Chapter 5060
Gao Ban Tongnai: "Have you considered that maybe next time your score is almost the same as someone else's, but their actual strength is just a bit higher, while everyone else on the mission is weaker than you? What then?"
Gao Ban: "Hmm… that's not likely, is it? I can't be that unlucky."
Sakata Gintoki: "This one's hard to say."
Gudako: "Luck… sometimes it's just downright weird."
Gao Ban: "…"
Gao Ban: "I thought about it—there are so many people in the guild… I was already a one-in-a-hundred-chance to begin with! And I usually pick missions matching my own strength… if I still run into this, then fine, I accept it."
Gao Ban: "I'll just get pounded half to death and go beg the guild master for help."
Sazae-kusu: "That's way too realistic."
Hatsune Miku: "Guild Master: I'll wait until you're dead, then strike in fury—and revive you afterward."
Gao Ban: "?"
Sakata Gintoki: "6666, strongly recommend—I want to see this scene! It'll probably be amazing."
Yuki Yukinon: "I'm curious too—what does the guild do when a member dies? Do they just blacklist them? If so, are you still in the guild after being revived?"
Hoshizora Kaguya: "Me, who's died too many times… I'm still in."
Katsura Hono: "Dying too much… really?"
Dr. Roman: "There are just too many capable people in the guild."
Su Han glanced at the two in front of him. Finally, Luo Feng suddenly realized it was pointless to discuss this with Zheng Xiaofeng—he rubbed his temples and turned to Chen Guorong: "Let's head to the Moon first."
"Should I move the enemy over here?" Su Han spoke with interest.
"If we really have no other choice, I'll trouble you!" Luo Feng shrugged. "But right now, we have a solution."
"... What solution? Let me be clear—I can't apply for a rocket to space in such a short time." Chen Guorong's expression was priceless.
"Why go through all that trouble?" Luo Feng chuckled, walked outside the café, then shook his body and transformed into a colossal Golden-Horned Beast.
Originally, the street had been nearly empty…
At the moment the Golden-Horned Beast appeared, the scene fell into brief silence. Then passersby didn't even dare scream—they panicked, fled in all directions, stumbling and scrambling.
"Get on!" The Golden-Horned Beast extended its massive claw, pointing at its back.
"This is so embarrassing," Chen Guorong rubbed his palms, though as he spoke, his foot lightly tapped the ground and he swiftly soared upward. Of course, Mr. Chen was far more decisive—he just climbed right on.
As for Zheng Xiaofeng, he watched Chen Guorong with envy: "I want to too..."
Zheng Xiaofeng's emotions were deeply complicated.
On one hand, he cursed inwardly: This guy still claims he's human! What kind of human is this…? If he's human, then what in this world isn't?!
But on the other hand, he faintly sensed that this guy might not actually be an enemy…
Or rather, he couldn't possibly be an alien. Though his current form was terrifying, he was most likely an ancient great demon from the Inner Lands.
It was simple logic: How could an alien casually banter with him like this—and even catch his jokes?
Only someone who'd lived on Earth for a long time could do that.
End of Chapter
