Chapter 104
When the plan in his mind fully emerged, Li Yu himself was stunned, and secretly said:
"Hmm? This plan is a bit radical. Could it be that I have been polluted by Wanfu City?"
"There are perverts and rollers everywhere here. If there really is a way to significantly advance cultivation in a few days, I fear most people would choose to execute it without hesitation."
"Or, is this a side effect of the Alchemist sequence? Just like when I was still in the Elixir Disciple sequence, I always wanted to jump into the elixir furnace."
Thinking this way, Li Yu calmed down again.
More rational thoughts emerged in his mind:
"This kind of cultivation plan that seeks greatness and completeness gives a sense of accomplishment, but it is too wasteful and will take a long time."
"However, the train of thought is not a problem. While I am still in Wanfu City, I should indeed use the complex situation here to cultivate and quickly advance my cultivation realm."
"Therefore, I must cut down this plan a little."
"No need to exchange for all the elixir formulas, at most add a few more. Finding the right ones first, and finding the timing and reasons to cause trouble is the right thing to do. It needs to involve many cultivators, preferably giving me room to operate..."
"Hmm?"
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck Li Yu's heart.
It was when he was entertaining that group of exploration team members today to earn favors and listening to the secrets they inadvertently leaked.
He had heard a few people mention something jokingly: that is, among the many unsigned rewards on the "Wanfu Daily" reward board, a large part of them were actually secretly posted by some forces and cultivators' enemies or rivals, and most of them were even mutual rewards.
This is very reasonable, business wars, and private feuds.
There doesn't seem to be any profit to be made here. Although these unsigned rewards have very generous rewards, not many people take them to do.
But at this moment, Li Yu had an inspiration and came up with a brand-new cultivation plan.
"Manipulating one or several cultivators... is not very difficult. With proper preparation and the right timing, like tonight's encounter, it is a matter of course."
"But what if I could manipulate a large pile of forces, organizations, or high-sequence powerhouses to clash and rub against each other according to my expected direction? To what realm would my Alchemist cultivation transform then?"
"It may not be very difficult. After all, many transcendent organizations are like water and fire... what is missing is just a small spark."
"And I am the one responsible for lighting the fire."
The more Li Yu thought about it, the more excited he became, and the more feasible he felt it was.
He spoke abruptly and ordered:
"Hongdou, go and take all the past issues of the Wanfu Daily."
"Okay, Master!"
Not long after, the table in front of Li Yu was already full of Wanfu Dailies.
The reward pages of each issue were listed separately.
Li Yu looked intently and began to screen carefully.
With his sharp eyes at this time, he quickly picked out the first pair of enemies' rewards:
"Reward 1: Request to throw a 【Mixed Stink Bag】 into the Jialouluo Restaurant in the East District. Reward: 10,000 taels of silver and a strange object usable at Sequence 8 tier."
"Reward 2: Request to splash a bucket of 【Hundred Grass Black Fertilizer】 into the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall Restaurant in the West District. Reward: 20,000 taels of silver and a strange object usable at Sequence 8."
These two rewards were published in two consecutive issues of the newspaper.
Neither was signed, and they seemed unrelated, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that it was done by both sides.
No other reason, it was just too targeted.
The purpose of the reward was only one: to drive away the other party's guests.
That mixed stink bag was a very popular food among the Unclean and the Mi people in Wanfu City these days, mixed with all kinds of filth and foul-smelling things... Ordinary people, let alone eating it, if they got a little bit on them, it would be impossible to dissipate for at least ten days or half a month. It was terrifying.
And that Hundred Grass Black Fertilizer was something from the Forbidden Land Ancient Black Forest, which had many uses. One of them: as long as one smelled it, one would be completely unable to touch meat for several days and could only eat grass. If one touched oil while eating meat, one would be stimulated on the spot to the point of wanting to vomit out their gallbladder together.
Yet the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall Restaurant in the West District only supplied meat and didn't even have a single green vegetable.
The territory of Fallen Buddhism, everything was the opposite of orthodox Buddhism.
"Good, good, good... A very reasonable and disgusting business war, I like it, accepted."
"At that time, I will use 【Jin Gang Elixir】 to pretend to be a monk to throw stink bags at the Jialouluo Restaurant, and then disguise myself as a 【Vegetable Person】 to throw Hundred Grass Fertilizer at the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall Restaurant... But I must do it secretly to ensure nothing goes wrong. It would be bad to be caught."
Having a plan, a smile couldn't help but appear on Li Yu's face.
It seemed that because his state of mind and condition at this time were very consistent with "Alchemist," even if Li Yu had not yet implemented the plan, he could still feel it.
His cultivation was rising.
Once the positive feedback appeared, Li Yu became even more immersed.
Even as one unsigned "enemy reward" after another was found, he suddenly had other inspirations:
"Besides these rewards, I can also take the initiative to stir up trouble."
"A large pile of forces in Wanfu City are enemies of each other. As long as I don't court death, don't provoke high-sequence powerhouses, and don't touch their major interests, and quietly create some small misunderstandings... with my current transformation and concealment techniques, they will only think that the other side is causing trouble."
