[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-sweet-nostalgia-of-the-80s":3,"chapter-sweet-nostalgia-of-the-80s-sweet-nostalgia-of-the-80s-chapter-268":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Sweet Nostalgia of the 80s",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1060631,1373,"Chapter 268 - 268 266 If someone offends me, I will surely offend them back!","sweet-nostalgia-of-the-80s-chapter-268",268,"\u003Cp>268: Chapter 266: If someone offends me, I will surely offend them back!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>268: Chapter 266: If someone offends me, I will surely offend them back!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The stinking dung water suddenly drenched both the shaman Liu and Bai Xue Mei.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An Ping laughed heartily, “This smell…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It really packs a punch…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You have no idea how hard it was for me to find this stuff in such a short time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t easy to find, so I had to mix it up: donkey urine, pig manure, sheep dung balls…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and so on…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>all in this series…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the disheveled states of the two people in the yard, the onlookers also burst into laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An Hao couldn’t help but laugh as well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She gestured for An Ping to come over and whispered urgently into his ear, “Go and call the police from the police station.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Also, summon the village party secretary.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sis, what should I say?” asked An Ping.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just tell them that they’re promoting feudal superstition, performing séances in our yard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The police will definitely come for that.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Got it, sis.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shaman Liu and Bai Xue Mei struggled in the pile of dung, and their entire plan had gone down the drain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An Hao felt a great sense of satisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Covering her nose, she walked up to shaman Liu and said, “Last time, you said my house had good feng shui, so my fortune was flourishing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To ruin my fortune, you had someone throw dung in front of my house in the dead of night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now you’re saying my fate is poor, and I’ve become the ‘Heavenly Lonely Star’!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Which one of your statements is true?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How much money did you take this time?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let me tell you, An Hao always adheres to a principle: ‘If someone doesn’t offend me, I don’t offend them; if someone offends me, I give them three chances; if they offend me again, I repay tit-for-tat; if they persist, I eradicate them completely.’ Today, I’m just repaying you tit-for-tat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you cause any more trouble, watch out, I’ll eradicate you completely!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Well said!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Indeed, that’s what education does to a person.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>is Bai Xue Mei really possessed by a ghost or what??”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can’t you see?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They’re in cahoots to mess with An Hao, probably just eyeing the young Qin lad.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, everyone started to catch on to what was going on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No wonder An Hao, the stepmother, is so capable of creating a fuss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The kid’s life has been tough.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No kidding!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xue Mei saw everyone understanding the situation, and as they pointed and whispered about her, her face couldn’t have looked uglier.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, she actually felt relieved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it weren’t for all the manure on her face, it would’ve probably turned blazing red.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, enough gawking!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Love to watch a spectacle, don’t you!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Off you go!” shaman Liu angrily tried to disperse the crowd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that the villagers didn’t budge, she charged into the crowd, “Don’t believe I can cover you in dung too?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hahaha!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aren’t you some kind of a deity, shaman Liu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A splash of urine and dung knocked you back to your true form, didn’t it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shut up, all of you!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re happy to see me make a fool of myself, aren’t you?” Shaman Liu barked furiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes.” The villagers in the yard laughed and chuckled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Won’t somebody go get some water?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just you wait.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The yard was buzzing with excitement when after a while, both the village party secretary and the police from the station arrived.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve heard that there is someone here spreading feudal superstition and performing séances.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is there such a thing?” the police officer asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Over there.” The villagers all pointed at shaman Liu and Bai Xue Mei.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the two covered in dung, the police officers couldn’t help but laugh, “You need dung for your séances?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is really an eye-opener.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiaoliu, Xiaozhang, take them away and have them explain themselves at the station.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Comrade police officer, I think it’s better to let them clean up first,” the village party secretary suggested, unable to bear looking at them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pointing at Bai Xue Mei, she said, “You—well, I don’t even need to say anything about you.”\u003C\u002Fp>",703,"2026-06-03T10:10:23.911Z","2026-06-03T10:10:27.529Z",1,"novelbin.me","4e9616730ffea361002610be1992f0f89db63e73657b6b4f6ecd9216e487f845","sweet-nostalgia-of-the-80s-chapter-269","sweet-nostalgia-of-the-80s-chapter-418",2511,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsweet-nostalgia-of-the-80s-cover.jpg"]