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Chapter 5184

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Edogawa Conan: "You think too much! I suspect that the reason this group targeted the Ancient Sun God back then… was not only because they coveted the god's divinity, but also because the Sun God himself had problems back then."

Edogawa Conan: "That world is just that absurd—no matter how strong you are! It's perfectly normal to drop dead out of nowhere one day."

Liu Peiqiang: "Terrifying!"

Liu Peiqiang: "Though my world once experienced the sun's demise… I must say, in terms of terror, the Lord of Mystery 01 is hundreds or even thousands of times worse than mine…"

Dr. Roman: "Stop flattering your world!"

El Nesyti: "Laughed to death! But it's painfully true."

El Nesyti: "I love the Lord of Mystery world… but if I had to go there? Forget it! I'd choose death."

Misaka Mikoto: "Yeah, yeah, without realizing it you turn into a monster… who could handle that?"

Accelerator: "You fucking… @Misaka Mikoto. If you're so scared of monsters, then why the hell do you keep spouting nonsense and thinking up weird shit all day?"

Accelerator, upon seeing Misaka Mikoto's words, instantly flew into a rage.

Accelerator: "Right now, I'm with a few gods from our world dealing with monsters and evil gods that appeared out of nowhere…"

Accelerator: "I'm insane… I must be insane! What the hell was I thinking back then to agree to fuse my world with yours?"

Misaka Mikoto: "Hehe!"

Jotaro Kujo: "…"

Gao Ban Tongnai: "The Wind God virus has begun infiltrating!"

Minami Kotori: "Shivering!"

Tu Shan Honghong: "I remember someone once said… living in Misaka Mikoto's world means endless surprises! No need to worry about boredom."

Wudao Dong Xiang: "To be honest, it's exactly like that… but this kind of surprise easily turns into a fright."

Kuroko Tetsuya: "Unless you have strength…"

Kayaba Akihiko: "No, the result of having strength is becoming Accelerator… dying from overwork!"

Sakata Gintoki: "Cleaning up after people every day? Really?"

Otsutsuki Chenxiang: "Shit!"

Gao Ban Tongnai: "Forgive me for saying this… but the more I look, the more I feel the president is actually PUAing the Goddess of Night?"

Gao Ban Tongnai fell into deep thought. She had played too many games of that type, making the scene before her feel eerily familiar.

The chat group instantly fell silent.

Gao Ban Tongnai blinked, then realized belatedly. Her lips twitched uncontrollably. "Shit shit shit—am I going to be muted for ten days and ten nights by the president?"

After a moment's thought, Gao Ban Tongnai made her decision. "Sorry! It's time for you to sacrifice yourself."

Gao Ban Tongnai: "Hehe, right now I'm beside my big brother… that's what he said! I'm just repeating it verbatim—I hold the president in such high regard, how could I possibly say such defamatory words?"

Gao Ban realm: "???"

Sazex: "Insane."

Hoshino Juuro: "I've figured out a pattern… Gao Ban Tongnai only calls him 'big brother' politely when she's selling him out."

Ousaka Taiga: "Laughed to death—Gao Ban realm fled his own world overnight just to get farther away from his sister…"

Ryūgū Rina: "PUA… terrifying! But thinking about the goddesses high above in the original Lord of Mystery… if you really could PUA… damn, I'm getting excited."

Huang Rong: "???"

You Suowei: "Miss Ryūgū, calm down—you're a yandere, not a pervert!"

Eri: "Terrifying!"

Fujiwara no Saa: "Shivering!"

Sakuragi Hanamichi: "Shit shit shit—everyone here is going to get shot! None of you are escaping!"

Su Xiao Xiao: "…I feel like you all have a very stubborn misunderstanding about me."

Su Han's lips twitched almost imperceptibly; he shook his head and lost the will to chat further with the Goddess of Night, cutting straight to the point.

"I met you all just to catch up with fellow countrymen… don't overthink it. I have no interest in you… Tian Nü Shou and Yao Nü Shou—you can treat them as my pets…"

Su Han shrugged. His meaning was crystal clear: you can't even beat my pets—your power gap is this vast, so what's left to plot?

Listening, Lilith's expression slowly turned strange; finally, she stared blankly at Su Han. "You mean… you want me and the Goddess of Night to become your pets?"

Su Han: "?"

Wugeng Liuli: "???"

Klein: "!!!"

As for Benson and Melissa… after vaguely recognizing the identities of the four captured individuals, they lowered their heads, clamped their ears shut, and silently prayed in their hearts… they kept telling themselves they heard nothing, saw nothing…

Of course, they didn't even know what they were praying for anymore…

Logically, they should be praying to the Goddess of Night… but the Goddess of Night is now captured right beside them—what's the point of praying?

The guild exploded completely.

Kayaba Akihiko: "!!!"

Kuroko Tetsuya: "Shit shit shit shit!"

Even the usually calm and composed Kuroko Tetsuya let out four curses.

Wudao Dong Xiang: "Undoubtedly, this is a guaranteed kill—a super guaranteed kill."

Tu Shan Honghong: "I've never seen the president look like this! He's literally speechless."

Jotaro Kujo: "Only one thing to say—too powerful! Lilith's thinking… can't be described in words."

Minami Kotori: "I think… being the president's pet isn't so bad… hehehe, though if I wanted to, I bet the president wouldn't even let me."

El 167 Nesyti: "? When I type this question mark, it's not me who's got the problem—it's you who's got the problem."

Gao Ban Tongnai: "Shut up! I want to be the president's dog too."

Miss Xia Shizi: "Count me in!"

Ying Lili: "Indeed… the president is so handsome and so kind, it's a grievance for you to be dogs. (Akimbo, proud. jpg)"

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat: "Well said! When I go home and take a walk with the president later, I'll leash you all! Not a single one gets away."

Miss Xia Shizi: "???"

Ying Lili: "!!!"

Sakata Gintoki: "I'm dying of laughter! Treating it as a guild classic moment… I've screenshotted all of it. I can save these screenshots for a lifetime!"

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "I'm laughing so hard I'm cracking up too! Way too showy."

Su Han looked expressionlessly at the antics inside the guild, then shifted his gaze to Lilith's face. As he kept looking, a blush rose on Lilith's cheeks. She said a little shyly, "Actually… if you really do think this way, it's not like we couldn't…"

After all, Su Han was just too, too handsome.

That kind of looks… had already surpassed the limits of race and age… even a deity would be having a hard time holding it together at this moment.

"…You've misunderstood." Wugeng Liuli cut in expressionlessly, "We simply never expected that you would turn out to be this kind of Earth Mother Goddess!"

"Truly an eye-opener, truly an eye-opener."

Night Goddess: "…"

"I beg you, stop embarrassing yourself."

The Night Goddess finally spoke, her voice dry and raspy; she wished she could stuff her head into the crack of the desk right in front of her… her composure had collapsed too.

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