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Chapter 3025

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"Ding! The leader of Feicui Palace has joined the Hyper-Dimensional Society."

Maachou Akane: "Another new member? Joining is terrifying! It's been a while since I saw a new member join."

"Welcome, welcome!"

Hui Yuanai: "Welcome to the Society, two new members!"

Shi Qi Kuang San: "Ara ara, then I'll welcome the new members too... but the second new member, well, seems like someone from a martial arts world... but the first new member's name is rather strange!"

Shi Qi Kuang San slightly narrowed her eyes.

Ke La Ke Ken: "...... Panda Ah Bao!"

Ke La Ke pondered for a moment, then suddenly realized something, his expression changing slightly as he spoke quickly.

Ke La Ke Ken: "Wait... is Panda the one from the ancient Eastern country... the panda?"

Sha Laoshi: "Hss... so even the panda from the ancient Eastern country has joined the Society?"

Sha Laoshi: "I love pandas too! In my free time, I often go to Sichuan in the ancient Eastern country to pet pandas! Stroke their heads."

"

Ze Tian Gang Ji: "...... I also really want to pet a panda......"

Ze Tian Gang Ji looked at Sha Laoshi's message, his face contorting with envy.

He couldn't help but post a message.

Ze Tian Gang Ji: "Damn it, does speed really let you do whatever you want?"

Su Xiao Xiao: "Sorry..! Speed really does let you do whatever you want!"

Su Han perfectly picked up the joke, then stared at the new member's name and fell into deep thought.

"Panda Ah Bao... this must be the main character of Kung Fu Panda."

Su Han wasn't surprised that Kung Fu Panda had joined... even Hong Mao and SpongeBob had joined the Society; for Panda Ah Bao to join is routine... but this 'Leader of Feicui Palace'!"

Su Han's lips suddenly twitched. Combining 'Leader of Feicui Palace' with 'Panda Ah Bao,' he suddenly had a guess: "Could this be Panda Ah Bao's raccoon master? If so... that's quite a coincidence!"

Panda Ah Bao: "Oh oh oh... what's this interface suddenly appearing in my mind?"

Panda Ah Bao: "Could it be... I've encountered some legendary opportunity? You are... Grand Masters of Wu Lin? Then! Just like those legendary martial arts tales, I accept your guidance! And become a Wu Lin hero, upholding justice!"

Panda Ah Bao was extremely excited.

He had always dreamed of being a hero, but due to his environment and family circumstances, he could only fantasize.

And upon realizing he'd encountered something abnormal, his first reaction wasn't fear—but delight.

Because he longed desperately to escape his utterly unchanged life as a chef.

Wolverine: "This..."

Hei Shen Mu Long: "For a moment, I don't even know where to start criticizing... there are just too many elements!"

Natsume: "I don't care about elements... I care about this! What does a panda have to do with a Wu Lin hero?" He fell into thought.

"

Gudazǐ: "Maybe it's... a title."

Gudazǐ began to speculate.

Gudazǐ: "Like how Jiaer calls someone 'Little Sun'! In this martial arts world, a hero who roams the land might have the title... Panda."

Gao Ban: "Reasonable and convincing."

Hong Mao: ""

Hong Mao: "So what if it's a panda? What's wrong with combining it with martial arts? Maybe his world is just like mine! Don't be so sure about everything."

Of course, although Hong Mao said this, he didn't actually believe Panda Ah Bao's world was similar to his own... the reason was simple: animal-based martial arts worlds are too rare! In all the time he'd been in the Society, it seemed only he had one. Su Xiao Xiao: "Hong Mao is right! This time, it really is a world like his."

Sakata Ginji: "......"

Gao Ban: ""

Hong Mao: "Holy shit! It really is a world like mine!"

Hong Mao himself was stunned, blurting out a classic curse! After being in the Society so long, he'd been assimilated by the members' speech habits—he now looked no different from a modern person.

Sakuragi Hanamichi: "... Why are you shocked?"

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "Yeah! Didn't you just guess that yourself? Your move just gave me goosebumps!"

Hong Mao: "...... Well, it was just a guess before... now, I'm suddenly very excited."

Lu Xiao Feng with Four Eyebrows: "Panda Ah Bao. If you want to learn martial arts, come study with me...! I, Lu Xiao Feng, have a modest reputation in the Jianghu... giving you a solid foundation is more than enough!"

If you want to learn martial arts, you can come over and learn a bit from me...! I, Lu Xiaofeng, am also somewhat known in the jianghu! Laying a foundation for you... is still more than enough!"

Xie Wang Shi Zhi Xuan: "Same here!"

Tian Dao: "......"

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "...... If it's a panda, you'd be better off learning from Hong Mao! As humans, your meridian maps might be completely different! You might end up ruining him while teaching."

Ernesdi: "...... But Hong Mao has already officially switched to Grand Mage."

Hei Zi Zheyě: "!!!!"

Yue Qian Longma: "...... Grand Mage Hong Mao? Still viable."

Leader of Feicui Palace: "You... what kind of demonic arts are you using?"

Ma Cang Yewang: "Upstairs, go read the Society's brief introduction... but judging by your name, you're probably some ancient relic from feudal times—you probably couldn't even understand it if you tried."

Ma Cang Yewang sneered.

Gao Ban: "I'll object! Ma Cang Yewang, your earliest past life can be traced back thousands of years! You're also a super ancient relic."

Ma Cang Yewang: "......"

Nu Liang Huapiao: "...... Mr. Gao, I think... if you keep arguing like this, you'll eventually get beaten up."

Nu Liang Huapiao's eyebrows twitched several times, his expression slightly helpless.

Jade Palace Sect Leader: "......"

Jade Palace Sect Leader: "Crossing through endless worlds to exist is impossible! How could such a thing possibly exist in this world? Are you trying to say that you are immortals from the Upper Realm? This kind of thing... no matter how you think about it, it's impossible!"

Su Xiao Xiao: "...... As expected, you don't believe it!"

Su Han was very calm, because if this newcomer really was the raccoon he had guessed,

then it would be perfectly normal for him to be stubborn.

If this... newcomer had easily believed it... Su Han would instead have suspected that he had guessed wrong.

Su Xiao Xiao: "Hey, Sect Leader! Don't be so quick to speak so definitively, otherwise it'll be awkward when you get slapped in the face later... Forget it, I'll just upload the memory instance directly!"

Shaking his head, Su Han's mind stirred.

"Ding! Guild Leader Su Xiao Xiao has uploaded a medium-grade memory instance, *Kung Fu Panda*, broadcast widely."

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