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Chapter 5040

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Chu Zihang's eyes flickered as he voiced his deduction.

Katsura Rinne: "Terrifying."

Aikawa Ayumu: "... Though it makes sense logically, why do I sense a 'cultivate bandits to maintain one's own power' vibe from this sibling dynamic?"

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "That's the vibe."

Let the World Feel Pain: "... Wait, even if they don't play this 'cultivate bandits' game, no one in that world could harm them anyway, right?"

Xuanwozhang Sect's expression turned strange.

Tony Isn't the Richest: "That's true... Though in Huangyan there's an old saying: 'When the rabbits are dead, the hunting dogs are cooked.' But that clearly doesn't apply to Gao Ban! After all, his power stems from himself... I simply can't imagine anyone ever cooking him."

Gao Ban realm: "?? I feel like you're insulting me, and I have proof."

Su Han raised an eyebrow and didn't join the guild's internal discussion. Instead, he entered the game and started playing.

He played until dinnertime, ate, then kept going—played straight through until bedtime...

After washing up, Su Han hugged Wugeng Liuli and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Su Han woke up. He lazily lay on the bed, glanced at Wugeng Liuli beside him who still hadn't woken, yawned, and slipped into the chat room.

Su Xiao Xiao: "Good morning, everyone!"

Kaito Kid: "Good morning."

Yuan Dagu: "Another beautiful day!"

Himekami no Kaguya: "Watch out you don't set a flag! A monster might suddenly appear."

Zhu Xing Tuan: "If a monster appears... wouldn't that be better? We could beat it up first thing in the morning."

Lu Xiaofeng with Four Eyebrows: "Hss!"

Cheng Yong: "Monster:?"

Zhu Xing Tuan: "Actually, our current problem is: even if a monster does appear somewhere, before we can transform and get there, it's already been killed by some other Ultraman."

Himekami no Kaguya: "Damn... I almost forgot you've got a billion Ultramen over there."

Sakata Ginji: "Monster weeps."

Suddenly, the guild triggered a red alert.

"Ding! Guild member Himekami no Kaguya is under lethal threat!"

Sakata Ginji: "????"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "... What happened?"

Gudako: "Hss! So intense first thing in the morning... Did Himekami no Kaguya encounter another transmigrator again? Wait, didn't the Fantasy Realm already fuse with other worlds?"

"Ding! Himekami no Kaguya has died."

In that instant, the guild fell silent. Everyone's expressions changed drastically... No one hadn't considered the possibility of a guild member dying, but they never imagined it would come so fast, so suddenly.

Himekami no Kaguya: "MMP."

Saze克斯: "?"

Hatsune Miku: "..."

Ryūnami: "????"

Izumi Saki: "WTF..."

Dr. Roman: "Resurrection? Help! @Lin Jiu."

Lin Jiu: "?? Is there a new member in the guild? A ghost or zombie? But even if a ghost did come in, isn't that normal? Jiang Chen is still in the guild..."

As Lin Jiu typed, he scrolled up, scanning the previous chat logs. As he read, his body froze.

Lin Jiu: "Damn, what demon is this? Supreme Elder Laozi! Act swiftly by decree!"

Himekami no Kaguya: "Damn it, are you all nuts? I just collapsed once. Isn't that standard procedure?"

Himekami no Kaguya: "Besides, as a Moon Princess, I'm naturally immortal."

Himekami no Kaguya's lips twitched uncontrollably. She couldn't figure out what these guys in the guild were smoking!

Suzumiya Haruhi: "..."

Ernesti: "... Oh! So that's how it is—I remember this setting does exist."

Minami Kotori: "That's understandable... Bullshit."

Minami Kotori: "When you don't know what's going on, something like this is terrifying, okay?"

Su Xiao Xiao: "Tsk tsk, I already prepared to forcibly cross over... and this is it?"

Himekami no Kaguya: "Ahem, sorry... I've been up for ten straight days and nights. Honestly, since joining the guild, this is the first time I've pulled an all-nighter this long."

Hakkai: "Hardcore... you're too much."

Katsura Rinne: "Wait a minute! In past missions, when vampires died and came back to life, no alert was triggered!"

0???? 炷? 砂炷? 炷?

Katsura Rinne sank into deep thought.

Magical Girl Naoe: "No alert when someone dies during a mission?"

Magical Girl Naoe: "But it doesn't matter—even if someone really dies, the leader can just snap his fingers and revive them."

Batman: "I'm more inclined to believe... the guild has a fixed evaluation system for this. But for some reason, Himekami no Kaguya bypassed the guild's standards—triggering the warning."

Bai Zuantang: "Shivering. jpg"

Medusa Queen: "@Bai Zuantang. Ready for the mission?"

Bai Zuantang: "I'm fine... Ling Donglai is ready too. Now it's up to the leader."

0....... 0

Su Xiao Xiao: "Just woke up... I'll get up first."

Rubbing her temples, Su Han got up, washed up, then went to the living room for breakfast.

While eating breakfast, he was watching the guild chatroom. He found it was bustling to the extreme.

Akado: "Looks very interesting."

Akado: "How about I kill myself once and try it? See if I can trigger the guild's red alert."

A Xing: "I'm also very curious about that."

Liu Peiqiang: "Forget it… The guild's red alert is a very serious matter! If you play around too much and get the guild members used to it, then when a real red alert is triggered in the future and rescue is needed, but you're a step late because of that—what then?"

Shinomiya Kaguya: "That makes a lot of sense."

Eriri: "emmm, right now I'm actually quite interested in Miss Kaguya's Hourai Elixir over there."

Miss Xia Shizi: "Do you want to eat it?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha was instantly intrigued.

Miss Xia Shizi: "It's said that once you eat that thing, you'll stay in your current state for the rest of your life!"

Miss Xia Shizi: "In other words… for the rest of your life, you'll have this kind of pitiful and barren figure. (pity. jpg)"

Eriri: "!!!!"

Eriri: "Ahhhh, you detestable fat woman in black stockings, why must you shatter my illusions? (die die die. jpg)"

Miss Xia Shizi: "Well, that's because… (these false illusions, it's up to me to shatter them. jpg)"

Kasumigaoka Utaha instantly sent a meme using Kamijou Touma as the base image.

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