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Chapter 19

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Su Xiao: "The few guys who've been active recently, I've roughly figured out. As for the rest—those who haven't spoken up or only said a little—their identities are still unknown."

Hou Jue: "President, same old rule applies! @Pure White Spirit Summoner. @Fifth Squad Captain. @Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Do Archaeology. Those lurking, feel free to reveal yourselves. Who knows? Our mysterious and unfathomable president might just offer you some help."

Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Do Archaeology: "..."

Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Do Archaeology: "My identity is simply Jackie Chan!"

Su Xiao: "..."

Su Xiao: "???"

Su Xiao: "Which Jackie Chan are you exactly?"

Su Han was utterly baffled—could it be that he'd actually summoned the martial arts superstar from his previous life? But then he paused, realizing something didn’t add up. What connection did that Jackie Chan have with archaeology? Then it hit him.

There was an anime character named Jackie Chan who indeed had deep ties to archaeology.

Su Xiao: "Do you know Inspector Black? And do you know about the 12 Talismans? Bavarian archaeology?"

Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Do Archaeology: "???"

Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Do Archaeology: "You know Inspector Black too? What are the 12 Talismans?! Wait—how do you know I'm currently doing archaeology in Bavaria?!"

Su Xiao: "..."

Su Han fell into deep thought. He'd only meant to test it, but never expected to be right on the first try.

Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Do Archaeology really was the archaeologist Jackie Chan from Jackie Chan Adventures.

Now this was truly interesting.

Su Han's eyes flickered slightly. "The world of Jackie Chan Adventures has quite a few treasures. Especially the 12 Talismans... Is there any chance I could trick them into coming over?"

The 12 Talismans were mystical talismans imbued with strange powers. There were twelve in total.

Each talisman possessed bizarre abilities, all incredibly powerful—some even touched upon conceptual levels.

Take the Ox Talisman, for instance—it granted immense physical strength.

Just how strong was the power granted by the Ox Talisman? It entirely depended on your physique. The stronger your body, the greater the power the talisman could unleash.

In theory, the Ox Talisman’s power had no upper limit.

Of course, that was purely theoretical. If your compatibility with the Ox Talisman was high enough, you could theoretically generate enough force to destroy Earth.

In practice, though… it was better not to get your hopes too high.

Aside from the Ox Talisman, the Dog Talisman among the 12 could grant immortality—making you completely undying. The talisman could heal any illness, note: *any* illness.

No matter the disease—even incurable ones like cancer—would vanish instantly. External and internal injuries alike would be healed just as quickly.

From this, one could imagine the sheer power and capability of the 12 Talismans.

Su Han couldn't help but feel tempted. Carrying around the Ox and Horse Talismans, he could literally do whatever he wanted without fear.

Su Xiao: "@Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Do Archaeology. Mr. Chan, by the way, do you have any desire to know the future? If so, no problem—just give me one promise: when you obtain the 12 Talismans in the future, hand them over to me."

Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Do Archaeology: "...Wait! I just acquired a shield in Bavaria and am now being chased by members of the mafia. Talk later."

Su Xiao: "!!!"

Su Han twitched at the corner of his mouth.

The moment he read Chen Long’s words, he immediately understood what was going on. Most likely, the Rooster Talisman had already fallen into Chen Long’s hands.

After pondering for a moment, Su Han sighed regretfully and said nothing more.

Come Be My Son: "The president is resorting to bribery now! Oh hahaha, looks like the world where this 'Chen Long' resides holds powers that even our president desires."

Xia Shizi: "...I'm wondering—could the world of 'Jackie Chan Doesn't Want to Do Archaeology' also be a high-wu world? On par with One Piece? The thought alone is terrifying..."

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "Isn't a peaceful world good? I'm seriously jealous of your peaceful worlds right now! Recently I quietly looked into the abnormalities in our world, and it turns out this world seems kinda dangerous. Damn it, never mind—time to keep building Iron Man armor!"

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "Mark I armor is complete! The key issue is, I feel like Mark I might not be quite suitable right now... Never mind that—I'm moving on to Mark II. @Su Xiao. Want me to make you a custom suit too?"

Su Xiao: "...Mr. Shit-Big! Just say what you want directly."

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "It's just that... you know, Iron Man 2! Hehehe, you get what I mean, right? (Frenzied hinting)"

Su Xiao: "Iron Man 2 isn't happening anytime soon! But how about Captain America 1 and Thor 1? If that's not enough, I can even throw in Hulk 1!"

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "???"

