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Chapter 2793: My Online Wife Can

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Su Han's eyelid twitched—Yuki Ako, the female lead from "My Online Wife Can't Be a Girl"?! Su Han truly never guessed Ako would be a new member... The reason was very simple: he had been misled by her name too.

He wondered inwardly: what kind of transcendent world had joined the Society, one capable of manifesting fantasy into reality?

"... Now that I think about it—unexpected, yet perfectly logical."

Su Han murmured.

His fingers lightly tapped the table.

Yuki Ako couldn't tell the difference between online and offline.

But precisely because of that, her acceptance of the Society far exceeded that of ordinary people.

Su Han sighed softly and posted in the Society.

Su Xiao Xiao: "Everyone, you're all wrong... Yuki Ako is actually just an ordinary world person."

Gao Ban realm: "..."

I Am the Hou Jue: "..."

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "Furrowed his brows slightly, sensing this wasn't so simple."

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Wudao Dong Xiang: "Could the one who joined the Society be a chuunibyou patient like Takanashi Rikka?"

Wudao Dong Xiang made her guess.

Takanashi Rikka: "!!!!"

Takanashi Rikka: "Kuku! I am not some chuunibyou at all. If you dare say such a thing again, don't blame me for unleashing the True Evil Eye to punish you."

Let the World Feel Pain: "..."

True Person Zhang Sanfeng: "..."

Xiao Zhizhi Shu: "Why... why can little black cat leave chuunibyou so quickly, while Takanashi Rikka... I feel she's only going deeper down the chuunibyou path."

Xiao Zhizhi Shu: "Why... can that little black cat walk out of chuunibyou 2 so quickly! But Takanashi Rikka... I feel like she's going further and further down the chuunibyou path."

Ti Qie Hui Li: "Hougen Kyoushin says he has something to say."

Sakata Gintoki: "Exactly! When talking about chuunibyou, how could you ignore Hougen Kyoushin!"

Hei Qi Yihu: "Steins; Gate warning."

Sha Laoshi: "I have zero interest in chuunibyou or Steins; Gate right now. I just want to watch the memory copy!"

Maochang Jingyan: "Oh, the starving Sha Laoshi... President, won't you feed him already?"

Sha Laoshi: "!!!! Hey hey hey! What do you mean 'starving'? And what's this 'feeding' nonsense? Your analogy is terrible!"

Fourth Hokage: "Cough cough... That's not the point! The point is the memory copy."

Bofengshui Sect emphasized this.

Let the World Feel Pain: "This... the President said it was a slice-of-life anime, and I got curious—how could a slice-of-life world possibly have fantasy manifesting into reality?"

Koro-sensei: "!!!! Hey hey hey! What do you mean by 'waiting with mouths agape to be fed' and what is 'tossing food' — your metaphor is way too terrible!"

So, you all misunderstood... Su Han sighed helplessly, then shifted his thoughts—and suddenly, a crisp sound rang out.

"Ding! Guild President Su Xiao Xiao uploaded a medium-level memory copy: 'My Online Wife Can't Be a Girl.'"

Let the World Feel Pain: "This is... the president said earlier it was a slice-of-life show, I'm a bit curious! How could a slice-of-life world possibly have an operation that turns fantasy into reality?" Su Xiao Xiao: "..."

So, you guys are still misunderstanding after all... Su Han sighed helplessly, then with a shift of his thoughts, a crisp sound suddenly rang out.

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "Online wife can't be a girl—shocking!"

Asuna: "Seeing this, I suddenly remembered... when Mr. Maochang Jingyan had many players log into the game, and then disabled avatar customization... many women ended up becoming men."

Hei Qi Yihu: "Scruffy man warning."

Yuan Dagu: "I'd like to ask about the psychological trauma of netizens who were preparing to date..."

I Am the Hou Jue: "Old man... your antics have given me a scalp-tingling shock!"

Miss Xia Shizi: "... Is the old Hou Jue also someone who once looked for a girlfriend online?"

I Am the Hou Jue: ""

I Am the Hou Jue: "When did I ever do such a thing? How dare you slander my reputation without cause!"

The old Hou Jue's eyelid twitched—what did that have to do with him?

Asuna: "I must say—I've developed an intense interest in this memory copy."

Asuna: "I'll watch first!"

Hei Qi Yihu: "I'll watch first too!"

Hei Qi Yihu naturally played games; though he'd never sought a wife online, he'd heard enough about gender-bent accounts... Naturally, this kind of memory copy drew his attention.

Su Han watched as the members in the Society gradually fell silent, and he shifted his focus away from the Guild.

Just as he wondered whether he should go to the Guild's anime archive and catch up on the new season... Ram came to call him for dinner.

And halfway through dinner, a brilliant flash suddenly erupted.

Then, Wugeng Liuli's figure appeared out of thin air in the dining hall.

"Finally finished the task! The water in 02's world is deeper than I thought!"

Wugeng Liuli sighed heavily, but then her eyes caught the table, piled high with dishes—her gaze instantly brightened. "... Ram's cooking? What perfect timing?"

Wugeng Liuli lunged toward the table.

"... Go wash your hands first!"

"Finally finished the mission! That Young Lady's world — the waters really run deep!"

Wugeng Liuli let out a long sigh, but then she caught sight of the spread of dishes gleaming on the table, and her eyes lit up in an instant. "... Ram's delicious cooking! What perfect timing!"

Wugeng Liuli lunged toward the table.

"... Go wash your hands first!"

Ram's palm lightly clapped, and a ring of fire suddenly rose into the air. This flame, as if devoid of heat, solidified into a physical form and blocked itself in front of Wugeng Liuli.

"Alright, alright! I got it."

Wugeng Liuli puffed out her cheeks, then her feet landed on the ground.

Although she was a little sullen, in the end she said nothing. After washing her hands, she finally took her seat at the dinner table.

Ram split off a shadow clone and went to prepare an extra portion of dishes.

"Actually! You should have @-ed us in the group chat an hour before you came back."

Lei Mu said softly.

"At the time I hadn't expected that killing those... guys who had completely lost their humanity! And driving all the Dragons within a certain range out of the country! Then helping those kids build a city-sized oasis on Earth suitable for them to survive... and finally creating a large number of youkai to protect and feed them! That would count as completing the mission."

Wugeng Liuli spoke while eating.

Her voice was a little muffled and unclear.

"... I think! That's not simple at all."

The corner of Ram's mouth twitched slightly.

Sekatomi and Kurohitomi, on the other hand, were off to the side gnawing on their rice while staring blankly at the exchange between the others.

Looking like they couldn't understand what everyone was saying, but it seemed very impressive.

Su Han, on the other hand, rarely spoke at the table.

He mostly just listened to Wugeng Liuli's account of this experience.

In this atmosphere, before anyone noticed, the meal was already finished.

Su Han returned to his own room. He lay on the bed, thought for a moment, then directly entered the Rulegong Society chat room.

Xiao

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