President said so."
Bai Jing Heizi: "'Jackie Chan's Adventures' downloaded! Talismans taste good."
Miss Xia Shizi: "'Jackie Chan's Adventures' downloaded! Xiao Yu is adorable."
One-Way Passage: "Though I don't know what talismans are, if the President has been thinking about them this long, they must be something great."
Be My Son: "First, watch 'Food Wars!' and 'The Making of a Typical Girl' to warm up your appetite! Then watch 'Jackie Chan's Adventures' later."
Be My Son: "Naruto, One Piece, Bleach—too many action anime."
I want to watch slice-of-life to balance my appetite."
I'm Not Bald: "Amazing! I haven't even caught up on the previous ones, and now so many new anime have appeared... What a wonderfully overwhelming problem."
"Teacher! Finish off your opponent first, then continue watching anime and chatting with Shuigong."
"Watching you brag in the society, then seeing you get beaten senseless by a weirdo outside—it's psychologically crushing."
I feel that weirdo probably has the power to destroy the world."
Picture"
Sent a picture: Yu Qiyu was being brutally pummeled midair at incredible speed, like a ping-pong ball, by a Dragon-Class monster."
In the photo, Yu Qiyu's face was expressionless, as if stunned by the beating."
But seeing Yu Qiyu in the Shuigong Society, everyone fell silent."
Teacher Yu Qiyu isn't stunned—he's probably watching an anime."
Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "Watching anime during battle! Incredible, incredible."
This must be what true strength looks like."
I'm Not Bald: "Well... I'm just an ordinary hero, nothing special."
Symbol of Peace: "......"
Ou Er Mai Te said he had something to say."
My Sister Is Not Cute: "In this society, I only respect two people."
One is the appointed, powerless President."
There's another one... it's... the newly joined, utterly ordinary Teacher Yu Qiyu.
Ti Qie Hui Li: "It's possible—this is the burden of being invincible."
Yi Fang Tong Xing: "So I've always had a question."
Yi Fang Tong Xing: "Teacher Yu Qiyu can land a serious punch and kill a god-level monster—but can't swat a mosquito to death?"
Fourth Hokage: "What Yi Fang said is exactly what I've always wondered! Why can Teacher Yu Qiyu kill a god-level monster capable of destroying the world with one punch, yet fail to kill a tiny mosquito? Could it be... that mosquitoes are truly terrifying?"
Su Han nodded upon seeing this; from any angle, it seemed deeply perplexing.
Could it be that the mosquito was granted immortality? It is the only terrifying being to have ever survived a strike from Teacher Yu Qiyu.
Yu Qiyu himself found the members' confusion within the Duigong Society equally baffling.
I Am Not Bald: "Isn't this perfectly natural?"
I Am Not Bald: "How could a human possibly swat a mosquito to death?"
I Am Not Bald: "But for a hero to defeat a monster with one punch—isn't that only natural?"
Xiao
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