Chapter 99

Su Xiao: "Actually, I think even if one obtains Saitama's cells, there is no way to understand how to break the limiter."

Su Xiao: "If the limiter could really be broken so easily! It would not be possible for only one such person to appear in the entire One Punch Man world."

: "...President is right."

: "Although I am currently using Teacher Saitama's training method! I don't have too much hope anymore, but I have now managed to get a room with him!"

: "I am determined to cling to Teacher Saitama's thigh!"

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat: "President is here. Actually, I also think what President said is right.

Mr. Shidake's thoughts are obviously nonsense."

Kasugano Shio: "Yes! Nonsense about no chicken."

Tony Is Not The Richest Man: "What the fuck? Black Cat is right, Kasugano Shio, what do you mean by that! What does 'nonsense about no chicken' mean?"

Su Xiaoxiao: "Learned a new idiom today! Thanks, Teacher Kasugano Shio."

Kasugano Shio: "No need to be polite, President.

Tony Is Not The Richest Man.

If you keep talking nonsense, I'll have the President beat you up."

Tony Is Not The Richest Man: "......"

Come Be My Son: "Tony Is Not The Richest Man.

Mr. Tony, please procure another batch of new power cores for me.

I will have someone hunt a giant Sea King later and send it over as payment."

Tony Is Not The Richest Man: "...Ah, did Whitebeard's group of... sons break another power core? I really feel it's not easy for Old Man Whitebeard to live to this age."

This Old Man Is A Marquis: "Although I don't particularly like Mr. Shidake, I must admit he is right."

This Old Man Is A Marquis: "I regret giving Whitebeard the aircraft carrier now! I'm really afraid Whitebeard's group of genius sons will blow up the nuclear reactor."

Su Xiaoxiao: "With a bang! It bloomed into the most gorgeous fireworks."

: "Actually, I think... even if the nuclear reactor explodes... No, even if a nuclear bomb explodes next to Old Man Whitebeard.

Old Man Whitebeard could punch back the explosion with his bare fists."

Su Xiaoxiao: "Hmm, yes... Wait, why do you call him Old Man Whitebeard? Did you acknowledge Whitebeard as your father?"

Su Han was completely confused.

What exactly happened during the time he was moving? : "President is overthinking it, I didn't acknowledge Old Man Whitebeard as my father! 'Old Man' is just a nickname I gave Whitebeard."

Come Be My Son: "......"

Come Be My Son: "Oh hahaha, so it's a nickname! I was just wondering when I adopted another son."

Just as the guild members were laughing and joking, a crisp 'ding' sound rang in everyone's ears.

"Ding! Tongue of God has joined the Hyper-Dimensional Guild."

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat: "Welcome newcomer. Tony Is Not The Richest Man: "Welcome newcomer! If male, please cross-dress and reveal your three measurements! If female, please quietly quit the guild!"

Tongue of God: "......"

Suddenly feeling that this place is truly super terrible.

Jackie Chan Doesn't Want To Do Archaeology: "Terrible, terrible, really too terrible... I feel Mr. Stark has completely broken down."

Kasugano Shio: "Tsk! Truly perverted desire release. Mr. Shidake, have your physiological desires successfully shifted from females to beasts, and finally to males?"

Daoist True Person Zhang Sanfeng: "...Um, may I weakly ask one question! How does one quit the guild? I've never seen this option."

Fourth Hokage: "Old Man Sanfeng is preparing to quit the guild? Incredible!"

Let The World Feel Pain: "Rather than saying incredible, it would be more appropriate to say terrifying.

Or did Old Man Sanfeng suffer some recent trauma?"

Daoist True Person Zhang Sanfeng: "I'm just asking casually! I have no intention of quitting the guild, okay? I looked for a long time and simply couldn't find the option to quit."

Tongue of God: "......"

Tongue of God: "You guys."

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat: "Allow me to interrupt! Tongue of God."

Tongue of God: ""

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat: "You definitely want to ask, where is this? Why am I here? What is going on?"

