Chapter 225: Today we totally blew up with this bunch of old clods!
A corner of Subspace.
With the seven great evil gods descending simultaneously, this place instantly became especially lively.
All the evil demons ran around far away, daring only to watch cautiously from a very distant spot.
In the area where the seven gods gathered, on one side were industrial demons, Cursed Warrior, Terror blood‑sucking vampire, and the fabricated demons of Filth, Color Devil, and Jianqi, constantly enforcing the command "beat them to death but don't kill them."
On the other side, Jianqi was being brutally surrounded and beaten by six and a half evil gods.
During the beating, Jianqi's face was bruised and swollen, yet he still gritted his teeth to keep his cute blue‑bird form.
So the evil gods who had been watching the sisters for a while saw that the sisters felt compassion for the cute blue bird's "tragic" plight, and after the sisters again expressed kind pity, the evil gods grew even angrier!
Then, with his face swollen, Jianqi squeezed a faint smile at the sisters through a big bag seam, prompting the sisters to feel even more pity and focus on Jianqi; the first to react was his longtime rival, Terror!
A surge of Divine Light rippled, and Terror also changed form; not only were the sisters stunned instantly, but even the Divine Emperor and several Filth gods were frozen in shock.
Then the group, the gods including Jianqi, stared at an adorable red‑haired puppy brandishing a Great Axe, glaring furiously at Jianqi.
It wasn't that Terror actually turned into a red‑haired puppy; rather, Terror used divine power to make the sisters automatically perceive him as the form they liked.
In reality, within Subspace the evil gods' true bodies were still fighting each other.
Now, seeing Terror also shamelessly imitate Jianqi, the Divine Emperor and several others were unwilling to be outdone, and each unleashed divine power.
The scene the sisters saw then turned into a red‑haired puppy, a round green little bear, a chubby little snake, and a handsome young man, all attacking the blue bird.
The exaggeration of this tableau even made the evil demons being beaten nearby think that seeing this scene made today's beating worthwhile.
Then the beating continued as the sisters gradually emitted iron‑colored Divine Light; their originally mortal souls began to rapidly evolve, finally triggering a transformation.
The Divine Emperor and the other gods stared at the sisters whose bodies began to emit iron‑colored Divine Light, froze for a moment, then looked around and realized they had been busy beating Jianqi and hadn't paid attention to Washituoer.
Meanwhile, Washituoer at that moment secretly slipped a Blessing to the sisters behind the backs of the gods.
Although the first deity the sisters saw in Subspace was Jianqi, as long as they could return with his Blessing Divine Light, it might leave a decent impression on Xisi, right?
But while Washituoer, his face anxious, finally managed to spread iron‑colored Divine Light over the sisters, his rear foot instantly turned golden.
Washituoer froze, staring blankly behind him, when a golden‑light slap came straight at him:
"Is that yours? You're just handing out Blessings recklessly?"
*Slap* *Slap* two ear‑slaps, making Washituoer see stars.
It wasn't that Washituoer was stunned; the Divine Emperor was willing to go all out, and after two slaps actually generated a burst of golden Divine Light beside Washituoer's head.
Washituoer, enraged, turned to continue channeling divine power to restore his own Divine Light, but what emerged was pink light.
"These two little girls, let sister handle them."
"After all, little brother Xisi gave me so many snacks; I ought to return the favor, right?"
Color Devil spoke gently, while the Divine Emperor, speechless, glanced at Color Devil, and without turning back could feel the light of Filth and Terror following closely behind.
Since the sisters were definitely returning, whoever's Divine Light shone the brightest to Xisi after they got back would obviously be the one who's best to the sisters.
Thus, under the envious gazes of the surrounding evil demons, the two sisters who had endured countless hardships began to ascend to sainthood under the forced Blessings of the gods!
And it was, after Xisi, a unique seven‑and‑a‑half god joint sainthood!
As these divine powers grew more vigorous in the scramble, the sisters' soul forms solidified rapidly, and the real universe finally beckoned them again.
At this moment in the real universe.
An epic‑scale beating was also unfolding.
The Unyielding Fleet began to retreat step by step, and Chaos, the Spirit race, Green Skin, and the Human Alliance all vied to court Xisi.
Meanwhile, on Abadon's Bridge.
He simultaneously commanded the Chaos Fleet to brutally beat Kiriman's troops, while occasionally checking Washituoer's real body on Longlin Star.
After all, the Chaos war unit stationed on Longlin Star could not explain what was happening and could only stream the footage live to Abadon.
Abadon, watching the footage, wore a completely bewildered expression.
What he could see was Washituoer, as the lowest‑level entity in this Subspace chaos, being repeatedly forced out of Subspace.
Then Washituoer's real body in the real universe, after receiving a surge of power from Longlin Star, widened his blood‑red eyes and stormed back into Subspace in fury.
He kept shouting, making Abadon wonder if this was a bit "over‑the‑top" and "exploded!"
"Exploded!"
"We totally blew up with this bunch of old clods today!"
After listening for a while, Abadon finally pieced together Washituoer's words and wondered what on Subspace had happened.
He also sighed that Washituoer could have such an irrational day.
The current situation isn't great, is it? Courting Xisi and beating Kiriman—does it really warrant such emotional outburst?
If Washituoer weren't so weak, Abadon even felt that with Washituoer's current mood—
—he could truly turn into a human bomb and send all Seven Gods soaring.
"Washituoer, still young after all."
Abadon sat on the Bridge Throne, admiring how to beat Kiriman while leisurely sipping coffee.
He was about to stand up and grandly declare that the Original Body era had ended, when his gaze was drawn to the sudden burst of multicolored Divine Light atop the Giant Stone Monastery.
"Four Gods Blessing again?"
Abadon spoke reflexively, but then his eyes shifted to see a pair bearing eight‑colored Divine Light, their Blessing count not less than Xisi's sisters.
Abadon froze, keeping his coffee‑drinking motion, his eyes staring blankly at the ground.
He counted carefully again, confirmed the Blessing amount, and could no longer hold back.
"Other Seven Gods are scrambling for Blessings; what are you, Washituoer, hopping around for?!"
"Your Divine Light placed with those seven makes me feel embarrassed for you!"
Abadon teased Washituoer for not being able to tell the big king from the small king, while the Seven Gods in Subspace watched another evenly matched showdown where no one could hope to monopolize the advantage.
They could only reluctantly withdraw their hands, then, still a bit angry after pondering, turned back and decided to beat Jianqi first.
And on the surface of the Giant Stone Monastery, Xisi watched the sister who had been forcibly sent back by the Seven Gods and finally let out a big sigh of relief.
The sister also looked around, felt that she had indeed returned, and directly performed a grand salute to Xisi.
"The uncles and aunties in Subspace are decent people."
"I just don't know why, some don't like birds."
End of Chapter
