Chapter 58: These Young People Really Know How to Have Fun

After Su Han typed that one character, Tony Stark instantly shrank back. Facing Marquis Wo Ban and Xuanwozhang Sect, he could still wonder if he could build some kind of anti-what-what mech—but what could he do against Su Han?

Could he even build an anti-president mech?

It was pure nonsense.

Not to mention, having authority truly meant you could do whatever you wanted.

One mute command, and Tony Stark couldn't even cry.

Tony isn't the richest: "…"

Tony isn't the richest: "I was wrong!"

"Ding! Tony isn't the richest sent you a private red packet."

Su Han raised an eyebrow and immediately accepted it.

Soon, Su Han looked at the Iron Man armor before him and nodded as expected.

Before, when he hadn't yet fully mastered his power, seeing the Iron Man armor might have excited him slightly.

But now, seeing the Iron Man armor, his heart was utterly calm—even slightly amused.

The Iron Man armor looked impressive. But that was all it was.

If Su Han punched it, he could turn the Iron Man armor into scrap metal in one blow.

Moreover, the Iron Man armor's flight ability meant nothing to him.

After all, both Shinra Tensei and the All Things Attraction could make him float free of gravity.

"But come to think of it, the Iron Man armor still has some use—at least its flight speed is far stronger than Shinra Tensei's repulsive gravity!"

Su Han stroked his chin, his gaze flickering slightly as something occurred to him.

Su Xiao Xiao: "I'm taking the Iron Man armor! (Image)"

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "Iron Man armor! It's living Iron Man armor—so cool!"

Miss Xia Shizi: "The richest man's radiance is truly beyond imagination! Too bad, he'll ultimately kneel beneath the president's lap!"

Tony isn't the richest: "???"

Tony isn't the richest: "What do you mean 'ultimately kneel beneath the president's lap'? I'm a straight man!"

"Tony isn't the richest has been muted for ten minutes."

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "Kneel before the authority dog!"

Miss Xia Shizi: "Kneel before the authority dog!"

Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Dig Up Antiquities: "Kneel before the authority big shot!"

Su Xiao Xiao: "@Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Dig Up Antiquities. Kid, you've got potential—I'm keeping an eye on you!"

After thinking it over, Su Han still uploaded several Marvel movies.

"Ding! Su Xiao Xiao has uploaded 'Thor 1', 'The Incredible Hulk 1', 'Captain America 1'."

Su Xiao Xiao: "@Tony isn't the richest. Don't thank me! I'm giving you Thor and Hulk—two C-flavored treats. Also, when you meet Captain America, treat him well—he's your elder!"

Su Xiao Xiao: "Bros forever! One for all, all for one."

Miss Xia Shizi: "Eh… I think I just heard something incredibly shocking! Truly terrifying."

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "Bro, bro! @Tony isn't the richest. Chang Wei, you still say you're not a faggot?!"

If Tony Stark hadn't been muted, he would have fiercely refuted this—but he was muted.

So Tony Stark, staring at the defamation in the guild chat, nearly spat out a mouthful of blood.

How the hell had he suddenly become a faggot? He was a real, genuine straight man.

Su Xiao Xiao: "But speaking of this—come to think of it, I seem to recall that Iron Man's world is called the Marvel Universe, and Marvel has infinite worlds, all parallel universes. Isn't there a parallel universe where Iron Man is a girl—and even married to Captain America?"

I Am the Hou Jue: "!!!"

Are today's young people really that wild?

Even Marquis Wo Ban, this ancient old man who had lived for centuries, couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

Symbol of Peace: "!!!"

All Might says he doesn't discriminate against male-male love. Of course, provided the target isn't him.

Soon, ten minutes passed, and Iron Man successfully walked out of the timeout room.

Tony isn't the richest: "In a parallel world I'm a girl and married to Captain America? Are you kidding me? @Su Xiao Xiao."

Su Xiao Xiao: "Do you think I'd lie to you about something like this?"

Tony isn't the richest: "…"

Tony Stark found he couldn't refute it.

Tony isn't the richest: "Do you believe me? I've slept with more girls than you've ever seen!"

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat Clan: "Tch, dead playboy!"

Miss Xia Shizi: "Truly a monstrous pervert."

Tony Stark insisted on defending his male dignity.

It didn't matter if others in the guild saw him as a pervert—but if everyone outside saw him as a faggot, that was a real problem.

Fourth Hokage: "I've successfully met up with Xuan Wo Changmen in person! Don't worry, everyone. (Image)"

The Fourth Hokage posted an image.

In the image was a golden-haired young man with a radiant smile, standing beside a gaunt, red-haired youth whose eyes held the Rinnegan.

Tony isn't the richest: "Rinnegan! Finally seeing it in person—impressive. Are these eyes the pinnacle of power in the Naruto world?"

Tony isn't the richest: "@Make the World Suffer. Brother Xuan Wo Changmen, would you be interested in coming to our world someday? On one hand, I'd like to see if your body can be treated; on the other, I want to uncover the true secrets of the Rinnegan."

Tony isn't the richest: "According to our world's scientific principles—if we crack the Rinnegan's mystery, we might clone countless pairs of them. Then it'd be… hehehe…"

Fourth Hokage: "???"

Let the world feel pain: "!!!"

Fourth Hokage: "@TonyIsNotTheRichest. Speak—what connection do you have with Orochimaru?"

TonyIsNotTheRichest: "Orochimaru is undoubtedly a great scientist who understands that technology is the primary productive force in the Naruto world… Of course! Though his ideas are advanced, his technological level still falls far short of mine due to environmental constraints."

Let the world feel pain: "... Let me think about it!"

Tony Stark saw that Xuanwozhang Sect did not refuse, and his eyes lit up instantly.

TonyIsNotTheRichest: "Easy, easy!"

Su Han watched this scene, deep in thought.

He roughly understood Xuanwozhang Sect's intentions.

"Under normal circumstances, Xuanwozhang Sect would never have agreed to Tony… Now that he has agreed, it must be because he realizes the Rinnegan is ultimately not his own—does he want to eliminate this threat?"