Su Xiaoxiao: "The legendary conventional three questions!"

After Su Han typed out a line of text, he revealed a thoughtful expression.

Tongue of God? Things seem to be getting interesting.

Tongue of God: "......"

Tongue of God: "Alright, although I don't know what you all are! But let this prank end here. Is this another Food Illusion?"

Nakiri Erina is currently in her luxurious villa.

When she finished her day's tasks, lay on the bed, and prepared to go to sleep.

A guild interface suddenly appeared in her mind.

Nakiri Erina's first thought was, could this be a Food Illusion specially concocted for her by some Taste Demon King? So-called Food Illusions are created by chefs with dominant control over taste; the food they make can cause hallucinations through taste sensations.

Especially for Nakiri Erina, who possesses the Tongue of God, the influence of such illusions is quite significant.

Jackie Chan Doesn't Want To Do Archaeology: "Food Illusion? What is that thing,"

Tongue of God: "Alright... shut up! Stop acting like an uncultured commoner who has never seen the world. No... if you are a chef and don't even know about Food Illusions, then you are worse than commoners."

After Nakiri Erina guessed this was a Food Illusion, she immediately became presumptuous.

Even if it wasn't a Food Illusion, it was probably just a dream, so there was naturally no need to worry.

She displayed her sharp-tongued talent as a tsundere queen.

In an instant, she offended every single online member in the guild.

Fallen Angel Twelve-Winged Black Cat: "...Commoner? And worse than a commoner... I don't know what a Food Illusion is. I am a dignified Fallen Angel! Why do I need to know about some illusion or other! Don't joke around like that."

Tony Is Not The Richest Man: "Hehe! A mere chef dares to speak so presumptuously! Truly nonsensical."

Tony Is Not The Richest Man: "If I wanted to! All the top-tier chefs in New York would appear in my kitchen tomorrow! What is a chef worth.

Only money allows one to do whatever one wants!"

Come Be My Son: "Although my temper has improved quite a bit lately! Being suddenly cursed as a 'stubborn commoner' is rare enough to spark a trace of anger... It's hard not to think of those... corrupt nobles..."

Symbol of Peace: "Calling someone a 'stubborn commoner' is going too far, Tongue of God."

"Although I don't know what worldview you are in, please stay awake! Boy or girl."

After the mediation by Symbol of Peace, Su Han thought for a moment and decided to enter the chat.

Su Xiao: "Tongue of God."

"I'm not sure exactly what fantasies you're conjuring up right now, but it seems you've offended quite a few people! As the Guild Master, I'll give you a friendly reminder: everything here is real!"

Su Xiao: "Take a look at the guild introduction... One final warning: please do not do anything you will regret."

Nakiri Erina was originally somewhat arrogant and confused.

However, when she opened her eyes and found herself sitting on the bed, she suddenly sensed something was wrong.

"Wait......... Didn't I already wash up and prepare to go to sleep? Under normal circumstances... how could there be any illusion from 'Food Wars'? Could what just happened really have been a dream..."

Nakiri Erina froze; the next moment, she closed her eyes, only to see that... guild interface again.

Nakiri Erina: "......"

In an instant, she shuddered, breaking out in a cold sweat.

She quickly closed her eyes, entered the Hyper-Dimensional Guild, and checked the brief guild introduction.

After reading the introduction, she felt her body go slightly weak.

"A guild that spans infinite dimensions... the Hyper-Dimensional Guild..."

Swallowing hard, Nakiri Erina clicked on the *My Hero Academia* memory instance, and finally experienced firsthand the overwhelming power possessed by All Might.

Dozens of minutes later, Nakiri Erina forcibly pulled her consciousness out of the memory instance, then looked again at that... Symbol of Peace who was participating in the chat in the guild lobby.

Nakiri Erina: "......Towel"

I seem to have encountered something beyond imagination, and inexplicably offended a group of big shots.

How should I appease these big shots' anger now?

Waiting online, quite urgent.