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "I know who Captain America is! But didn't that old guy already die? You mean he can come back from the dead or something? And what the hell is Thor? Sure, our world has plenty of weird stuff, but from my research, there shouldn't be any real gods, right?"

Su Han stated that the Marvel world was far more exciting than you could imagine. Gods? Hell? Didn't that surprise you?

Tony Is Not the Richest Man: "...I'm starting to panic! Have my investigations been inaccurate? Is this world far more dangerous than I thought? Mmp."

Tony Stark was genuinely panicking. Lately, he'd uncovered intelligence about things like vampires, vampire hunters, Kingpin—the underworld kingpin of New York—and even the Hand of Japan.

However troublesome these seemed, they were still far weaker compared to national-level powers.

As America's top arms dealer and head of the elite Stark conglomerate, Tony Stark claimed he feared nothing.

But if gods were involved... emmmm...

Tony Stark was scared stiff. After watching *Campione!*, he'd gained some understanding of the terrifying, overwhelming power of the Heretic Gods.

In his estimation, the so-called gods of the Marvel universe couldn't possibly be weaker than the Heretic Gods—maybe even stronger.

After all, the Heretic Gods weren't even orthodox deities to begin with.

Hou Jue the Marquis: "Thor? So gods exist in Tony Stark's world too. I wonder how their gods compare to the Heretic Gods of our world. If we kill the gods from that world, can we obtain their Authorities?"

Su Xiao: "..."

Su Han mused that the gods of the Marvel world and the Heretic Gods from *Campione!* were quite different. Setting aside whether they could even be killed, even if one succeeded, they'd probably gain nothing.

After pondering briefly, Su Han shifted his gaze to the next person.

Su Xiao: "@Fourth Hokage. Want to know your future, Fourth!"

Fourth Hokage: "My future? Like before, will you upload my future as a large-scale memory file, similar to My Hero Academia?"

Su Xiao: "Yes."

Fourth Hokage: "If possible, please do. I'd be extremely grateful."

Su Xiao: "Oh, right! I just remembered—your Naruto world is a massive memory file, no less significant than One Piece. And the Child of Fate in Naruto... is actually your son... Naruto Uzumaki."

Fourth Hokage: "???"

Minato Namikaze was currently in his Hokage office.

The moment he entered the file, he suspected it might be some kind of illusion technique, but after trying various methods, he ruled out the possibility of genjutsu.

After glancing through the numerous memory files in the guild documents, Minato instantly elevated his assessment of the Transcendent Guild to the highest level.

A special guild spanning countless worlds—just thinking about it sent ripples through his heart.

Especially after this brief exchange with Su Han, his emotions grew complex and turbulent. His son would become the protagonist of the Naruto series.

"So... is he the Child of Prophecy Master Jiraiya spoke of?"

Minato's eyes flickered; at that moment, he had already made his decision.

Su Han paused, staring at the guild chat interface before him.

"Ding! Fourth Hokage sent you a private red envelope."

Su Han smiled indifferently. "Interesting. I haven't even uploaded the Naruto file yet, and he's already sent me a red envelope?"

After a moment's thought, Su Han accepted the red envelope.

"Ding! Congratulations, Guild Leader, you have obtained 'Flying Thunder God Technique'."

Hiss! Previously calm, Su Han's eyes widened in shock.

How could he not know what the Flying Thunder God Technique was? Created by the Second Hokage, it was the signature technique of the Fourth Hokage, allowing instantaneous teleportation to any location marked with a Flying Thunder God seal.

Yet after a brief surge of excitement, Su Han recalled something and immediately frowned: "Wait, doesn't the Flying Thunder God Technique require chakra to activate?"

Realizing this, Su Han directly integrated the Flying Thunder God Technique into his body.

If the technique truly required chakra to function, then Su Han would need to consider, once he accumulated enough points in the future, getting an enhancement to eliminate this limitation.

Fortunately, the situation wasn't the worst. After integration, Su Han discovered that although he lacked chakra, he could still use the Flying Thunder God Technique by consuming physical stamina.

Even with his body inheriting part of Whitebeard's immense stamina, using the technique was still extremely taxing. At peak condition, he could only perform about five teleportations. Still, Su Han was satisfied.

PS: Regarding the previous setting for Zhao Linger, there have been minor changes. I've removed her Reborn attribute and made her simply a轮回者 (Reincarnator). Readers may wish to revisit Chapter 22.

If you have any questions, feel free to comment. Due to my low account level, I can't reply in the comments section, but I will read and carefully consider every one.

Also, the issue with 'Time Controller' was somewhat problematic, so I've revised it. It's now changed to Homura Akemi.

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