Chapter 136: It

"Chief Chen! Commander Wang!"

"My, Song Qi’s, way of doing things is famously reliable!"

"You wouldn't not believe me, would you..."

"How about this, there’s no time like the present, since you’re both here, let me explain this war chariot of mine to you two properly!"

"It’s wild, cool, and earth-shatteringly awesome!"

Chen Chen Chen Guoan heard this, his face filled with speechlessness.

Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Zhenlong gave Song Qi a look of annoyance.

For a moment, he didn't know what to say...

You, kid, are reliable?

Then there isn't a single unreliable person in the whole world!

Looking back at Song Qi’s history of scientific research, when has it not caused a massive uproar and nearly led to a catastrophic disaster?

That this kid has survived until now is purely due to his and Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Zhenlong’s indulgence, plus his own hard life.

And he has the nerve to say he’s reliable?

Chen Chen Chen Guoan and Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Zhenlong exchanged glances, both seeing the urge to roast him in the other’s eyes.

"Song Qi?"

"Where is the car you’re talking about? Why can't I see it?"

"Yeah? I only see a Transformer!"

"The car you’re talking about, it wouldn't be this thing, would it..."

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

A sarcastic voice came through, and Song Qi also rubbed his nose in embarrassment.

Looking from afar, anyone seeing the mecha probably wouldn't think it was a car...

After all, no one’s car can fit enough weaponry to suppress a military region...

Song Qi paused.

He waved his hand gently toward the mecha.

The next second, a series of clattering sounds came through.

In less than ten seconds, the mecha in front of them transformed at an extremely fast speed into an incredibly cool sports car!

There wasn't a trace of the mecha left!

The speed was jaw-dropping!

"Holy crap?"

"I remember this thing took half a minute to transform into a mecha..."

"How is it so fast to revert to a sports car?"

Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Zhenlong’s confused voice came through.

"Hmm..." Song Qi cupped his chin, pondered for a moment, and gave his answer.

"There was someone in the car back then, so the movements were gentler..."

"Chief Chen! You tell me, is my design handsome?"

"If I sell it to the Saudi camels, can I sell it for a hundred million?"

Off to the side, Chen Chen Chen Guoan glanced at the war chariot in front of him, wanting to say something sarcastic, but the words stuck in his throat.

This car!

It was just too damn handsome!

For a man, from seventy years old down to seven, basically no one has any resistance to a sports car like this.

In a word, it kills everything!

This streamlined body, the metal shell as smooth as a mirror.

Every design choice could be called a breakthrough that transcends the era!

Even with Chen Chen Chen Guoan’s picky eye, he couldn't find a single flaw.

After a long while, Chen Chen Chen Guoan’s face turned the color of a pig’s liver, and he slowly said.

"This... war chariot, the exterior, is it a bit too flashy..."

"I think it’s better to be a bit more subtle..."

"Subtle?"

Song Qi scratched his head blankly.

He gave a light tap.

"Got it! The General means he’s not satisfied with the exterior, right!"

"We can change it!"

"As long as you like it, General, I can even change it into a bus, no problem!"

Song Qi patted his chest to guarantee.

"Hmph!"

Seeing Song Qi flattering him like this, the resentment in Chen Chen Chen Guoan’s heart dissipated by more than half.

After a light huff, Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Zhenlong didn't speak again.

Following that, Song Qi continued to introduce.

"Chief Chen, Commander Wang! This war chariot has a total of five forms: sea, land, air, absolute defense, and the super-ultimate death form!"

"Super fierce, super strong!"

"And a photonic laser cannon..."

"One shot, and gods will be killed, Buddhas will be killed!"

"..."

Off to the side.

Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Zhenlong heard this, and past scenes flashed rapidly before his eyes.

The corner of his mouth twitched unnaturally.

His PTSD was about to flare up.

"Little Song! Stop talking..."

Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Zhenlong waved his hand and continued to add.

"We’ve already seen everything you’re talking about..."

"Otherwise... this headquarters... wouldn't have turned into this ghostly state!"

Off to the side, Song Qi blinked innocently.

Looking as if it had nothing to do with him.

But in his heart, Song Qi also began to calculate silently.

That’s right!

Chen Chen Chen Guoan and Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Zhenlong have already seen these things!

Oh no!

This still isn't enough to win them over...

It’s time to bring out some real skills (he pushed his glasses up helplessly).

"Cough, cough, cough!"

"You two! My war chariot doesn't just have these few things!"

"Don't ever underestimate the bond between me and the chariot!"

"Appear!"

"Sun-class Super Ultimate Death Missile!"

The next moment!

A sound came from the chariot again.

Transformation!

It started again!

The small car split open quietly from the middle!

A pointed missile slowly floated up and appeared before everyone’s eyes.

???

In an instant, everyone present was completely speechless.

Wait?

You kid, are you playing a joke...

Chen Chen Chen Guoan looked at the pointed missile in front of him, his heart skipped a beat, and his eyes narrowed!

No!

This isn't right!

Chen Chen Chen Guoan and Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Zhenlong, as if realizing something, rushed up immediately.

The two exchanged glances, clearly seeing the terror in each other’s eyes.

"Wait?"

"Song Qi, this missile of yours? Why is it so big!"

"It wouldn't be... it wouldn't be a damn mushroom bomb, would it..."

"Mushroom bomb?"

Song Qi blinked his harmless, large eyes.

"Are you kidding! How could I touch that kind of thing!"

"This is just an ordinary hydrogen bomb!"

Chen Chen Chen Guoan listened and nodded with satisfaction.

"A hydrogen bomb! Then it’s fine, I saw this thing was so big, I thought it was a mushroom bomb..."

"Wait!"

"No!"

"You damn brat, wait for me!"

"What the hell is this hydrogen bomb!"

"Isn't this thing even more terrifying than a mushroom bomb?"

Chen Chen Chen Guoan finally realized, his eyes widening to the size of saucers.

Filled with terror.

Wait?

What the hell is this!

At this moment, everyone present was frozen in place.

For a moment, they didn't know what to say.

Especially Dilraba, who felt a chill run down her back.

Holy crap!

I’ve been staying close to a hydrogen bomb for so long?

If this thing accidentally exploded...

I’d probably be reduced to molecular state...

"Wait?"

"You’re a kid who builds airplanes?"

"Where did you get a hydrogen bomb!"

"Isn't this kind of thing a top-secret weapon of our Dragon Kingdom?"

"Huh?"

Song Qi heard this and scratched his head blankly.

"This thing? Is it hard?"

"I followed the manual, spent one night, and built it..."

"I feel like there aren't any technical difficulties..."

"It’s just that the materials are hard to find..."