Chapter 59: Teaching at the Hidden Leaf, the System Says I Am Tsunade

Naruto Uzumaki, because of excessive excitement, imitated Sasuke Uchiha.

It’s not his fault for being so happy, because Transformation Jutsu was the first ninjutsu he mastered in his life.

"This flavor is not right."

Kitazawa looked at the wildly laughing Naruto Uzumaki and shook his head.

"Teacher Kitazawa!"

Naruto Uzumaki laughed enough and asked, "Do you know who the prettiest female ninja in our Hidden Leaf is?"

In Kitazawa’s mind, Tsunade, who would absolutely never let a child go hungry, immediately appeared.

After all, in many people’s eyes, big is beautiful.

Not to mention that Tsunade is beautiful and has a long shelf life.

"Why are you asking this?"

Kitazawa raised an eyebrow and asked.

"I want to use her as the target for my Transformation Jutsu."

Naruto Uzumaki’s tone was serious, explaining, "Only the prettiest female ninja can serve the purpose of confusing the enemy."

"Your idea is indeed correct, but only half correct."

Kitazawa shook his head and said, "Because just being pretty isn't enough; it also has to be shocking."

"Isn't being pretty able to bring shock to people?"

Naruto Uzumaki asked suspiciously.

"You don't understand men."

Kitazawa patted him on the shoulder and said, "What men like is not just pretty, but pretty plus sex."

A great beauty wearing clothes is certainly eye-catching, but a great beauty without clothes is not just as simple as eye-catching.

In the original work, Naruto Uzumaki’s Sexy Jutsu was the latter.

"I don't understand."

Naruto Uzumaki shook his head after pondering for a moment.

Kitazawa frowned slightly.

This actually stumped him, because he couldn't take Naruto Uzumaki to any pleasure quarters.

Although in the ninja world, these pleasure quarters belong to legitimate industries.

Referring to Jiraiya, one would know.

In the original work, many times when he appeared, it was accompanied by fine wine and beauties.

Kitazawa didn't believe Jiraiya was like Pan-Ga, unable to grasp these deep waters.

A normal man would have long been like a fish in water, using that method of fierce battle every day.

But Naruto Uzumaki is different; he is just a child.

Kitazawa didn't want to be fired the next day for stepping into the school gate with his left foot.

Just being fired would be lucky; who knows what kind of torture there might be.

"Don't rush this matter; master the Transformation Jutsu thoroughly first."

Kitazawa chose to believe that latecomers have their own wisdom.

After all, in the original work, Naruto Uzumaki created the Sexy Jutsu without a teacher.

A new week.

Kitazawa finished breakfast and headed straight to the Ninja Academy’s conference room.

He arrived relatively late, and the conference room was already more than half full.

"Senior Kitazawa!"

Iruka Umino’s voice rang out.

Kitazawa subconsciously looked over and saw him and Mizuki.

"Kitazawa."

Mizuki waited for him to walk closer and asked with a smile, "How many questions do you think will be selected this time?"

"Don't know."

Kitazawa shook his head and said, "Leave it to luck."

"Where is there luck? It’s all strength."

Iruka Umino said with admiration, "For the past three years, Senior Kitazawa, you have had the most, a full ten questions!"

The Ninja Academy’s test papers are about the same as the test papers in his past life, with multiple-choice, fill-in-the-blank, and subjective questions.

Adding them all up, there are only fifty questions.

And Kitazawa alone occupied one-fifth.

"Mizuki, you too, your strength is very strong."

Iruka Umino added, "Last year, nine questions were selected; you were just a little bit away from surpassing Senior Kitazawa."

"..."

Mizuki subconsciously clenched his fists.

Why bring up the sore spot?

"I’m not good enough; participation is what matters."

Iruka Umino took a deep breath nervously and said, "If I could have one question selected, I would be very satisfied."

"As far as I know, every year the selection of questions is done personally by Lord Hokage."

Mizuki glanced at the calm Kitazawa and said, "Maybe Lord Hokage changed the selection criteria this year."

"Is it actually Lord Hokage who selects them?"

Iruka Umino’s face showed worry and he asked, "What if the questions I set make Lord Hokage unhappy, what should I do?"

"Rest assured, Lord Hokage has always been magnanimous and will not blame you."

Mizuki had an "I know very well" look and said with a smile.

Just then, Vice-Principal Hisao Sarutobi walked in.

Everyone immediately stopped communicating and looked at him.

"I am now announcing the number of questions selected for each of you."

Hisao Sarutobi didn't waste time and read directly: "Kitazawa, thirty questions."

"What?"

The conference room immediately caused a commotion.

The reason was simple.

Every teacher submitted thirty questions, and according to the unspoken rules, generally, it wouldn't exceed fifteen questions.

After all, one has to take care of everyone’s emotions.

"How many? Is there something wrong somewhere?"

Mizuki’s smile stiffened, feeling it was incredible.

"Yeah."

Iruka Umino’s pupils contracted, subconsciously echoing.

He had no opinion of Kitazawa; on the contrary, he admired him very much.

But no matter how much he admired him, having all of them selected was simply too exaggerated.

"This was selected by Lord Hokage; there will be no mistake."

Hisao Sarutobi said in a deep voice.

In fact, when he saw it for the first time, he also felt something had gone wrong.

But he didn't dare to question Hiruzen Sarutobi; even if there was a mistake, he could only let the mistake continue.

Kitazawa raised an eyebrow, and surprise appeared on his face.

Wow, golden legend!

This old man, he’s not even acting anymore, directly using privileges.

What? The object of the privilege is me? Then it’s fine; Lord Hokage is wise!

Clearly, this was Hiruzen Sarutobi’s reward for him; the most fundamental reason was his care for Naruto Uzumaki during this period.

"Mizuki, five questions... Iruka Umino, one question."

Hisao Sarutobi continued reading.

Because Kitazawa alone occupied thirty questions, it led to a sharp decrease in the number of questions for others.

After Hisao Sarutobi finished reading, he left the conference room.

Kitazawa didn't stay long either.

Because the first class was his class, he followed and left, heading to the classroom.

"Damn it!"

Mizuki ultimately couldn't hold it in and put on a mask of pain.

Lost the year before last, lost last year, lost again, and lost this year; if he keeps losing, he’ll have no face left!

"Mizuki, it doesn't matter; second place is also very amazing."

Iruka Umino saw his expression twisted and hurriedly comforted him.

"..."

Mizuki immediately couldn't hold it together.

How is this sentence any different from "small is also very cute"?