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Chapter 689: This is my Long Guo

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The netizens from various countries, who had been relatively calm before, exploded the moment the black cloth fell.

The live broadcast room instantly turned into a chaotic mess.

"Holy shit! This is too damn cool!"

"It really is cool! This sense of design simply crushes all current sports cars!"

"With a sports car this badass, even if it cost 10 million, I bet people would be lining up to buy it!"

"I'll offer 20 million! If it's for sale, pretend I didn't say anything!"

Immediately after, almost all the netizens noticed something was not quite right.

"Eh? Wait! Isn't this the Lithography Machine Expo? What the hell is this thing! When did this place turn into a car show?"

"What exactly is Long Guo selling in this gourd?"

"No way? Being cool is useless! This is a damn lithography machine expo!"

"..."

At this moment, everyone's gaze converged here.

Countless people crowded toward this side.

The popularity of the Long Guo's booth even directly surpassed the 7nm-class lithography machine over at NMSL!

Almost everyone, upon seeing the Long Guo's 'lithography machine' for the first time, was stunned by its flashy exterior.

But immediately after, a flash of deep confusion clearly crossed the eyes of the public.

Who am I?

Where am I?

Why... is there a car here?

Never mind the passersby, even Wu Di himself felt his brain buzzing, turning into a bowl of porridge!

No way?

What the hell is going on here!

Wasn't it agreed to be a 72nm-class lithography machine?

I stayed up all night preparing, and it was so hard to memorize the script!

The rag gets pulled off, and a 'sports car' comes out?

You're trying to screw me over, right!

Looking at the ghost of a thing in front of him, Wu Di felt like dying...

The most critical part is that people all over the world are watching right now!

I can't just say this thing isn't from the Long Guo...

That would be too ridiculous!

In a daze, Wu Di gritted his teeth and finally made up his mind.

Today, whatever is revealed under this black cloth, even if it's a car!

Even if it's a giant airplane!

Even if it's a tank!

It must be a lithography machine fully and independently developed by the Long Guo!

Finally, someone in the crowd couldn't help but ask a question.

"Colonel Wu! Your sports car is indeed flashy, but..."

"This is a lithography machine expo!"

"Did the Long Guo... make a mistake?"

Wu Xiang shook his head with absolute certainty.

"No mistake! This is a lithography machine!"

???

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone present was stunned.

No way?

Do you take us for blind or stupid!

What you've brought out has absolutely nothing to do with a lithography machine!

In the live broadcast room, a burst of uproarious laughter erupted.

"???"

"Interesting! Interesting!"

"A modern version of pointing at a deer and calling it a horse??"

"..."

The staff member who had just been mocking Wu Di was also confused.

Good grief!

Are the people from the Long Guo all this stubborn?

Passing down the stubbornness for three generations, even after death the mouth is still hard, right!

"Colonel Wu! We have to be reasonable when doing things!"

"Who have you ever seen equip a lithography machine with four wheels and an engine!"

"This! This is clearly a sports car!"

"Wrong!"

Wu Di stood his ground.

"Who says a lithography machine can't have wheels and an engine?"

"You all have narrow-minded prejudices! I..."

Wu Di really didn't know how to keep making it up; this was just too ridiculous...

Just as Wu Di was in a dilemma, the young officer behind him hurriedly took out the manual Song Qi had handed him and stuffed it into Wu Di's hands.

The next second, as if he had grabbed a savior, Wu Di opened the manual and, without even looking at it, started reading directly.

"This unit is an ultra-high-precision 3nm-class automatic calibration mask alignment exposure machine, fully and independently developed by the Long Guo's Xijing 11th Institute, presided over by engineer Song Qi!"

Once these words were spoken.

The entire venue suddenly fell into an eerie silence.

Everyone looked at each other.

They clearly saw the confusion in each other's eyes.

What the hell?

3nm? Ultra-high precision? Long Guo?

What kind of international joke is this!

You have to know!

3nm is the theoretical limit of a lithography machine!

With the Long Guo's level?

Never mind 3nm?

Even 30nm would be a stretch!

Even NMSL Company's latest product is only 7nm!

It is said that even for NMSL Company, to break through to 6nm, they need at least a dozen more years of technical breakthroughs!

How much did you Long Guo people drink!

Starting off with 3nm?

In an instant, the scene erupted into a burst of uproarious laughter!

In the world live broadcast room, many viewers laughed until their stomachs hurt.

Almost passing out from it...

"Hahahaha! Best joke of the year! I'm dying of laughter, my stomach hurts like hell, can someone pull me up..."

"Good act, deserves a reward! This Colonel Wu, could he be from our Florida? You might not have money in Florida, but you can't be without an act!"

"I'm really going to die laughing..."

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