"Safe, it couldn't be safer."
Another day, Wanfu City, which had experienced many disasters, finally ushered in a period of peace.
Of course, it was relative. Conflicts and disasters of all sizes were still constant, just not as frequent as in the past few days.
The Jialouluo Restaurant in the East District, this extremely tall and gorgeous restaurant, seemed to have been soaked in countless kinds of delicacies. Even if one just passed by, one could smell a large amount of fragrance, making people very satisfied.
But if one's sense of smell was truly sensitive, one could smell the disgusting and crazy scent hidden deep inside. Everyone knew!
The owner of this restaurant was a high-sequence old devil of the Forbidden God path.
His hobby was cannibalism.
If it were in the outside world, such as within the Three Kingdoms territory, such a restaurant would certainly not be able to open, but in Wanfu City, this was the number one restaurant.
Open all night, guests were endless.
Because of well-known reasons, this restaurant refused to entertain "Unclean" and "Mi people," unless they could hide their stench like Zhu Wugou of the Ninth Exploration Team.
However, this night.
The Jialouluo Restaurant welcomed an existence even more terrifying than the Unclean.
Accompanied by "bang, bang, bang" sounds coming from several corners of the restaurant's outer wall, several large packages exploded simultaneously, and then streams of visible, colorful, filthy odors appeared, following the wind direction of the night, frantically pouring into the restaurant.
Inside the restaurant, the extremely high floors were better, always keeping the protective forbidden technique open.
But the guests on the first, second, and third floors all suffered together.
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"Huh? What is that smell?"
"Ugh... it's the Unclean, no, it's the Mi people, and there are at least seven or eight Mi people."
"Waiter, waiter, has your family gone crazy? Didn't you say you don't entertain 【Loving Father path】 cultivators?"
"So smelly, ugh... ugh, ugh..."
"It's not the Mi people, it's a mixed stink bag. Someone threw this thing into the restaurant?"
For a time, the restaurant was in chaos, and the sound of vomiting was endless.
After all, it was the number one restaurant in the city, the face of the East District, and there were countless powerhouses in the building. Soon, powerhouses of the Forbidden God Sect flew out roaring.
They quickly cast spells to deal with the stink bags that were still glowing and heating up at the base of the walls, and then cast strange arts to track down the perpetrator.
Not long after, the result came.
A roar of exasperation, naming names, resounded through the East District:
"What a bunch of stinky bald donkeys!"
"Although the perpetrator used a time bomb, the residual Buddhist traces could not be hidden under my secret art investigation. The trail ended directly at the entrance of the West District, and a pig head was also completely seen by me. Who else could it be but that group of demon monk cooks."
"Hiding their heads and showing their tails, using such despicable means, truly shameless."
"Guests choose Jialouluo for a reason. You bunch of bald donkeys will always only be in second place."
As this sound spread, within half an hour, many people in Wanfu City knew.
The Buddha Jumps Over the Wall Restaurant in the West District shamelessly sent people to place stink bombs for their competitors, directly smoking out all the guests on the three floors of the building.
In a few breaths, all the guests ran away, and business plummeted.
However, before everyone could follow the Jialouluo Restaurant to blame the demon monks in the West District, in the second half of the night, the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall Restaurant, which was also open all night and had endless guests, also had an accident.
A group of strange monkeys, clearly caught and brought into the city as pets, were released by someone, and they were also hypnotized.
Holding lumps of "Hundred Grass Black Fertilizer" that had been fermenting in the Ancient Black Forest for who knows how many years, they threw them into the restaurant without any politeness.
Although the powerhouses among the demon monks took action at the first moment to kill all the strange monkeys.
But it was still too late!
The guests were also vomiting frantically.
And by comparison, it was more severe.
In the blink of an eye, the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall Restaurant, where one used to have to wait for several hours just for a seat, was empty on the lower three floors.
A fallen monk, clearly of a high sequence, also roared like a diamond:
"It's the Vegetable People!"
"Those strange monkeys are covered in the smell of human flesh. Zhu Can's old devil's subordinates didn't even bother to cover it up."
"Good, good, good!"
"This monk is not finished with you Forbidden God Sect."
The next day, when Li Yu appeared at the City Lord's Mansion exploration team camp as usual.
Among the many discussions he heard along the way, there was indeed the content he wanted:
"Hey, have you heard? There was a good show last night."
"The two big restaurants in the city, Jialouluo and Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, finally tore their faces and attacked each other, but the tricks were very low-class and disgusting. One was throwing stink bags, and the other was throwing black fertilizer."
"Obviously both sides have Sequence 5 powerhouses sitting in town, why use such low-class methods? I thought they would have a duel and fight."
"I was eating at Jialouluo last night, the goddamn demon monks used a time bomb to blow up a bunch of stink bags, but I happened to be sitting at the wind vent, and the first wave all poured into my mouth. I almost thought I had eaten an Unclean alive, and now my mouth is still full of stench."
"Hahaha... I heard that they have already started making a scene, both sides are holding back their energy, wanting to play a bigger dirty trick on the other side."
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