Chapter 384: Teaching in Konoha, the System Says I'm Tsunade's Student, Chapter 235
Kitazawa coughed lightly and said, "But it wasn't the cry of a normal baby boy."
"Then what kind of cry was it?"
Sasuke Uchiha was stunned and asked curiously.
"It was the cry of a baby girl."
Kitazawa answered.
"Huh?"
Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, and the Nine-Tails subconsciously made sounds of surprise.
"Precisely because of this, Madara Uchiha was raised as a girl from a young age, often wearing dresses and the like."
Kitazawa held back his laughter and said.
"???"
Sasuke Uchiha was full of question marks.
No, I don't believe it!
Although Madara Uchiha had betrayed the Hidden Leaf, because of his terrifying strength, he had never been forgotten in the Uchiha clan.
Now, hearing Kitazawa's words, Sasuke Uchiha felt the sky had collapsed, and Madara Uchiha's image was shattered.
"No wonder."
Naruto Uzumaki said excitedly, "I would like to call him the founder of the Sexy Jutsu!"
He remembered the unofficial history Kitazawa had told him before.
It was that Madara Uchiha used the Transformation Jutsu to turn into a beauty to deceive Hashirama Senju.
He thought about it carefully; wasn't this the prototype of the Sexy Jutsu?
"???"
Sasuke Uchiha subconsciously looked at him.
So the Sexy Jutsu was pioneered by Madara Uchiha?
"Hahaha!"
The Nine-Tails in the sealing space laughed and slapped its belly.
It never expected that the dignified Madara Uchiha would have such unofficial history.
"Then does the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, have any unofficial history?"
Sasuke Uchiha decided to regain some face for Madara Uchiha.
"Hashirama Senju has some too?"
The Nine-Tails immediately stopped laughing wildly and pricked up its ears to listen.
"Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were existences that were both enemies and friends."
Kitazawa paused and asked, "But do Itachi know what kind of competition Hashirama Senju proposed when they first met?"
"That must have been a youthful and hot-blooded actual combat spar!"
Naruto Uzumaki immediately gave a thumbs up and said.
Sasuke Uchiha also nodded in agreement.
Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were the strongest in the ninja world at that time.
Their first battle certainly wasn't simple, just like the Battle of the Valley of the End that has been passed down to this day.
"No."
Kitazawa shook his head and said, "They competed to see who could pee further."
"What?"
Naruto Uzumaki widened his eyes.
"...?"
Sasuke Uchiha's mouth twitched.
Competing to see who could pee further; he didn't play such childish games when he was three.
"Hahaha!"
The Nine-Tails laughed and rolled on the ground.
For a time, the sealing space was turbulent, and the chakra was very chaotic.
"Hiss!"
Naruto Uzumaki suddenly pressed his stomach and said, "I think I ate something bad; I'm a bit gassy."
"I'll check it for Itachi."
Kitazawa raised an eyebrow and said.
Naruto Uzumaki let go of his hand upon hearing this.
Kitazawa placed his hand on his clothes, and pale green chakra surged out.
He quickly sensed the sealing space deep in his stomach.
"Nothing's wrong; just rest for a while."
Kitazawa didn't go any deeper, withdrew his hand, and said.
After this check, he confirmed one thing: the Nine-Tails was indeed eavesdropping.
And that mass of chakra looked very active; it was estimated that it had laughed itself into a fit.
"Then who won in the end?"
Naruto Uzumaki asked curiously.
Sasuke Uchiha was speechless.
Does it matter who won or lost?
However, he also looked at Kitazawa, wanting to know the answer.
"Hashirama Senju won."
Kitazawa answered, "Because Madara Uchiha had a weakness: if someone was behind him, he couldn't pee."
"Someone helped Hashirama Senju?"
Sasuke Uchiha paused for two seconds and found a blind spot.
"It was the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju."
Kitazawa explained, "He used the Flying Thunder God Jutsu to teleport behind Madara Uchiha, causing him to suffer a crushing defeat."
Is that how the Flying Thunder God Jutsu is used?
No, that's not right.
Itachi Senju clan members fighting two-on-one; is that fair?
Evil Senju!
Sasuke Uchiha's thoughts drifted away inexplicably.
"Hahaha!"
The Nine-Tails laughed until tears came out; so Madara Uchiha had such a weakness.
"Not good, my stomach hurts again!"
Naruto Uzumaki immediately covered his stomach and said.
"Let's stop the unofficial history here for today; Itachi guys continue to cultivate, and we'll talk again when there's a chance."
Kitazawa clapped his hands and said.
But this was a lie.
He planned to wait a long time before saying anything else.
The Nine-Tails might not be able to help itself and take the initiative to talk to Naruto Uzumaki, just to hear more unofficial history about Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju.
Sasuke Uchiha's expression was complex.
He would rather not have heard this piece of unofficial history.
But Naruto Uzumaki listened with great interest.
End of Chapter
